Temptation Island I'm Not a Skank, Not Yet a Hooker

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I'm Not a Skank, Not Yet a Hooker

Over - All they need is time...a moment that is theirs. And that's what Mark L. Walberg gives the chicks in this final episode, before bringing their terrible boyfriends out to decide the fates of their awful relationships.

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Collateral Whorage

Ho Me Tight - Final date selection continues as the kids say buh-bye to half the remaining hos, including Talks-Too-Much and Fucked-Up-His-Own-Chances. Final dates take place all over the island, as the hos are spread across Costa Rica like a slutty little disease.

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Skank You Very Much

You Don't Have To Go Ho, But You Can't Stay Here - Stee can't believe how enjoyable this season of Temptation Island 2 has been, and it's all thanks to the whores. And in this third to last episode, many of the hos are booted, as final date selection takes place. Tears, tantrums, and titties. What more could you want?

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Catherine, A Ho, A Female Ho

Delusions Of Monogamy - Catherine continues bobbling between two men (oh, right -- three, if you count her, you know, boyfriend) as the kids go on their second-to-last dates. The episode is a blur of TI 2 goodness as we slut on toward the final week.

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No Hos Barred

Ho-ey New Year! - With the infusion of new hos, things slut up a notch. The kids go on dates with the new hos, and then all go sleep with each other. Pretty much. Rossi is shunned by Catherine in favor of the new guy as Tommy, Nikkole, John, and Kelley also do some Fox-sanctioned cheating. Oh, how Stee missed this show.

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They Don't Love Them Hos, They Out The Door

Christmas, Fox Style - As Mark L. Walberg promised, the kids have to boot a group of hos. And guess who Edmundo picks to stay? (Here's a hint: it's not Hillary.) And because I know you were all sad for him, by some odd twist of fate, Ali gets to stay! The kids go on more dates, do body shots off each other, and play tug-of-war. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

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Fresh Meat

Fa-Hill Attraction - The kids alternately cry and cheer as they realize Tony and Genevieve are not long for this world. The wounds quickly heal, however, as a new dysfunctional, doomed couple -- Mark and Kelley -- arrive at the island and quickly ho things up. But whatever; the best reason to watch this episode is Hillary's freak-out when Edmundo doesn't pick her for his next date.

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First Comes a Terribly Repressive Love, Then Comes Marriage

Holy MatriTony - The kids watch their messages from their mates, except Tony, who comes out onto the beach to find Mark L. Walberg. Mark L. Walberg tools him that due to the content of the message, Tony can't watch. Sad waiting. Tony thinks he's dumped. Bonfire. The kids watch their mates getting down. (Catherine cries, but what's new?) And then they send everyone away and Genevieve comes out of the woods, much like a scary panther, and sits on the log next to Tony. Tony never had a chance.

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Ho three times on the island if you want meeeee

Ho On - The kids go on their third dates, with all of the usual

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Let's Go To The Videotape

Putting The "Ow" Back In "Power Dating" - The kids go on their second dates, and start crying when they watch their mates getting busy with the freak freak. This is what we paid for. Well, it's network TV, so this is what we sat through herpes and Slurpees ads for.

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