Previously on The Real World: Kyle called his ex-girlfriend Nicole on September 11 to make sure that she was okay. In an interview, Kyle said that he was really glad that she was fine. In an interview, Keri said that she and Kyle were going to try to be just friends, and stop making out.
The montage that opens the show features couples walking down the street and kissing. Keri walks through the bathroom and declares that she hates blind dates because they make her feel like she's desperate. CJP assures Keri that she's not desperate. Keri says she knows, and that's why she doesn't go on blind dates. In an interview, CJP says that she's introducing Keri to new guys in an effort to get Keri over Kyle. Also, because CJP likes meddling. Kyle tickles Keri and jokes to Theo and Aneesa that Keri's blind date will be just like the show Blind Date, and that there will be a cartoon balloon over her head that says, "What a loser!" What would have been really funny is if the editors put that cartoon balloon up right now, but had it point to Kyle. Heh. Theo says that the balloon will say, "I wish I was with Kyle right now." Aneesa says that it will say, "I don't want to go out because I want to stay here with Kyle." Keri and Kyle continue to play grab-ass. In an interview, Keri says that she and Kyle are friends "with no privileges" right now.
The doorbell rings. Theo and Kyle check out CJP's and Keri's dates through the video monitor. Keri thinks that her date is balding and thirty. Kyle points to the guy on the monitor and calls him a loser. In an interview, the producers obviously asked Kyle if he's jealous of Keri's date, and Kyle responds, "I am jealous, not because Keri is going on a date, but just that...I'd like to be going out with somebody. I'd like to be going out with Nicole." That's why you never repeat the question when you're being interviewed on camera. Just a little PR trick from me to you. Theo, Kyle, and Aneesa get ready for the dates to come up to the loft. In an interview, Theo says that it's going to be interesting to see Kyle's reaction, because Kyle acts really different when Keri brings another guy around.
The two guys arrive in the loft. In an interview, CJP says that she met her date, Jason, at the gym, and that she thinks he's cute. She says that Keri doesn't think cute guys have cute friends, but CJP thinks that Jason might. We see CJP's date, Jason, and he kind of looks like a male model, if you go for that type. Keri's date, Matt, is not as handsome. He kind of looks like a low-rent James Spader. But I'm sure he's a nice guy. Actually, I have no idea if he's a nice guy or not, but I feel bad judging him solely on his looks. In an interview, Keri says that CJP and Jason are trying to be matchmakers, but that she's in the mood to meet new people, so it's fine.
Sexual Revolution
Aneesa puts toilet paper down on the seat in the bathroom stall, for some reason. Couldn't she just clean it if she's concerned about germs? She lives there. Aneesa calls CJP into the stall and whispers that while she was on her date, she stopped to take a piss in an alley (as you do) and put her car keys on top of the car. And then her friend drove off, and she thinks that the car keys must have fallen to the ground. Why did she have the car keys if her friend was driving? I'm confused. Anyway, Aneesa is now going to go back to the pissing alley to try to find the keys.
Aneesa looks up locksmiths in the yellow pages. In an interview, Aneesa says that she needs to get all of the locks changed. Chris says it's ridiculous that Aneesa lost the keys. CJP sticks up for Aneesa, saying that keys are easy to lose. Especially when you spend a lot of time pissing in alleys. Aneesa explains her problem to a locksmith, who tells her that it will cost $145 per lock. CJP tells Chris that Aneesa will be responsible about it. Chris kind of doubts it, but CJP says Aneesa knows that if she's not, she'll face the wrath of her roommates. Aneesa hangs up the phone and announces that it's going to cost her $435; she doesn't have it.
Keri answers the phone in a funny voice, and Kyle doesn't recognize her. In an interview, Kyle says that his friend is having a party. Kyle tells Keri that he wants to know what she wants to do, because he wants to go to this party. Keri says that she's going to tag along. To me, it sounds like they had plans to do something together that night, before Kyle found out about the party. In an interview, Kyle says that he has a hard time telling Keri that she can't come and hang out with him, because he's a nice guy. I'm sure she would understand if he was honest with her. He's not being a "nice guy," because her feelings are going to end up getting hurt. He's being immature. Kyle sprays himself with cologne. Keri asks if he minds if she comes with him. Kyle says he doesn't, and that he wants someone to come with him.
Keri and Kyle head out to the party. In the cab, Kyle explains that there are going to be a lot of his high-school friends there, so she might have to fend for herself. Keri promises that she'll be fine. At the party, Keri seems to be doing just fine. She's talking to Kyle's friends while Kyle is on the other side of the room. In an interview, Keri says that Kyle's friends remind her of her friends from home, so she gets along with them well. Kyle talks to some girl up on a balcony. He says that he misses Nicole, and the girl says that Nicole and Kyle were really happy together. Kyle says that the situation with Keri is tough, and that the minute he leaves her at a party, she asks where he's going. Maybe because she doesn't know a soul there? We see Keri laughing and talking to some guys. In an interview, Kyle says that he cares about Keri, and doesn't want to sound callous, but that the longer he's there, the less he wants to hang out with her. We see Keri laughing and talking to some other guys, clearly not all that upset that Kyle isn't around. Kyle tells that random girl that he's getting kind of tired and misses Nicole, and that Keri hangs on him all the time, and Kyle thinks Keri's in love with him. Kyle claims that he didn't want Keri to come tonight. Keri walks out onto the balcony and yells up that Kyle's friend wants him to come down, then immediately walks back in the house. My take on this whole thing is that the girl Kyle is talking to is friends with Nicole, and Kyle is doing damage control so that she'll report back to Nicole that Kyle is really torn up over her, and the Keri thing is so not an issue. Because I haven't seen anything to corroborate what Kyle is saying here.