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5-22 2006.05.11 |
Kneel Before...Lana? General Zod arrives in the form of Lex's newly super-body, and he...he loves Lana? What the hell? |
| 4-15 Recap |
House Of Flying Bullshit
Sacred - The cast goes to Shanghai, China, to...well, they go to find...you know what? It can't even be explained here. Just know that magical Nintendo power stones are involved and Lana is the WB version of Chun Li. |
2005.02.23 2005.03.01 |
C+ |
Omar G |
| 4-14 Recap |
Going To The Dogs In More Ways Than One
Krypto - Clark gets a new pet: a dog with super-strength that used to pull heists. |
2005.02.16 2005.02.21 |
C- |
Omar G |
| 4-13 Recap |
Big Superman On Campus
Recruit - Clark visits Metropolis University as a potential football recruit, but learns that he won't be playing football there, nor anywhere else. |
2005.02.09 2005.02.14 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 4-12 Recap |
KentFan: The Killening
Pariah - KentFan is sacrificed to the God of pointless plot twists after being accused of attacking Lana and Jason. |
2005.02.02 2005.02.07 |
C+ |
Omar G |
| 4-11 Recap |
Think Unsexy Thoughts
Unsafe - Clark gets married to KentFan; Lana tries to figure out what's up Jason's ass after their breakup. |
2005.01.26 2005.01.31 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 4-10 Recap |
Coma Chameleons
Scare - A toxin causes Chloe, Clark, Lex, Lana, and Jason to have some bad nightmares. |
2004.12.01 2004.12.06 |
B |
Omar G |
| 4-9 Recap |
Sex, Lies, And Security Video
Bound - Lex sleeps around, and it's all fine and sexy until a woman dies. |
2004.11.17 2004.11.22 |
B |
Omar G |
| 4-8 Recap |
Next on Charmed...er, "Smallville..."
Spell - A countess and two witches take over Lana, Chloe, and Lois, with disastrous results for viewers. |
2004.11.10 2004.11.15 |
Omar G |
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| 4-7 Recap |
Mxzyptlkmatosis
Jinx - A guy from eastern Europe (with a Russian accent) tries to jinx Clark in the state football championship. |
2004.11.03 2004.11.08 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 4-6 Recap |
Liver Let Die
Transference - Papa Luthor is dying in prison, but he finds a way to escape -- by switching bodies with Clark! Genius! |
2004.10.27 2004.11.01 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 4-5 Recap |
A Flashy Guy
Run - The Flash shows himself to be a juvenile delinquent -- but a fun one -- when he befriends Clark. |
2004.10.20 2004.10.25 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 4-4 Recap |
Gay In The Water
Devoted - Girls get their way with Kryptorade; Lex ends up in a locker room with Clark. Fireworks abound! |
2004.10.13 2004.10.18 |
B |
Omar G |
| 4-3 Recap |
"Kryp"/Sucks
Facade - Plastic surgery turns a pimply mess into a dangerous imaginary leprosy carrier. |
2004.10.06 2004.10.12 |
C |
Omar G |
| 4-2 Recap |
Chloe Lives!
Gone - Chloe is saved by, of all things, the Underground Railroad. Lana returns too, which is the bad news in that equation. |
2004.09.28 2004.10.05 |
B |
Omar G |
| 4-1 Recap |
Down With Robot Clark
Crusade - Clark loses his memory, but meets Lois Lane, who's trying to find Chloe's killer. |
2004.09.22 2004.09.27 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 3-22 Recap |
The MB Strikes Back!
Covenant - Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving. |
2004.05.19 2004.05.25 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 3-21 Recap |
The Ross Is Off The Bloom
Forsaken - Pete says goodbye to Smallville while Lana hits a roadblack on her way to Paris, and Lex finally gets revenge on Papa Luthor. |
2004.05.12 2004.05.17 |
B |
Omar G |
| 3-20 Recap |
Talisman
Talisman - Clark is once again confronted with the legend of Naman. |
2004.05.05 2004.05.10 |
A- |
Kim |
| 3-19 Recap |
Memoria
Memoria - Lex remembers what really happened to his brother. |
2004.04.28 2004.05.04 |
B |
Kim |
| 3-18 Recap |
True Lies
Truth - Chloe becomes a human lie-detector and alienates everybody. |
2004.04.21 2004.04.27 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 3-17 Recap |
Eight Deadly Sides Of Death
Legacy - Dr. Swann returns to wrangle with Papa Luthor's increasingly lustful pursuit of the cave hole. Bo gets a little bitter. |
2004.04.14 2004.04.19 |
B |
Omar G |
| 3-16 Recap |
El Futuro
Crisis - Clark gets a distress call from Lana -- from twenty-four hours in the future. |
2004.03.03 2004.03.08 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 3-15 Recap |
Laz 'R Us
Resurrection - Clark figures out that his blood can be used to bring back the dead. It's creepy and dumb! |
2004.02.25 2004.03.02 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 3-14 Recap |
Fatal Attrition
Obsession - Worn down by bad episodes, Smallville fans take what they can get with this not-too-bad Swimfan episode. |
2004.02.18 2004.02.23 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 3-13 Recap |
Vroom, Vroom, Vroom!
Velocity - Pete goes 2 Fast, 2 Furious, but it's not 2Good 2B 4Gotten. |
2004.02.11 2004.02.17 |
C |
Omar G |
| 3-12 Recap |
The Dread Zone
Hereafter - A kid who can see people's future deaths is understandably freaked out. Clark tries to help. |
2004.02.04 2004.02.09 |
C+ |
Omar G |
| 3-11 Recap |
Subject: Your Imminent Death
Delete - Somebody tries to kill Chloe by sending out lethal, mind-controlling emails. |
2004.01.28 2004.02.02 |
B |
Omar G |
| 3-10 Recap |
The Blind Leading The Blahna
Whisper - Clark is struck blind, which sucks because Pete's been kidnapped and needs help. But don't worry; in the end, Clark just needs to wear glasses from now on. |
2004.01.21 2004.01.26 |
C |
Omar G |
| 3-9 Recap |
Lex, Scrambled
Asylum - Clark thinks about busting Lex out of the insane asylum, but Lex succumbs to radical shock treatment. It ain't pretty. |
2004.01.14 2004.01.19 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 3-8 Recap |
Heeeeeeee's Nuts
Shattered - Lex goes crazy (literally) when Papa Luthor drugs him. Clark has to watch his good buddy on the downward spiral. |
2003.11.19 2003.11.24 |
A |
Omar G |