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5-23 2006.07.24 |
Wet And Ready, Bro We may never know why Aquaman wasn't picked up on the CW network, but at least we have a recap of the pilot to examine what went right or wrong. |
| 2-2 Recap |
Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot!
Heat - Clark has a new power: super-ejaculate hot beams! But didn't we know that already? |
2002.10.01 2002.10.08 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 2-1 Recap |
Suck: The Aftermath
Vortex - It's post-tornado time, and the town of Smallville is recovering, rebuilding, and rekindling that HoYay! magic. |
2002.09.24 2002.09.28 |
B |
Omar G |
| Extra |
Omar on Recapping Smallville the TWoP Way
Boston Tea Party 2002 Presentation - How best to talk about the homoerotic subtext without offending straight or gay readers? The solution? Keep it real; embrace the HoYay. |
2002.06.18 2002.06.18 |
A+ |
Omar G |
| 1-21 Recap |
You say "TorNAYdo," I say, "TornYAYdo"
Tempest - Tornadoes hit Smallville just in time for the spring formal and, oh yeah, the season finale. |
2002.05.21 2002.05.28 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-20 Recap |
BlahnaVision
Obscura - Lana can see visions! Like Chloe's kidnapping! Clark saves the day, but not before we have to see another forgettable villain come and go. |
2002.05.14 2002.05.21 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-19 Recap |
Telekinemesis
Crush - A mumbly cartoonist who can move things with his mind chops hands, kills Principal Kwan, and gets in the way of a Clark/Chloe/Lana three-way. |
2002.05.07 2002.05.13 |
A- |
Omar G |
| Extra |
The Al Gough Interview
The Al Gough Interview - One of the creators of Smallville, Al Gough, talks to Omar G about our favorite mopey superhero. |
2002.05.06 2002.05.06 |
D- |
Omar G |
| 1-18 Recap |
Buzzkill
Drone - Clark and the gang deal with student politics and rampaging swarms of honey bees. |
2002.04.30 2002.05.03 |
B |
Omar G |
| 1-17 Recap |
Ash Tuesday
Reaper - A boy who believes he can help the old by going Kevorkian on their asses is loose. Whoever will save us from him? |
2002.04.23 2002.04.30 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 1-16 Recap |
Little Orphan Luka
Stray - A young boy who can read minds gets temporarily adopted by the Kents, but he's being stalked by an evil stepdad. Isn't that always the way? |
2002.04.16 2002.04.22 |
B |
Omar G |
| 1-15 Recap |
Flower Power
Nicodemus - A strange plant causes a few Smallville regulars to act strange and funny. We like it better this way. |
2002.03.19 2002.03.26 |
A |
Omar G |
| 1-14 Recap |
Hero to Zero
Zero - We finally make it down to Club Zero, but there's nothing there but a guy who was supposed to be dead -- and is coming back after Lex for revenge -- and no dancing. That's just wrong. |
2002.03.12 2002.03.18 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-13 Recap |
Harvey Wallgangers
Kinetic - A trio of hooligans who can walk through walls go on a crime spree in Smallville, robbing Lex last. |
2002.02.26 2002.03.04 |
B- |
Omar G |
| 1-12 Recap |
Superpower Shuffle
Leech - A nerdy student accidentally steals Clark's superpowers in a freak lightning storm, leaving Clark normal and happy. Meanwhile, Lex severs ties with Boobs McChesty after screwing her and her father over. Can I get a whoop-whoop? |
2002.02.12 2002.02.17 |
A |
Omar G |
| 1-11 Recap |
Shake, Shake, Shake!
Hug - A man who can hypnotize people with a mere handshake turns Lex against Clark, buys the Kent farm and causes mass Chris Isaak references. |
2002.02.05 2002.02.11 |
B |
Omar G |
| 1-10 Recap |
Nice Not to See You
Shimmer - An invisible teenager would rather assist his sister's crush on Lex Luthor than actually look at naked girls or steal cash. Also, Clark almost kisses Lana, but wusses out at the least opportune moment. |
2002.01.29 2002.02.01 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-9 Recap |
The Breastplate and the Bad Cop
Rogue - Clark gets blackmailed by a dirty cop who threatens to reveal his secrets. Lex's old flame comes back into his life, but he promptly ignores her when Clark is in trouble. |
2002.01.15 2002.01.19 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 1-8 Recap |
Shake It Up
Jitters - A former Luthorcorp employee with a bad case of the shakes takes Clark and his friends hostage while Lex has paternal issues at the family plant. |
2001.12.11 2001.12.18 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-7 Recap |
Constant Craving
Craving - An overweight girl finds out that kryptonite can help her lose weight...and turn her into a fat-sucking succubus. |
2001.11.27 2001.12.01 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 1-6 Recap |
Future Shock
Hourglass - A nursing-home resident who can tell the future spooks Lex and Clark, while another nursing-home resident finds the fountain of youth in a kryptonite-laden pond. |
2001.11.20 2001.11.24 |
A- |
Omar G |
| 1-5 Recap |
Ice to See You
Cool - A high-schooler who sucks the warmth out of nubile young things (including Clark) wreaks chilly destruction on the town. |
2001.11.13 2001.11.19 |
C+ |
Omar G |
| 1-4 Recap |
Slash-o-Vision
X-Ray - Clark develops his ability to see through walls and people just as a Shapeshifta' Girl wreaks havoc on Smallville, giving everyone whose image she usurps a bad name. Even Lex. |
2001.11.06 2001.11.10 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-3 Recap |
I'm Your Firestarter!
Hothead - Smallville's crooked high-school football coach (Kevin Arnold's dad from The Wonder Years) develops pyrokinesis. How appropriate given the flames of desire between Lex and practically everyone else in this episode. |
2001.10.30 2001.11.03 |
B |
Omar G |
| 1-2 Recap |
House of Buggin'
Metamorphosis - The kryptonite necklace returns to its rightful owner (Lana) but not before a hero (Clark) saves the town (Smallville) from an insectile supervillain (Bug Boy). |
2001.10.23 2001.10.25 |
C |
Omar G |
| 1-1 Recap |
A Pilot Doesn't Have to Fly
Pilot - Let's all go to Smallville, where we'll meet Clark, the world's wussiest superhero, his Dukes of Hazzard dad, and all the reject subplots from Roswell. |
2001.10.16 2001.10.19 |
B |
Omar G |