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So, it's the last episode. It's your last time to share and cry and hate these girls with me. So we get a full hour to do it this time. Oh, joy.
Ana Maria says that every time they think about the upcoming concert, they get excited because their families are going to be there.
Nicole is now completely asleep as she tells us that she can't wait to perform in front of her friends and her family: "And just let it all out. Everything that we've worked hard for in the past months."
Luckily I have a No Recapping Rosanna rule instated here. She basically says, "I'm living something that I never expected to live, ever." Okay, so I totally recapped her sentence, but it was dumb enough that I had no choice.
Ivette gets very preachy on us, using the Pinched Fingers of Driving Home An Attempt At A Point and says that when the music starts and they start dancing there's some sort of "magic" that happens. I suppose so. The magic of lip-synching.
Maile says she knows she's going to have a big smile on her face when she gets onstage at the Palace. And then she names the other members of Eden's Crush for us to prove that she's been studying the names of the other girls so that she doesn't just keep referring to them as "bitches."
We're told that the girls will rehearse at the Palace and that their families will be there to see them. Rosanna says something about dreams that I'm not recapping.
In a split screen, Right-Side Maile is dancing and singing the Spanish-English number while Travis sasses around her, and Left-Side Maile is telling us that she's nervous. She then tells us that they have a lot of work to do, so that we have some sort of sympathy for her. They have to get their costumes done. They have to run "at least a couple tech rehearsals." Since when are these things her concern? "I am very nervous," she tells us, like she's the one who holds this group together.
The narrator: "The concert will consist of a series of songs from their CD." As opposed to the concert they had originally scheduled, where they just took off all their clothes and spilled paint on each other. I'm so glad this narrator is almost gone from my life. I hope he's fired next season. Travis is back to choreograph the songs. He's wiggling around, pointing, holding a pen, but we can't hear him over the narrator and some audio of a song playing on a jambox in the rehearsal room. The girls dance without lip-synching this time. Ana Maria holds a pen up to her mouth so that she never loses the all-important "keep the elbow bent so they can hear me sing" rule. The girls are dancing in spiked heels. We watch Travis give the girls a dance movement that involves him groaning the word "ooh," over and over again as they wave their hands in the air. Nicole is lip-synching the hell out of her part. Her eyes are closed, her diva arm is up, and her hand is holding that pen like the best dick of her life.