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2-20 2002.06.16 |
"Ooh, Look, Honey! A Little Skit!" This week's lesson: Gays love comic books. |
| 2-20 Recap |
"Ooh, Look, Honey! A Little Skit!"
Out With a Whimper - This week's lesson: Gays love comic books. |
2002.06.16 2002.06.25 |
B |
Pamie |
| 2-19 Recap |
Three's a Crowd
Bowling for Equality - This week's lesson: Sometimes you just have to choose. |
2002.06.09 2002.06.14 |
A- |
Pamie |
| 2-18 Recap |
Sick, Sick, Sick
Sick, Sick, Sick - Ben's health gets worse. Justin doesn't want to date Brian anymore, so he cheats on him again. Michael doesn't want to deal with his mother, so he makes Vic do it. Emmett doesn't want to deal with lawsuits, so he gives away $10 million faster than Mortimer Brewster. |
2002.06.02 2002.06.04 |
B- |
Pamie |
| 2-17 Recap |
Good Old-Fashioned Softcore Porn
You Can Leda Girl To Pussy... - This week's lesson: lesbians have good boobs. |
2002.05.28 2002.06.01 |
A- |
Pamie |
| 2-16 Recap |
Ted, Just Admit It
You Say It's Your Birthday! I Couldn't Care Less! - This week's lesson: nobody's perfect. |
2002.05.12 2002.05.17 |
C- |
Pamie |
| 2-15 Recap |
Watch Him As He Goes
Rage Against This Machine - Michael and Justin increase their Brian sycophancy to seemingly impossible lengths. Mel and Lindsay try to use a saw. |
2002.05.05 2002.05.08 |
Pamie |
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| 2-14 Recap |
Sweet Pickle and Me!
The Dangers of Sex and Drugs - Debbie dates a man who hates her son as her son dates a guy she hates. Pickle eats it while he's inside Emmett. |
2002.04.28 2002.05.02 |
B |
Pamie |
| 2-13 Recap |
I Have My Daddy's Tits
"It's Because I'm Gay, Right?" - Michael finds out who his real dad is, but nobody will tell him the truth because drag queen dads are just too embarrassing. Meanwhile, Brian and Lindsay play Hetero. |
2002.04.14 2002.04.16 |
Pamie |
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| 2-12 Recap |
Insert Brian Benben Joke Here
One Degree of Brian Kinney - Michael finds out that Brian's had everything he's ever wanted in life, and more. Ted's an ass. |
2002.04.07 2002.04.10 |
A |
Pamie |
| 2-11 Recap |
Mercury's in What Now?
The Wedding - Speaking of power tools, this episode really wants to drive home the point that sometimes the universe hates gays. |
2002.03.31 2002.04.04 |
B- |
Pamie |
| 2-10 Recap |
Down in the Dumps
Priorities, Please! - Emmett loves his older boyfriend. Lindsay loves her dead gay grandmother. Brian loves himself. |
2002.03.17 2002.03.23 |
A- |
Pamie |
| 2-9 Recap |
Holy Moly!
Accentuate the Positive - Reading the recap alone will ensure your slot in hell. Beware. It's worse than the "Like a Prayer" video in here. |
2002.03.10 2002.03.14 |
B+ |
Pamie |
| 2-8 Recap |
Rules of Engagement
Love For Sale - Emmett can't believe someone can't tell the difference between a porn king and a hustler. Justin breaks all of his own rules to play Brian to a young Justin. Michael gets desperate. |
2002.03.03 2002.03.06 |
B+ |
Pamie |
| 2-7 Recap |
Where's the Love?
"The Leper," or, "Hath the Babe Not Eyes?" - Ted doesn't appreciate Emmett. Ron and Nancy don't appreciate Lindsay. Debbie doesn't appreciate that her son's dating someone who's HIV-positive. |
2002.02.17 2002.02.23 |
A- |
Camper |
| Extra |
"We See the Potential, Too, and We All Want It to Be The Best It Can Be"
The Scott Lowell Interview, Part II - Scott Lowell continues to tell it like it is. |
2002.02.13 2002.02.13 |
A+ |
Camper |
| 2-6 Recap |
Your Own Private Jizzball
Mixed Blessings - Someone once said that the second worst thing in the world is not getting what you want. And the worst thing is getting it. This week, Mike, Ted, and Justin learn that the hard way. At least Mike bagged a babe out of all this. Well, sort of. |
2002.02.10 2002.02.16 |
B |
Camper |
| Extra |
"You Have to Take the Good Stuff Along With the Things That People Say, Like, 'Oh, I Close My Eyes When He Takes His Clothes Off'"
The Scott Lowell Interview, Part I - Scott Lowell tells it like it is. |
2002.02.08 2002.02.08 |
A+ |
Camper |
| 2-5 Recap |
Dreams
...Wherever That Dream May Lead You - Dreams come true, but not free, for Mike, Justin, and Ted. But hey! They each had their choice of an anvil or hammer with each purchase. God. Some people are so lucky. |
2002.02.03 2002.02.10 |
A- |
Camper |
| 2-4 Recap |
Pride and Prejudice
Pride - To celebrate PrideFest, Ron and Dan's House of Hammers went on a holiday schedule. Mike refuses to march with his mom's P-FLAG group, Lindsay refuses to allow Mel to play with her ex-girlfriend, Ted refuses to believe his one-night stand isn't true love, and Justin refuses to attend PrideFest at all. Ron and Dan's stays open just long enough for Brian to take on a homophobic client, for which he gets yelled at over and over. By everyone. |
2002.01.27 2002.02.02 |
A |
Camper |
| 2-3 Recap |
Gay As Blazes? Hard As Anvils.
