Road Rules — Episode Guide

11-11
2002.09.02

Sarah Is Lucky
A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live.

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Author
11-11 Recaplet	Sarah Is Lucky Sarah Is Lucky - A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live.	2002.09.02 2002.09.03	Stee
11-10 Recap	No Time Is a Good Time for Goodbyes Out With the Suck, In With the Suck - The voting continues and Sarah doesn't get the reprieve she (and her parents who have to see her now) was hoping for. As we like to say around the forums: here comes the boot! The decision makes the one hold-out, Kendal, question her relationship with Eric. Girl should have done that two months ago. We also meet the new bleh.	2002.08.19 2002.08.25	Stee
11-9 Recap	This Boot Is Made For Sarah Que Sarah Sarah - Ooooooklahoma! where Sarah goes running back to home. Yeah, this is the beginning of the end for Sarah, folks, when the team fails a car surfing mission. The kids then spend the rest of the episode agonizing over the decision of whether to boot someone or give up their prizes, but like it's Sophia's Choice, all crying all over the place.	2002.08.12 2002.08.18	Stee
11-8 Recap	Yes-He's-Gay He Was A Gay Stripper, Sunday Driver Yeah - All Shane's troubles seemed so far away/ Now he needs a place to prance and play/ Make no mistake, that Shane is gay/ Suddenly, Shane's not half the straight he used to be/ While in Texas learning to Bungee/ Face it, Darrell: Yes-He's-Gay	2002.08.05 2002.08.11	Stee
11-7 Recap	Still Life When The Hell Is Sarah Going To Leave? - The kids stay in New Orleans and are forced by B/M to get naked. That's the whole mission: "Be naked." Finally B/M gets down to what we really want. Too bad it was with this cast.	2002.07.29 2002.08.04	Stee
11-6 Recap	Or Not To Bee Cameltoe - The kids. New Orleans. Fake Fear Factor. James from Season Nine. Bees and Spiders. Alligators. Darrell and Rachel. Lameness.	2002.07.22 2002.07.29	Stee
11-5 Recap	The Bitchslap Heard 'Round the RV Sarah Sucks - Though it's really not a big deal, B/M and the kids both treat Shane's stupid but innocuous slap of Darrell as this major thing -- particularly, one gets the sense, because Shane is gay and Darrell is homophobic. This is how B/M tells the story. You be the judge. Oh yeah, also, the kids do a pole-sitting contest where they get rotten food thrown at them, and surprise, Sarah blows it.	2002.07.15 2002.07.21	Stee
11-4 Recap	Fixed Half Stepping - The kids go to Atlanta and compete in a step contest at a university, against the kids from MTV.com. They totally lose, but somehow, don't. Also, everyone suddenly hates Shane. ("Suddenly?" says his home town.)	2002.07.08 2002.07.14	Stee
11-3 Recap	Plateen Sarah Falls...Twice - As if the defenders of this country don't have enough to deal with right now, they're forced to "train" our teen and recent teen Six of Suck at the Citadel for a few days. Some unlucky cadets are relegated to making like Lou Gossett Jr. and then shamelessly plugging no-name dot-coms as they give the kids their undeserved prizes. Oh yeah, did Stee mention Sarah falls twice?	2002.07.01 2002.07.07	Stee
11-2 Recap	Stunted Growth Roll Your Own - The kids make like stuntmen and try to flip a car off a ramp. Yes, it's actually a cool mission, for once. But don't worry -- Stee's sure they'll be back to stuff like Competitive Walking and Bobbing For Apples next week. Oh, and yeah, people hate Sarah more and more, until there is a big Scooters vs. Sarah vote. I guess for some it would depend on which they'd prefer to ride.	2002.06.24 2002.06.28	Stee
11-1 Recap	What Bright Side? This One Goes To Eleven - Six kids in an RV doing missions. Again.	2002.06.17 2002.06.24	Stee
10-16 Recap	Hit The Road Jack Sing, Fat Lady, Sing - Here is a list of things that are more emotionally affecting than the last episode of this criz-nap season of the show B/M seriously needs to pay more attention to in the future: Seeing a dead snail. The One starring Jet Li. Getting to the last Diet Coke in a twelve-pack. A junior-high production of The Normal Heart. Breaking a shoelace. Jennifer Love Hewitt's performance in the new Enrique Iglesias video. Gum. Dawson's pops getting killed (okay, now we're pushing it). Come read as Stee sits through the tears (all from ADDam) and the incredible relief on the other six's faces (including Stee) to finally be rid of him.	2001.10.29 2001.10.31	Stee
10-15 Recap	Saving Private Steven What Is It Good For? (Absolutely Nothing) - Because even Bunim and Murray haven't watched an episode of Road Rules since '98, MTV decides to cram the last two episode of this half-baked, half-cocked, half-assed season into one night, so they can use the precious Monday night Ten Spot for things people want to watch more, like Spyder Games, reruns of the 1997 MTV Movie Awards, and Diary of The Drummer from Linkin Park -- "You think you know, but you have no interest." Aside from tears and unearned sentimentality, this penultimate episode sees the Six of Suck back in America playing war games. Oh, and next time you're in battle and you yell, "Medic!," be careful, because you might just get one of these idiots.	2001.10.29 2001.10.30	Stee
10-14 Recap	This Is What Happens Oil Wrestling And Vinegar - In another one of B/M's clever uses of The Time Line as offensive weapon to cause confusion, disorientation, and eventually surrender in recappers, the Real World crew is back -- even though we already saw them visit Morocco in a Real World episode months ago. This time, the crews battle in a three-event challenge which actually is the first of their missions that has made me actually glad I don't have to participate, and not just because I would hate to have to interact with most of these people.	2001.10.22 2001.10.23	Stee
10-13 Recap	Katie Did It If You Can't Stand The Smell, Stay Out Of The Tannery - For some reason -- probably more easily attributed to B/M's terrible planning than anything else -- the kids are told to go back to Morocco, where they're given yet another job. (Man, these kids get more jobs than Justin Timberlake sitting alone in the back of a gay porno theatre.) Their new gig is to work in a tannery, but Katie almost gets them all killed by complaining, moaning, bitching, and nearly-gagging the entire time. Granted, they are up to their privates in pigeon shit, but still. Okay, fine, Stee might be bitching, too.	2001.10.15 2001.10.17	Stee
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