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MTV Plays Lou Pearlman And takes advantage of the saddest five boys ever. |
| 1-18 Recap |
In Dan We Trust
In Dan We Trust - Ikaika's still in the credits. Dan isn't there yet, because of course no one knows whether he makes it. It's a mystery. Really. |
2000.08.18 2000.08.18 |
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| 1-17 Recap |
Dan in the Man Van?
Dan in the Man Van? - Jay encourages them to work on Ikaika one final time, and the trio heads inside. Wow, all that trouble just to alter the inevitable -- don't they get it? Well, maybe brainy Erik told the gang that "inevitable" means "reversible." |
2000.08.11 2000.08.11 |
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| 1-16 Recap |
Lights... Camera... Extraction
Lights... Camera... Extraction - Chapter the First: Something's Rotten in the State of Hawaii. And apparently, it's migrating stateside -- Haku has arrived in L.A. |
2000.08.04 2000.08.04 |
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| 1-15 Recap |
House of Boos
House of Boos - Performance time nears. "The fact that makeup and hair came…I was like, 'This feels like a real performance,'" Trevor says in confessional. Okay, I know it's only the Orlando House of Blues and not the Chicago version, but it still looks pretty damn real to me. |
2000.07.28 2000.07.28 |
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| 1-14 Recap |
Jacob and his Amazing Technicolor Ego
Jacob and his Amazing Technicolor Ego - We'll dedicate this episode to TyJuan's passion, sacrifice and determination, since he's a stud and his career's in the incapable hands of five lackluster singers. |
2000.07.21 2000.07.21 |
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| 1-13 Recap |
Jammin' for Jailbait
Jammin' for Jailbait - We're treated to a sampling of what's to come: Southwest Middle School. The group's first performance will be to a bunch of screaming, wailing pubescent girls who think any guy with hair on his legs is an erotic fantasy. |
2000.07.14 2000.07.14 |
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| 1-12 Recap |
O-Town Doesn't Practice Anymore
O-Town Doesn't Practice Anymore - The time is now 11:15 AM, and they're clearly late for something, as the guys are debating what web of deceit to spin today. "We'll say we woke up late," Erik says. Someone points out that it's bad to tell that to an interviewer. |
2000.07.07 2000.07.07 |
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| 1-11 Recap |
Two Winners, Five Losers?
Two Winners, Five Losers? - Bryan tearfully tells the camera, "If someone came up and offered one million dollars in exchange for this experience, I wouldn't take it." The mind boggles. If someone offered me a million dollars in exchange for sharing their experience, I'd be on it like Jacob to a mirror. And so it ends for Mike and Bryan. |
2000.06.30 2000.06.30 |
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| 1-10 Recap |
All For Naught, Baby
All For Naught, Baby - Ashley and Erik-Michael gather later in Jacob and Trevor's bedroom. Trying to become the group's spiritual core, Erik's lips point out that it's all predestined -- he's here because he's supposed to be there, and the same goes for everyone else in the room. |
2000.06.23 2000.06.23 |
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| 1-9 Recap |
Celebrity Deathmatch: Jacob Underwood vs. Ikaika Kahoano
Celebrity Deathmatch: Jacob Underwood vs. Ikaika Kahoano - We see Bryan dialing Ikaika in Hawaii, but he reaches an answering machine and informs us he's called every day and failed to reach his friend. Jacob finally reminds us that Ikaika left no word as to the date of his return. |
2000.06.16 2000.06.16 |
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| 1-8 Recap |
Mr. Pearlman and the Rats of N.I.M.H.
Mr. Pearlman and the Rats of N.I.M.H. - The moral of today's tale: Give up your passion for partying and sacrifice your identity in your determination to be a successful boy-band. This is a healthy message indeed. |
2000.06.09 2000.06.09 |
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| 1-7 Recap |
Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye - In its triumphant return, this week's show is about Lou's passion for swindling people, Paul's decision to sacrifice a spot in O-Town, and Ikaika's determination to behave like a flaky wimp who doesn't know his own mind -- which makes sense, because he lacks one. |
2000.06.02 2000.06.02 |
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| 1-6 Recap |
Daddy Dearest
Daddy Dearest - As usual, the pre-credits sequence tips us off that this will be an episode centering on Ikaika and Ashley, juxtaposing two dissimilar family situations. There are social morals here, folks, brewed fresh and Bunim-Murray style -- so, laced with arsenic. |
2000.04.28 2000.04.28 |
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| 1-5 Recap |
Obsession is Nine-tenths of the Law
Obsession is Nine-tenths of the Law - Erik says he sees a conflict between having a personal life and embarking on this career. It's time to prioritize, he can't have a relationship right now, and damn his fishy, boyish looks for luring ladies to his lips like vultures to a cadaver. |
2000.04.21 2000.04.21 |
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| 1-4 Recap |
For Whom the Loin Roils
For Whom the Loin Roils - This show is less about eight guys, and more about Paul's passion (for girls), Paul's sacrifice (staying celibate for two episodes) and Paul's dreams (of nubile young female groupies). |
2000.04.14 2000.04.14 |
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Big Lou is Watching You
Big Lou is Watching You - In a nutshell, Trevor thinks the position is his to lose, but that he's not an automatic "in" like some others. Making air-quotes, Trev says Jacob is "in" for sure. |
2000.04.07 2000.04.07 |
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| 1-2 Recap |
Orlando Blues
Orlando Blues - Ikaika. That about sums it up. Because he's from Hawaii and no one else is, Ikaika eschews diversity and instead complains about how he's different from everyone else. Paul flirts with anything breasted. |
2000.03.31 2000.03.31 |
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| 1-1 Recap |
Pilot
Pilot - It's Episode I: A New Hope, and a booming voice reads the scroll: "This real-life series chronicles the creation of a band....There are no actors, no script -- just raw talent, a dream, and a camera recording every step of the journey." |
2000.03.24 2000.03.24 |
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