Hypocrisy: Don't Do It - Emmett's new assignment is with a biracial, overly educated couple that could have jumped right out of his favorite show, Gay as Blazes (a politically correct view of gay life). Emmett couldn't be more thrilled. Then they both hit on him. Brian is supposed to receive an award for saving Justin's life, but he doesn't want it. Then Howard Bellwether -- who advocates a moral standard for homosexuals much like that on Gay as Blazes -- writes an article condemning Brian for his sexual history. Melanie and Lindsay are soon sent to get Brian to decline the award, but don't worry: Bellwether turns out to be a hypocrite, too. |
2002.01.20 2002.01.27 |
B+ |
Camper |
| 2-2 Recap |
Well, It Was Better Than Last Week's
All Better Now - The Good? HDGBs speak up in order to give Brian his long-awaited dissin'. The Bad? Jennifer pimps Justin out to Brian in order to cure her son of PTSD. The Ugly? Mike and Emmett get paid to cater in the nude. Elsewhere, Ted gets fired for his addiction to gay porn. Oh, and there's also something about Mel and Lindsay maybe getting married, but no one's expecting you to stay awake through that. |
2002.01.13 2002.01.18 |
B |
Camper |
| 2-1 Recap |
They're Ba-ack
Home Is Where the Ass Is - With few surprises. None of which had to do with the writing. Don't believe me? Lindsay and Melanie take Ted and Emmett to a wedding as their dates. Enough said. |
2002.01.06 2002.01.11 |
C |
Camper |
| 1-22 Recap |
Save the Last Dance For Me
Full Circle - It's Brian's thirtieth birthday, but he's okay, because he has a nice, new scarf to play with. Uh, "wear." Whatever. Michael acts as though he's really going somewhere, and Demon acts like his old self again. Blake acts like a drug addict, except he's not acting, which forces Ted to make a tough decision. And finally, Brian shows up at Justin's prom, making it the happiest day of Justin's teenage life. And possibly the last. |
2001.06.24 2001.07.01 |
A |
Camper |
| 1-21 Recap |
Almost Over
Running to Stand Still - Brian's moving to New York for a better job. Or...is he? Mike's moving to Portland with Dr. Demon. Or...is he? Vic's going to plead guilty to indecent exposure and get listed as a sex offender. Or...is he? Good thing Camper's not too big on actual plot lines that go anywhere, anyway. Or...is she? |
2001.06.17 2001.06.25 |
B- |
Camper |
| 1-20 Recap |
The King of Babylon
The King of Babylon - Brian's still taking Justin for granted, so Justin takes advantage of a contrived plotline and steals Brian's latest trick. Elsewhere, cops are still homophobic and evil, Brian's Lesbians still don't get their own story line, and Demon is still pretty much a hypocrite. Ah. So good to be back. |
2001.06.10 2001.06.17 |
B- |
Camper |
| 1-19 Recap |
Argh! My Eyes! My Eyes!
Good Grief! - Pop Kinney dies, forcing Brian to make a bowling ball his new daddy. Elsewhere, Justin and Daphne have sex. No, seriously. No. Seriously. But, hey, no Dr. Demon! |
2001.04.29 2001.05.06 |
B |
Camper |
| 1-18 Recap |
Harvey, Come Back! Camper Loves You!
Surprises Kill - But instead of promising to stay, he just reads the lines that are given to him and disappears. Again. Humph. Big tease. Jennifer's back. Daphne's not. And Brian's Lesbians get one scene that has nothing to do with them. They had their turn. |
2001.04.22 2001.04.29 |
B- |
Camper |
| 1-17 Recap |
It Was A Pain to Type Anyway
How TLFKAM Got Her Name Back - David returns from Paris, but instead of bringing Mike back with him, he found a pretentious little twit who's learned how to spend his money. The pretentious little twit then refuses to invite his friends to a fundraiser he and his creator are holding, so said friends decide to crash and act like complete fools. Justin suffers more trials at the hands of his homophobic classmates, forcing Jennifer to come out of hiding and defend her son. |
2001.04.15 2001.04.23 |
B |
Camper |
| 1-16 Recap |
Corners and Consequences
French Fried - David's pattern of controlling and emotionally manipulative behavior continues, as Mike struggles to be more than a "kept woman." Justin's homophobic homeroom teacher shoves him down the path to gay rights activism. The Lesbian Formerly Known as Melanie wants Lindsay back, but a Frenchman and a really stupid fake-marriage plotline stand in her way. Daphne returns, proving that wishes really do come true. Brian doesn't do much except stand around, scowl some, and look real pretty, earning him a Big Camper Thumbs Up. |
2001.04.08 2001.04.12 |
B |
Camper |
| 1-15 Recap |
Ouch! That's Gotta Hurt.
The Ties That Bind - Brian's having a bad weekend: he's got Gus, who's more of a handful than expected, and then Pop Kinney drops by to announce that he's dying, and, to top it off, there's a Leather Ball at Babylon and Brian wants to go! What's a stud to do? Foist the baby off onto Justin, come out to his dad, and then get yelled at by everyone involved, of course. Ted's having a bad weekend, too: he's boring, which wouldn't be so bad, except that an old crush of his is into leather and S&M, and is richer, happier, and better adjusted for it. But is Ted ready to give that particular whip a whirl? Mike's weekend totally sucks: Dave's son Hank is visiting, and Dave's too busy making sure everyone's having funfunfun! to notice that Hank is miserable. Mike thinks it's him, but it's not. Gay Dad thing? Nope. Is it because David's a supreme control freak who needs to be put on a Prozac drip? Ding ding ding! |
2001.04.01 2001.04.08 |
A- |
Camper |