Bye Bye Babies - Ozzy fails two breathalyzer tests administered by his family. Yeah, he's about as "clean and sober" as Ben Affleck at the Gigli premiere party. Meanwhile, Jack and the soon-to-be-booted Robert take a vacation to the Osbournes' English mansion.where they invite over a bunch of English rich kids, who live with their parents and do nothing, to hang out with dogs and drink and watch TV. Ah, nothing like a vacation to let you try new and different things and to experience another culture. I'm just glad trucker caps haven't made their way across the pond yet. Meanwhile, Sharon is very sad, and Ozzy eats carrot cake.