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her, but really he's, like, rubbing ice on her stomach. Could someone get this girl a toothbrush, please? They get back to land and Bret kisses her and they separate to get ready for dinner. Daisy is determined to show Bret how serious she is about being in a serious relationship with him.

Daisy shows up at dinner and, in a nice change of pace, Bret thinks she looks super hot. He uses the same, "Check, please!" line that he used with Ambre, but they haven't even been seated yet. I think Daisy is winning. Bret wants to connect with Daisy on a bunch of different levels, but it's hard for him to get past how hot he thinks she is. Bret then gives Daisy the same ugly necklace he gave Ambre. He tells Daisy that he loves where she's been and where she's going, and that she's an amazing person. Daisy replies that she's done and experienced certain things in her life, and now she's ready to grow and change. Daisy then takes a minute to talk about Ambre, and how defensive she's been getting. She says that she's obviously not the girl with the white picket fence, then tells Bret that Ambre is boring. Daisy has a lot of passion and love, and she wants to give it to Bret and get a lot of passion and love back from him, because she thinks he's awesome. Isn't that, like, Sonnet 16? "I have / Like a lot of passion / And a lot of love / And I want / To give a lot of love to you / And I want / To get a lot / Of love from you back / Because I / ...You're awesome." Daisy tells Bret that she's in love with him, and they make out. Bret tells us that Daisy "The Bard" De La Hoya just might be the girl for him. With such a knack for sprouting poetry, how could she not be?

Bret can't wait no more, so takes Daisy to his room. There is more making out. I want to die. Bret knows that Daisy has a past, and that there are a lot of unanswered questions, but Daisy likes and loves who he is. He says again that she just might be the girl for him. They roll around in bed and Bret grabs Daisy's ass and I want to die some more. Some person out there should totally put a patent on eye bleach. Oh, and ear bleach -- a commercial tells us that Bret's new solo album, Rock My World, will be released on June 3. Will the horror never end?

The morning, Bret and Daisy make out some more after their night of contributing to a new antibiotic resistant superstrain. Daisy tells him it was a wonderful night she'll never forget. She heads back to her shared room with Ambre, and there is some more awkward silence. Ambre is confused about why Daisy's antagonistic manner has abruptly stopped. In that situation I think I'd just keep quiet and, like, read a magazine or something. Don't rock the boat, or Daisy is liable to puke all over you. She asks what's going on, and Daisy says, in her Bard-like way, "I'm fucking / Doing my thing / And I'm trying to do my fucking thing / With Bret / Like / I'm in my own world / With Bret / I don't even / This is like / Do you get it?" Now she's more like Dada Daisy. Ambre kind of cracks up, and interviews that Daisy is the most immature 25-year-old she's ever met. Daisy is 25? That terrifies me. She is going to be one busted 28-year-old. There is more bickering, and Ambre says she wants Daisy to be cool like she was in the house, rather than like the evil succubus she became once she stepped on Mexican soil. Daisy's like, "I've sucked a lot of things in my day, but even I couldn't get my mouth around a whole bus." Daisy then tells Ambre that she degraded her by calling her a stripper. And then Ambre says, in a way that I love, "Dude, that's your occupation. I'm a TV host. You're a stripper." Daisy makes vomiting noises, and finally yells that she doesn't want to talk about it. Ambre gives up.