We're back in the "jungle," where the announcer reminds us that 11 celebrities have been dropped. Eight remain, but a new camper is joining them tonight. That would be Heidi's sister, Holly Montag. Oh, and also, the women finally step up, but can they win? Patti talks more politics and drama. Everyone hates Janice. In other words: Same old, same old. Thanks for the recap, show, but I already took care of that. Lame opening credits, followed by previouslies. So, even more recapping. The guys won everything. Frances left, keeping Frangela intact. Sanjaya was awesome. And the men were finally punished for sharing their food with the selfish losers... er, women. Speidi quit, then came back when NBC offered them more money, then Heidi got sick and they left for good. And the "celebrities" were competing in a "live" immunity challenge when Monday's episode ended.
Damien and Myleene banter. It's as boring as ever. Tonight, though, we can finally vote again to save our favorite celebrity, because someone is going home again tomorrow night. We flash back to the start of Monday's immunity trial, "Hang Tough," in which the celebrities hang above a swamp. Janice doesn't compete, but she tells America she really wants to be here, but she's not feeling well. Which I almost believe, because she certainly looks horrifyingly bad. John Salley's feet are in the water. Patti drops first, about two minutes in. She'll be up for elimination, which means she's probably out, because she has to have fewer fans than anyone else. Daniel's out , telling us he has multiple steel plates and metal screws in his back. John's out , saying he "got weak-minded for a second." Stephen falls , saying he felt the skin on his hands might break. He does add, "I guess that's a bit of a testament to how wimpy my hands are," solidifying my feeling that he should actually be on more reality shows, not fewer.
We're down to Lou, Sanjaya and Torrie. She says she wanted to try, but figured she couldn't last against them. Everyone talks about how threatened they were by the other two. Torrie's out. Sanjaya drops, and lets Lou have immunity. He tells us that he feels confident he won't need immunity this week, so he wanted to give it to Lou, who deserved it. Sanjaya is so awesome. I sort of want him to win this, except that I also want to not care enough about this show to make that statement. Back at camp, Daniel tells Torrie he thinks she's safe for doing so well at the challenge, and that Patti will go unless America surprises them all and sends Janice out. Then Torrie and Daniel talk about how great Janice feels until it's time for a challenge. They're sick of her, and making her look bad to America, right? Commercials.
Myleene and Damien tells us the phone lines are open and give us the numbers. I can't imagine caring enough to vote, unless I could vote someone out, and I would vote for Janice a million times. What's weird is that we can vote to keep Holly. Is anyone going to vote for a contestant we haven't even seen yet? That would be weird. Myleene and Damien make fun of the "celebrities" some more and then send us back into camp. It's night, and everyone is sleeping. Or trying to. But apparently there are animals in the jungle that make noise. Can you believe that? Daniel says they're howler monkeys, and Janice calls it "the most amazing monkey sound." She couldn't believe it. And she would know, apparently, an amazing monkey sound from a regular one. Daniel isn't sure what the sound means, but he thinks it might be a male thing to attract women, because it's similar to the sound he used to attract his wife. Ha. He's funny. It must run in the Baldwin DNA. In the morning, they see a monkey in the tree. Daniel says it's looking down at them, laughing, and Torrie says, "Come to Mommy." Sanjaya starts making his own monkey sounds, but we'd have to ask Janice if it was "amazing" or not. Instead, she tells us how cool it is to have monkeys everywhere. Then, completely seriously, "I can't wait for them to start throwing coconuts at John Salley's head." Or, you know, at Janice's. That would be even better. Maybe America can vote on which "celebrity" the monkeys pelt with coconuts.
It's Janice's time to do her assigned chore: dishes. She complains about how people freak out if she doesn't do her chore. Daniel's mad that Lou lets Sanjaya be her helper, because he'll do it all, since he's basically her cabana boy. Sanjaya says he will not do it all himself. Janice asks, in her confessional if she likes doing dishes and then says. "No. I've been famous since 1974. Mmm-kay?" The sad thing is that Janice could actually be intentionally funny if she said these things with even a hint of irony, but she's so sincere in her idiotic, selfish craziness that she's completely and utterly hateable. She moans while doing dishes. She complains about bronchitis. Daniel makes fun of her plastic surgery and "bronchitis." She summons Sanjaya. He talks about how he wants to help Janice, because he doesn't want her to be alienated from everyone else and he can tell they're all annoyed at her. Stephen says the dish thing is going pretty well so far.
