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he kitchen. Regina is upset that Sam never told her that a billionaire was in love with her. Sam points out that she doesn't even know Funk, and also mentions that Andrea is in love with him. Regina thinks that Andrea only loves him for his money. Sam points out that his money is the only reason Regina loves him. Regina: "Yes, but I'm not the one marrying him." As they're speaking, Regina is transferring some vegetables from a roasting pan to a serving dish. Sam tells her that she won't be marrying Funk either. Regina thinks it would be foolish to turn down such a famous and powerful person: "The man could snap his fingers and have every window in this house weather-stripped."

Sam walks Funk down the walk to his stretch limo. Funk is carrying a container of leftover potatoes that Regina foisted off on him. Sam tells him to enjoy the food, but to return the container and not to lose the lid. She's clearly put off by his having barged into her family, and to his credit he seems to get that he went over the line. But when she tells him it's cold (as an excuse to go back inside and get away from her billionaire stalker), he tells her that he can have her in Barbados by morning. Sam, ever loyal, tells him, "You know who likes the tropics and also bossing around people from third world countries is my friend Andrea." Funk tells her that she's the only one he wants. She tells him the only sound he's going to hear after her "no" is another no. He asks her if she's seen snow since the accident. She tells him to forget about heading to Aspen. Yeah, she's definitely a Park City kind of girl. Funk snaps his fingers, and it starts snowing. Sam is suitably impressed and slightly smitten, even when he confesses that he could see the snow starting to fall in the streetlight. She's grateful for the gift of her first snow, and he moves in to wipe a flake off her eyelid. As he's going in for the kiss, Howard and Regina pop up and take their picture, and then tell Sam to take a picture of her with the car.

It's another morning staff meeting. Funk is presiding, spraying the assembled staff with business platitudes. Sam can't stop looking at him and sucking her pen, and she laughs uproariously at one of his bad jokes. Andrea, no stranger to love-drunk laughter, looks at her with rage. Sam looks guilty.

In the incredibly well-appointed women's restroom, Sam and her little red shoes are sitting on an ottoman. Andrea bursts in and asks her what the hell is going on with Funk. Andrea's dress, by the way, has one strap over her left shoulder, and the other strap seems to wrapped around her right breast. It's a lot of look. Andrea accuses Sam of trying to steal Funk, and Sam responds that she kept mentioning Andrea's name to him all night long. Andrea is upset when she hears that Sam spent the night with him, and even more upset upon hearing that Funk met her parents. You can imagine how she feels when she learns that Funk proposed to Sam. Sam disclaims any responsibility for what Bad Sam did, including sneaking around behind Andrea's back with Funk. But Andrea is pissed that Bad Sam would have done that; it makes her question the basis of their shallow, vapid friendship. Andrea demands that Sam say that she has no feelings for Funk. Sam hesitates, and Andrea accuses her anew of trying to steal him. She tells Sam, "That's it, I'm done. I'm done with you, and I'm done with Funk. If he doesn't want me, it is his loss." Sam can't believe that Andrea is really done with her. Andrea affirms that she is; in fact, she hates Sam, and her cute little red shoes (which appear to be wearing little red bibs). Commercials.