Kitchen Nightmares
Secret Garden
By Keckler | Aired on 12.11.2007
Secret Garden - Gordon Ramsay's Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 53 Well, I suppose it's only fitting that the final episode of Kitchen Nightmares has some of the most swearing. There was a certain segment that garnered no less than twenty bleeps! On tonight's season finale,...Kitchen Nightmares Full Episodes & Clips
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Secret GardenSecret Garden - In the final episode of this first season, Ramsay tussles with a French chef with a man-sized frog in the dining room. Forget the "kitchen," welcome to my nightmares. |
12.11.2007 | C- |
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1-9 Recap |
CampaniaCampania - Ramsay and Campania's chef work through meatballs, huge portions, and several irate customers to make a success of a New Jersey strip-mall restaurant. |
11.27.2007 11.29.2007 |
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1-8 Recap |
Lela'sLela's - Maybe if her champagne tasted like cherry cola, she wouldn't have closed down. |
11.20.2007 11.22.2007 |
D- |
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1-7 Recap |
Finn McCool'sFinn McCool's - A family by the name of Mazio owns an Irish restaurant in Westhampton and, oddly, they don't seem to have a very good grasp on shepherd's pie. |
11.13.2007 11.15.2007 |
D |
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1-6 Recap |
Sebastian'sSebastian's - Ramsay does his level best to wean a Burbank chef off frozen foods and a menu that requires more decisions than a San Francisco ballot, but fails. |
11.06.2007 11.08.2007 |
B- |
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1-5 Recap |
Olde Stone MillOlde Stone Mill - Ramsay morphs into a Gatorade commercial by badgering a self-conscious hot-head restaurateur about the lessons to be learned from failure. Thankfully, the episode's unspoken subtext -- dissolution of a marriage because of financial strife -- is overlooked by the producers. |
10.16.2007 10.18.2007 |
B- |
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1-4 Recap |
SeascapeSeascape - Ramsay helps a son with dead daddy issues clean and revamp his dead daddy's restaurant. And then the guy goes and sells the place. No more daddy issues! |
10.09.2007 10.11.2007 |
B- |
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1-3 Recap |
The Mixing BowlThe Mixing Bowl - Slightly tamer than in the past few episodes, Ramsay goes back to Lon Guyland to rescue a dire place called The Mixing Bowl Eatery. And he wears minuscule shorts at some point. |
10.02.2007 10.04.2007 |
B |
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1-2 Recap |
Lord Of The FliesDillons - Wanted: One Indian restaurant where the flies don't outnumber the guests. |
09.25.2007 09.27.2007 |
B- |
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1-1 Recap |
Babylon DivePeter's - Ramsay gets introduced to the Babylonian Mafia and goes down an inflatable slide. |
09.18.2007 09.20.2007 |
A+ |
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1-1 Recap |
La LanternaLa Lanterna - Gordon Ramsay takes a useless chef with vanity plates, a penis-mobile, and a horrific palate for Italian food and transforms him to a chef with vanity plates, a penis-mobile, and an elevated palate for Italian food. |
09.13.2007 09.14.2007 |
A+ |
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