Pretty Pretenders and Negligent Vendors

Rock of Love

EP.	TITLE	AIR/PUB'L	GRADE	AUTHOR
2-11 Weecap	Parental Advisory Rockin' the Rents - It's the second annual meet the parents episode! This time with 100% fewer accusations of dicksuckery. (Boo.)	2008.04.06 2008.04.07	B+	Potes
2-10 Weecap	Bitter Suite Bitter Suite - Everyone hates Daisy. Well, everyone except for the one man who will forgive her anything she tells him if he can look down her shirt as she's saying it. In Vegas!	2008.03.30 2008.03.31	A+	Potes
2-9 Weecap	Going to Ex-tremes Going to Ex-tremes - Heather's back, bitches, and she will get you drunk and make you tell her all about how you still live with your ex-boyfriend. If you're Daisy, that is.	2008.03.23 2008.03.24	A	Potes
2-8	Video Vixens Video Vixens - The girls shoot videos for two of Bret's new songs. Sadly, neither of them involves a waxen mannequin wearing a wig.	2008.03.15 2008.03.17	B	Potes
2-7	Red, White, And A Little Blue Red, White, And A Little Blue - There's a lot of Kristy Joe drama, but everything pales in light of the fact that Daisy has apparently never heard the U.S. national anthem. And, in sad news for fishes everywhere, Inna Tuna is sent back to the sea.	2008.03.01 2008.03.03	B+	Potes
2-6	Once A Cowgirl Once A Cowgirl - It's a bad day for the more mature set as Peyton and Catherine get the boot. At least they'll have that AARP magazine cover story to look forward to.	2008.02.23 2008.02.24	B+	Potes
2-5	Mud Bowl II Mud Bowl II - Daisy is the MVP of the second annual Mud Bowl, which means Bret takes her on a special date to the Whore Store. Romance is alive!	2008.02.16 2008.02.18		Potes
2-4	A Ride On The Wild Side A Ride On The Wild Side - A motorcycle challenge and '50s style pinup shoot are completely overshadowed by the fact that Aubrey took one too many hormone pills this week.	2008.02.09 2008.02.11	B+	Potes
2-3	Stroller Derby Stroller Derby - Lacey's back in all of her baby-beating glory, and while Destiney and Daisy try to take out Kristy Joe, it is our precious Angelique who pays the price for loving to display the goods that God -- and a team of surgeons who got their medical degrees in, like, Bora-Bora -- gave her.	2008.01.26 2008.01.28	B	Potes
2-2	Peepshow Peepshow - Note to self: When participating in a peepshow, try licking one's own boobs. And always know the difference between The Worm and The Shopping Cart. It might come in handy one day.	2008.01.19 2008.01.21	B+	Potes
1-12	Season 1 Reunion Season 1 Reunion - It's just like the DJ says: love's a game of easy come and easy go.	2007.09.29 2008.01.14	B+	Potes
2-1	Premiere Premiere - We meet the 20...lovely?...ladies?...who want a crack at Jes's sloppy seconds. To be honest, it's all a little terrifying.	2008.01.12 2008.01.14	B	Potes
1-11	The Rose & The Thorn The Rose & The Thorn - As you well know, Jes wins. Er, "wins."	2007.09.22 2008.01.13	B+	Potes
1-10	Meet The Parents Meet The Parents - Bret invites the parents of his final three to come stay at the house for a few days, and we learn why God invented television.	2007.09.15 2008.01.11	A	Potes
1-9	Vegas Baby Vegas Baby - A trip to Vegas has the girls seeing Bret in concert and, in the case of Jes and Lacey, seeing things I don't even want to think about. Meanwhile, Brandi M. loves Bret, then she doesn't, then she does, and he just can't deal with it no more.	2007.09.08 2008.01.10	B	Potes
1-8	Superfan Challenge Superfan Challenge - If Heather's wardrobe made you question her taste, wait until you see her get Bret's name tattooed on her neck.	2007.09.01 2008.01.08	B+	Potes
1-7	Show Me Your Hits Show Me Your Hits - Brandi proves that not even a hot stripper can look good in a Willie Nelson beard as Bret gets an earful about Lacey. In the end, it's a mouthful that saves her, and Mia is sent home instead.	2007.08.25 2008.01.08	B+	Potes
1-6	Tour Bus Challenge Tour Bus Challenge - Get on the bus, Gus! But only after you dig around in a dumpster for Bret's favorite guitar pick.	2007.08.18 2008.01.07	B+	Potes
1-5	First Annual Bret's Mudbowl First Annual Bret's Mudbowl - While Jes gets to know Bret better, we learn that Erin possibly wants to "wait on" Justin Timberlake and Heather possibly "banged" Vanilla Ice. Bret, who has possibly lost his ability to flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, is perturbed.	2007.08.11 2008.01.07	B	Potes
1-4	Riff It Good Riff It Good - The girls sing! It's really terrible, but at least it's better than Bret singing. And, sadly, it's the end of the legend that is Rodeo.	2007.08.04 2008.01.03	B+	Potes
1-3	Motocross Motocross - The girls get down on some dirt bikes, while a nation prays for Dallas to knock a bitch out.	2007.07.28 2008.01.02	B+	Potes
1-2	Talk Dirty To Me Talk Dirty To Me - Everyone is up in arms that Erin has a boyfriend. But she actually...oh, never mind.	2007.07.21 2008.01.01	B+	Potes
1-2	The Casting Special The Casting Special - If you are looking to learn tricks you can do with fake boobs, you have found your Mecca.	2007.06.30 2007.12.31	B-	Potes
1-1	Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - In which Bret gets introduced to twenty-five pairs of giant breasts, and we all learn that if you chich you wadda.	2007.07.14 2007.12.31	A	Potes