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A Christmas Story

Can’t Fix Crazy - The holidays in prison are just about as crappy as you'd expect.

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Mean Girls

Fool Me Once - Someone finally calls Piper out for not being the nice girl she thinks she is, and Claudette loses it when her appeal goes south.

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Nothing More Than Feelings

Tall Men With Feelings - We like Piper more than Larry, Crazy Eyes nearly makes us cry and we're feeling bad for a pathetic Pornstache? What is this show trying to do to us?

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"Bitches Gots to Learn"

Bora, Bora, Bora - Piper becomes amazing, Tucky starts doing faith healing, a group of delinquent teens visit for some scared straight lessons and things go poorly for Tricia.

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How Do I Get You Alone?

F*cksgiving - Piper pisses of Healy with her lesbian antics and winds up in solitary instead of eating urine-filled gravy for Thanksgiving.

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Twix Are For Kids

Moscow Mule - Red has long been a genius smuggler, and it seems like everyone is either pregnant or in the midst of delivering a child.

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This Is WAC

Blood Donut - Piper learns that WAC is BS (which we could have told her) and Janae could have been a college track star, but is instead getting in fights with yoga instructors in jail.

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Vote for the Worst

WAC Pack - It may come as a shock to some of you, but politics inside of prison are totally corrupt.

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Tastes Like Chicken

The Chickening - Piper has the entire prison go on a wild chicken chase and Diaz has the worst mother.

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Screwed

Imaginary Enemies - Piper idiotically steals a screwdriver and has to clean up urine, so it’s a winning few days in prison for her.

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I'm Not a Witch, I'm Your Wife

Lesbian Request Denied - Piper gets wifed up and we learn how Burset landed her lovely self in prison.

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Pop Off

Tit Punch - We learn that Red has quite the backstory.

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Jailhouse Rock

I Wasn't Ready - Thirty-something Piper is paying for the sins of her twenty-something lesbian self by serving her prison stint and making new uses for maxi-pads.

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