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6-20 2004.02.22 |
Carrie comes home Carrie leaves Paris for home, her friends, and Big. Big's name is John. Charlotte and Harry adopt a Mandarin baby. Miranda takes in Steve's Maaaa, who has developed Alzheimer's. Sam and Smith become even closer, and she tells him he's meant more to her than any man she's ever known. |
| 4-16 Recap |
Ring a Ding Ding
Ring a Ding Ding - Carrie has to buy her apartment back from Aidan, but fast. Miranda is more pregnant, and gassy. Charlotte gets a little Stepford Wives-y, wandering around her apartment in a daze and half-heartedly seeking employment. Sam confronts Richard via his personal shopper. |
2002.01.27 2002.01.29 |
B- |
Alex Richmond |
| 4-15 Recap |
Change of a Dress
Change of a Dress - Carrie tries on a wedding dress and realizes she isn't ready to get married. Aidan takes it in stride and strides right out the door. Yay! But my happiness does not reflect the general histrionics and lots of yelling in this episode. |
2002.01.20 2002.01.21 |
C |
Alex Richmond |
| 4-14 Recap |
Go out, stay in, who cares?
All That Glitters - Should Carrie stay home with her man? Would it be torture to skip the strobe lights of yet another fabulous place to get some snuggling in? This is a problem? And Trey, get out already. No one will miss you. Also, Miranda gets outed as being pregnant. |
2002.01.13 2002.01.14 |
C- |
Alex Richmond |
| 4-13 Recap |
They fight! And fight! And fight and fight and fight!
The Good Fight - The Committed Relationship Shooooow! With lots of fighting. And a lot of sex. And a little dick. I mean, full frontal male nudity. Which is good! Now give us more. |
2002.01.06 2002.01.07 |
B+ |
Alex Richmond |
| 4-12 Recap |
The Rock
Just Say Yes - CIM proposes to Carrie, but she just wants to live together, Miranda tells Steve about the baby, and Samantha sleeps with her client. Trey and Charlotte are still boring. |
2001.08.12 2001.08.15 |
C |
Nicole |
| 4-11 Recap |
And baby makes five
Coulda Woulda Shoulda - Miranda is pregnant and Steve is the father, so Miranda wants to get an abortion and not let Steve know about any of it. Charlotte is upset about it, and Carrie tries to give Miranda support while lying nonstop to CIM. Samantha acts like a fool for a pocketbook. |
2001.08.05 2001.08.08 |
B |
Nicole |
| 4-10 Recap |
Great balls of fire!
Belles Of The Balls - Steve wants a testicle implant, and CIM and Big become friends. Oh, yeah, and Samantha and Charlotte were around too. |
2001.07.29 2001.08.03 |
C+ |
Nicole |
| 4-9 Recap |
Yee-haw!
Sex and the Country - CIM makes Carrie go to the non-country to stay at his cabin, Miranda helps Steve with his testicular cancer, Charlotte ovulates, and Samantha doesn't know what she is doing next weekend. Nicole plans on visiting Suffern's brewery again soon. |
2001.07.22 2001.07.27 |
C- |
Nicole |
| 4-8 Recap |
R.I.P.
My Motherboard, My Self - Miranda's mother dies. Of course, the death of Carrie's computer is more important. |
2001.07.15 2001.07.18 |
B+ |
Nicole |
| 4-7 Recap |
Oh, forget it!
Time And Punishment - Carrie wonders if CIM can forgive if he can't forget, Samantha can't forget to get a bikini wax, Miranda can't forget the pain she felt when she threw out her neck, and Charlotte wants to forget that she loves her job. |
2001.07.08 2001.07.12 |
C+ |
Nicole |
| 4-6 Recap |
Baby, Talk Is Cheap
Baby, Talk Is Cheap - In a fit of technological savviness that vaults her into the nineties, Carrie emails Aidan to explain that she misses him; later, when he rejects her, Carrie whines until she gets her way. Charlotte and Trey decide they want kids, even though their parent-friends are miserable; Miranda gets her salad tossed by her Marathon Man; Samantha puts fakey-wakey nipple-wipples on her titty-witties, but isn't turned on by the baby-talking Harvard grad she fucky-wuckies afterward. |
2001.07.01 2001.07.03 |
B- |
Heathen |
| 4-5 Recap |
Boo!
Ghost Town - Watch out! The ghosts are going to get you! The ghosts of past relationships, that is. Whatever. |
2001.06.24 2001.06.29 |
C+ |
Nicole |
| 4-4 Recap |
You learn something new every day!
What's Sex Got To Do With It? - Samantha learns the ways of lesbian love, Carrie learns to appreciate jazz, Miranda learns that there is no substitute for sex, and Charlotte learns that her marriage isn't all about Trey's penis. Nicole learns about a great Belgian raspberry beer. |
2001.06.17 2001.06.22 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 4-3 Recap |
Cat Scat Fever
Defining Moments - Carrie dates a jazz musician, and Big gets jealous. Miranda dates an open-door bathroom user. Charlotte gets it on with Trey in public places. Samantha starts a lesbian affair. Nicole gets to know a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice. |
2001.06.10 2001.06.17 |
C- |
Nicole |
| 4-2 Recap |
A Model Friend
The Real Me - Carrie does a benefit fashion show and everyone has to tell her how beautiful she is. For a minute Nicole thought she was watching a rerun of Beverly Hills 90210. |
2001.06.03 2001.06.09 |
A- |
Nicole |
| 4-1 Recap |
It sucks to be single!
