Popstars Cry, Little Sister

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Cry, Little Sister

Jackie Has Issues, Y'all - The grossest breakup on the WB gets special attention this evening as the Salvucci Sibs have to say a tearful goodbye in front of way too many people.

Pamie

California Dreamin'

The Tension! The Tears! The Predictability! - The judges narrow the finalists down to twenty-six, which also happens to be the average age of a Popstars auditioner.

Pamie

Alexandra Bitchlier Busts a Move

If You Can't Dance - First I limp to the side like my legs was broken/ shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'/ crazy wack funky/ people say, "You look like Tyrreggnngnniallld on crack, Pamie!"

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Faith Hill Apologizes, Cuts Off Ears

Callback's a Bitch - And so will the rest of you after nine thousand renditions of "I Love the Way" or whatever the hell the name of that song is. On Day two of callbacks, producers cut people we never meet and introduce people that are only mildly interesting.

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Smells Like Teens Sucking

I'm Like a Turd! I Will Not Flush Away! - Six thousand people prove why there should be a tougher screening process to get into show business. On a brighter note, six thousand people just used up their fifteen minutes of fame in a way that didn't bother most people in this world.

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Suckapasucka

Teenapalooza - Fox puts on a big concert somewhere in Virginia called Teenapalooza. Stee and Pamie decide to recap it. Who has made the bigger error? It's too close to call, really.

Pamie

Eden's Crush, We Hardly Bothered To Know Ye

The "First" Concert - The girls say a very long goodbye. A very, very long goodbye. Somewhere in Los Angeles, they're still saying goodbye.

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When Will the Fans Stop Screaming, Clarice?

Shut Up, Nicole - St. Elmo hired lots of young people to pretend to love these girls. Eden's Crush eats it up like honey.

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I Hate You Guys So Much

Shut Up, Maile - The girls go on a press tour. Their biggest fear? "Looking stupid" in front of the world. Los Angeles crumbles at the sound of the worldwide simultaneous screaming of the words "Too Late!"

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Wah! It's Hard to Stand Still For Pictures!

Shut Up, Ivette - The girls have a photo shoot. You'd think they were all told they're shooting porn. Except they aren't as excited.

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