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7-8 2003.11.06 |
Andrew's Own Medicine Tastes Terrible Lill and Burton are coming back to Morgan and Drake respectively, just in time for the merge. Lill is the crying-on-the-inside kind of angry Scout, and there's nowhere to hide for Andrew when she teams up with Burton and the rest of Drake to take him out. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 7-8 Recap |
Andrew's Own Medicine Tastes Terrible What the...?, Part II - Lill and Burton are coming back to Morgan and Drake respectively, just in time for the merge. Lill is the crying-on-the-inside kind of angry Scout, and there's nowhere to hide for Andrew when she teams up with Burton and the rest of Drake to take him out. |
2003.11.06 2003.11.12 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-7 Recap |
The Pecs Take A Powder What The...?, Part I - In this plot-heavy episode, the remaining members of Drake and Morgan are stunned at the return of those they've already booted. When both tribes are faced with voting someone out, Shawn gets the short end of a showdown between himself and Jon, while Osten ends the suspense by quitting, to the evident disgust of Jeff Probst. Good times. |
2003.10.30 2003.11.05 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-6 Recap |
On Lying Down With Snakes Me And My Snake - Balboa's brief moment in the spotlight comes to an end, despite the best efforts of burlap-bag therapy. Drake takes the reward challenge and loads up on protein, but they stumble at the immunity challenge when Andrew puts on a show of good shoulders. Trish tries to get the super-smug Rupert out sooner rather than later, but she trusts the wrong people and her plot is revealed. Goodbye, Trish. |
2003.10.23 2003.10.29 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-5 Recap |
Smoothie Operators Everyone's A Hero - Drake futzes two more challenges -- dropping a boat-steering contest primarily to Osten, of all people, and then dropping a disgusting-food-eating competition to Darrah. Of, you know, all people. It all leads up to the anticlimactic booting of the all-around weak Michelle. |
2003.10.16 2003.10.21 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-4 Recap |
Burton's Plan Is All Wet Pick A Castaway, Any Castaway - Another water challenge almost drowns Osten, but only manages to sink his team. Burton's brilliant plan to throw the immunity challenge blows up in his face just the teeniest bit when his tribe gives him its inaugural boot. Oops. |
2003.10.09 2003.10.15 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-3 Recap |
Strangers In A Train Wreck United We Stand, Divided We...? - The Morgan meltdown continues as they blow a reward challenge as a result of literally sinking themselves, and then they blow an immunity challenge as a result of Osten's failing arms. Will they boot Lill or Darrah? Will Andrew ever stop being such a total jackass? Also, the ethics of thievery, the physics of buoyancy, and the politics of treachery. |
2003.10.02 2003.10.06 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-2 Recap |
Spear Factor To Quit Or Not To Quit - Andrew is the worst leader ever. Sandra pillages a tarp. Shawn loses what's pointy. Rupert finds it again. Christa thinks Shawn is a big "puss," but only because she doesn't know Osten. But hey, heart schmart. What we need on the Morgan tribe are pecs. Adios, Ryan Shoulders. You have the most ironic name ever. |
2003.09.25 2003.10.01 |
Miss Alli |
| 7-1 Recap |
Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bottle Of Dumb Beg, Barter, Steal - This is the tale of two tribes, their first three days of isolation, and their efforts to pass time together without walking into anything or swallowing their tongues. Eventually, straplessness is declared the worst sin of all, and poor Nicole is sent packing. |
2003.09.18 2003.09.21 |
Miss Alli |
| Extra |
Mother's Day Massacre The Amazon Reunion - Jenna gets a visit from the bronzer fairy, Matthew gets a visit from Edward Scissorshands, Peachy gets a visit from his sparkly mother, and the audience gets a visit from Rudy! Also, Christy reveals her reason for voting for Jenna. Although in this case, "reason" can be more clearly defined as "incomprehensible, bizarre, and totally random explanation." |
2003.05.11 2003.05.22 |
Joanna |
| 6-13 Recap |
The Cheese Stands Alone ...And Then There Were Four - And likely naked, too -- at least, if there's any peanut butter and chocolate involved. Jenna takes it all this week on Survivor, which is very different than the "Jenna takes it all off this month in Playboy" conclusion the viewing audience expected. |
2003.05.11 2003.05.17 |
Joanna |
| 6-12 Recap |
Busted! The Amazon Heats Up - HeiDDi puts the "bust" in "busted" this week as she goes on about being the "mastermind" of the game, then gets voted out. Butch borrows Elaine's dance from Seinfeld, kicking up not only his heels, but his knees and elbows, as well. Also, Matthew wins a car but can't use it to drive back home. You can't drive to Pluto, people! |
2003.05.08 2003.05.10 |
Joanna |
| 6-11 Recap |
Romance Is in the Heir Sour Grapes - Matthew wins a "romantic" evening with his purty mother in this week's episode. HeiDDi cries a lot, and turns her back on Rob. It's not the turned back that bothers him so much, though, as the turned front. He likes the boobies! Also, Butch keeps busy believing in himself. And in the bottle. |
2003.05.01 2003.05.07 |
Joanna |
| 6-10 Recap |
Robin Hood Q & A - Rob steals from the rich to reward the poor this week as he throw his vote in with the downtrodden Matthew, Christy, and Butch to get rid of Alex. Christy prudently plans to win a letter from home, while Jenna poutily pouts to win the same. Later, the tribe gangs up to declare Jenna sex-weapon-wielding, incapable-of-surviving, and not fit for nude modeling, so all is good. |
2003.04.24 2003.04.30 |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Mostly-Seen-Before Footage Amazon Redux - It's time for the clips show, and we all know what that means: lowlights and mostly-seen-before footage. Christy and Davey Rockett swing dance, Rob enthuses over HeiDDi's "manmade" beauties, and the original Jaburu tribe samples Jeanne's homemade delicacies: her very own fuzzy balls. |
2003.04.17 2003.04.23 |
Joanna |
| 6-9 Recap |
A Bug in the System The Chain - More precisely, there are several bugs in Matthew's system, after he enthusiastically downs them during the immunity challenge. There's a bug in Deena's system, too, as her trusted alliance turns around and votes her out. |
2003.04.10 2003.04.17 |
Joanna |
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