The Agony And The "Ex"-tacy - Welcome back! Did you miss the girls? They missed you! We find out what has happened over the past months between Big and Carrie and Charlotte and Trey, Miranda bitches some more about being single, and Samantha has the hots for a priest. Nicole tries a Chardonnay from Chile. |
2001.06.03 2001.06.06 |
A |
Nicole |
| 3-18 Recap |
So long, farewell...
Cock A Doodle Do! - No more Sex until next year! The season finale gives closure to Miranda & Steve and Carrie & Big, but only makes things complicated for Charlotte & Kyle. Samantha gets to know her neighbors. Nicole gets to know the local winery's Chardonnay. |
2000.10.15 2000.10.18 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-17 Recap |
Payback's a Bitch!
What Goes Around Comes Around - The girls find their relationship karma all in a funk as Miranda drinks her way out of a good relationship, Samantha screws her way into an obsessive relationship, and Charlotte kisses her way into a life as a MacDougal woman. Carrie gets what has been coming to her for a long time. |
2000.10.08 2000.10.16 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-16 Recap |
With friends like these, who needs frenemies?
Frenemies - Charlotte and Samantha try to hang out with different women and realize how similar they are to each other, Carrie decides she wants to share her secrets to getting loser boyfriends, and Miranda decides she only likes men who are alive. |
2000.10.01 2000.10.04 |
B |
Nicole |
| 3-15 Recap |
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll!
Hot Child In The City - Charlotte recalls a time when she didn't want to have sex, Miranda recalls a time when she was a nerd with braces, Carrie recalls a time when she listened to music on vinyl, and Samantha remembers a time when she was innocent. Can Samantha remember that far back? I thought women her age start to lose their memories... |
2000.09.24 2000.09.27 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-14 Recap |
CUAO goes AWOL
Sex And Another City - Charlotte breaks all the Rules by abandoning her post as "Creature Unlike Any Other" for her impotent, aloof husband so she can join her girlfriends out west for a vacation. Then Trey tracks the Fab Four down, and they're forced to take a suicidal drive off the edge of the Grand Canyon in Carrie's rented vintage Mustang convertible. I wish! Actually, the episode was pretty unexciting and lame. |
2000.09.17 2000.09.23 |
C |
Owen |
| 3-13 Recap |
Gag me with a dildo-shaped spoon!
Escape From New York - Charlotte stays in New York to work on her non-existent sex life with the man she promised to live the rest of her life with while Carrie, Miranda, and Samantha go wild in L.A. Carrie is forced to figure out why her relationships are so screwed up, Miranda wants to learn how to show off her sexuality, and Samantha meets a dildo model. Nicole meets a bottle of champagne she can't say no to. |
2000.09.10 2000.09.15 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-12 Recap |
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Miranda, looking pretty foxy in a sapphire blue strappy cocktail dress although her hair is back to flaming red and the cut is a bit too Carol Brady for my taste, ignores CIM's interruption and brags that she got a date by using this flight attendant ruse. |
2000.08.27 2000.08.27 |
C+ |
Owen |
| 3-11 Recap |
Running With Scissors
Running With Scissors - Carrie tells us, "Our affair, like our hotels, had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups." So it went from Big's level to Carrie's level? |
2000.08.20 2000.08.20 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-10 Recap |
All Or Nothing
All Or Nothing - "You see us, Manhattan? WE HAVE IT ALL!" |
2000.08.13 2000.08.13 |
B- |
Owen |
| 3-9 Recap |
Easy Come, Easy Go
Easy Come, Easy Go - Carrie and CIM are moving a desk into a booth, and Carrie is wearing a see-through thin white blouse with ruffles around the buttons and collar, and hot pink bra. That's a perfect outfit to be moving furniture in, don't you think? |
2000.08.06 2000.08.06 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-8 Recap |
The Big Time
The Big Time - The tuba on the soundtrack bleats, and I guess we're supposed to think some cruel plot is afoot to keep Carrie away from her fine unwashables, and we're not supposed to come to the conclusion that Carrie needs to stop being a whiny princess and start showing up at the dry cleaners during their normal business hours. |
2000.07.30 2000.07.30 |
B- |
Owen |
| 3-7 Recap |
Drama Queens
Drama Queens - "I realized it. For the first time in my life I was in a relationship where absolutely nothing was wrong." Um, Carrie, you are forgetting the part about you having to give up a lifestyle you have had for some time, and that no one has ever made you give up before. That may be a little wrong. Or the fact that he has a dog that wanted to have sex with you before he did. |
2000.07.23 2000.07.23 |
B- |
Nicole |
| 3-6 Recap |
Are We Sluts?
Are We Sluts? - Carrie voice-overs that she's waited for CIM long enough. She asks CIM to "sleep over." He blows her off with an excuse about getting up early the next morning, and departs. |
2000.07.16 2000.07.16 |
B- |
Owen |
| 3-5 Recap |
No Ifs, Ands, Or Butts
No Ifs, Ands, Or Butts - Carrie VOs that "his name was Aiden Shaw. He was warm, masculine, and classic American. Just like his furniture." Yeah, if by "warm, masculine, and classic American" she means "not dead, doesn't look like a woman, and looks like he hasn't left the early 1990s Seattle grunge scene," then she has his description dead on. |
2000.07.09 2000.07.09 |
B- |
Nicole |