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6-20 2004.02.22 |
Carrie comes home Carrie leaves Paris for home, her friends, and Big. Big's name is John. Charlotte and Harry adopt a Mandarin baby. Miranda takes in Steve's Maaaa, who has developed Alzheimer's. Sam and Smith become even closer, and she tells him he's meant more to her than any man she's ever known. |
| 3-4 Recap |
Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl
Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl - Um, shut up, Carrie! You want eccentricity, visit any one-stoplight rural Southern town. You want cynicism, check out the MBTV writers' employee forum. |
2000.06.25 2000.06.25 |
B- |
Owen |
| 3-3 Recap |
Attack Of The 5' 10" Woman
Attack Of The 5' 10" Woman - The other girls are just as appalled that a woman would want to leave the workplace, and Miranda tells them, "It's so retro! Okay, I've got a big rock on my finger, now I can stop pretending to care about my career!" Hey, retro is in -- just look at Carrie's clothes! |
2000.06.18 2000.06.18 |
B |
Nicole |
| 3-2 Recap |
Politically Erect
Politically Erect - I think Carrie's gotten the First Lady look confused with the later Jackie O period, and the only spinning going on is Jackie whirling around in her grave so fast that if we added sugar everyone could have cotton candy. |
2000.06.11 2000.06.11 |
B |
Owen |
| 3-1 Recap |
Where There's Smoke...
Where There's Smoke... - The girls are on a ferry on their way to Staten Island. The voiceover tells us that Carrie has been asked to judge a FDNY calendar competition, and since she can't go anywhere without her girlfriends and it is a place where they haven't slept with half the male population, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha come along. |
2000.06.04 2000.06.04 |
B+ |
Nicole |
| 2-6 Recap |
The Cheating Curve
The Cheating Curve - A theoretical examination of What Cheating Is forces Carrie to out the fact that she and Big are doing it again. Charlotte flirts with lesbianism. Miranda dates a porn addict. Sam shtups her trainer, who likes to shave...other people. |
1999.07.11 2002.04.10 |
B- |
Alex Richmond |
| 2-5 Recap |
Mack on yer dead!
Four Women and a Funeral - Char dates a grieving widower; Samantha canoodles with a socialite's husband and pays a price; Miranda buys her own apartment, without a man -- who needs one? And Carrie and Big get reacquainted, which is secret code for "bump uglies." All under the pall of a funeral. |
1999.07.04 2002.04.03 |
B- |
Alex Richmond |
| 2-4 Recap |
Single and loving it (not)
They Shoot Single People, Don't They? - Carrie is asked to be on the cover of New York magazine, and they turn it all around on her so she looks haggish instead of heavenly. This makes her sooo mad! So she runs out and drinks a lot and decides to bang some guy. Then she gets a reality check. Or something. |
1999.06.27 2002.03.28 |
B- |
Alex Richmond |
| 2-3 Recap |
Get your freak on
The Freak Show - Carrie wonders if all men are really freaks. Charlotte gets some of the best oral sex in her life. Sam gets fat sucked out of her ass and into her face. Mir hates men again, some more. |
1999.06.20 2001.12.27 |
B+ |
Alex Richmond |
| 2-2 Recap |
Don't say it!
The Awful Truth - Carrie learns the hard way what happens when you tell your girlfriends what you really think. Heartbreak! Resentment! Miranda learns to talk dirty, and Charlotte gets a dog, but learns that dogs may be more work than men. |
1999.06.13 2001.12.17 |
B+ |
Alex Richmond |
| 2-1 Recap |
Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Take Me Out To The Ballgame - Carrie rebounds with a new Yankee; Miranda has jealousy/break-up issues; Charlotte dates a guy that plays with his nuts all the livelong day; and Samantha don't want no short-dick man. |
1999.06.06 2001.12.06 |
B |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-3 Recap |
Can't we all just get along?
Bay Of Married Pigs - Why is it that married women hate single women? Why do single women hate married women? Carrie tries to figure it all out. |
1998.06.21 2001.01.01 |
B |
Nicole |
| 1-2 Recap |
Models And Mortals
Models And Mortals - Carrie seems to be harshing on the modelizers because they're reducing women to sexual objects, but her specific beef with the guys seems to be that they're not sexually objectifying women like her and Miranda. You've come a short way, baby. |
1998.06.05 1998.06.05 |
B+ |
Owen |
| 1-1 Recap |
Sex And The City
Sex And The City - Sarah Jessica Parker, in garish make-up and a tutu, wanders around on the sidewalk, looking very much like a bag lady searching for her lost shopping cart. |
1998.06.05 1998.06.05 |
B+ |
Owen |