Holly's on her way to camp. She introduces herself, because no one recognized her, of course. She tells them she's from Colorado, and she works on a show called The Hills. Oh, and right, she's Heidi's sister. Groans all around, except from Holly, who laughs. Commercials. After that, Myleene and Damien tell us Lou will have to make a difficult decision later. They also remind us that Holly's here now. Back in camp, we get to see her arrive again. Groans again. Holly thinks we might know her from The Hills. Janice talks about how much she loves Holly, and Heidi. Stephen laughs in the confessional just thinking about Spencer. Sanjaya says his stomach dropped, because he didn't know if she was going to bring drama. Holly says she hated Spencer at first, so she relates to how everyone else feels about him. Daniel says Holly's better than Heidi in every way: not as high maintenance, not as loud and "Thank Jesus Christ Almighty that she hasn't pulled out a spray bottle of shampoo."
Janice asks Holly if she's older, and then invites her to come over to her house back in L.A., and they can even go to the gym together. Holly thought Janice would be a bitch, but she's been anything but. Everyone else talks about how much Janice has glommed onto Holly. I think Sanjaya's probably relieved. Lou and Daniel think the American public is not stupid, so they will see through Janice being nice. Um, wait. Do they really think we aren't stupid? Because, if we aren't stupid, why are we watching this show? Janice and Holly lay together and bond about how much Heidi changed after meeting Spencer. They talk about how much of a follower Heidi is, doing whatever Spencer says. Because this show has to find a way to be about Speidi even now that they're gone.
Lou comes in with a scroll that tells him they must select two people from each team, for a trial that will require good dexterity. If only the celebrities were smart enough to know what that words means. And, proving me right, Janice asks what it means. Lou knows, though. He tells her it means you have to be nimble with your hands. Janice and Holly volunteer to go, because they're both good with their hands. Daniel and Lou want to do it, too. They tell Sanjaya he did the "Flash Flood," so they'll go this time. John flicks some shit at Daniel and Daniel flicks back. It seems to be all in fun, until Janice interrupts and tells Daniel to grow something that had to be bleeped. He tells her to shut up, and she informs him she's doing her makeup, "and when a supermodel does a makeup, the world stops." Oh, wow. She does not love herself at all. Also, I see that she's holding a mirror, so I have to ask: Is she blind? Janice smack-talks through the jungle until she stumbles on a branch and squeals like a little girl.
The four competitors find Myleene and Damien in a jungle clearing. It's another winner-takes-all competition. They're playing for hot dogs, onion rings, pickles, condiments and chips. Everyone is really excited. The trial is called "Tree Surgery." It consists of removing stars from logs with star-shaped holes in them. It's sort of like operation. Anytime you touch the sides, your partner, strapped to a machine nearby, gets shocked. If you touch the sides four times, you forfeit that round. Two minutes to retrieve stars. The team that gets the most stars wins. "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" is a forfeit. Daniel and Lou decide that Daniel will take the electricity, because he can take a lot of it, and Lou's good with his hands. Daniel taunts Janice, who decides to take the shocks from Holly's nimble hands. Holly goes first. She gets the first star without shocking her partner at all. On the second star, she shocks her, and we get to see Janice's ginormous mouth full of fillings. Which is the only thing I don't like about seeing her get shocked. Commercials.
Damien and Myleene act like idiots and then send us back to "Tree Surgery." We get to hear Damien explain the rules again, as we watch Holly go again. She shocks Janice again, then gets her second star. Janice cheers her on. Holly thinks Janice is a good sport, and Holly gets her third star. She drops her star then shocks Janice four times on the one. You can tell Janice is getting pissed. Holly gets the star, which means she got four of the five stars. Lou's turn. He drops the first star, then shocks Daniel. Then he gets it. He shocks Daniel on the one, and Daniel says the electricity is a little stronger than he thought. Lou gets the second one. Then the third one. Lou shocks Daniel four times on the fourth one, just like Holly did. Then he moves on to the last one, and gets it without shocking Daniel.
Because they tied with four stars, they have to do the biggest star again, and whoever gets it the fastest wins. I sort of think Lou should have won because he got his four stars so much faster than Holly did, but whatever. Lou gets it in 22 seconds. Holly gets it in 17 seconds. Janice jumps up on Holly as they hug and celebrate. Back at camp, Janice and Holly tell everyone. John's not happy about this. Torrie, on the other hand, is "all about Holly." Holly thinks she has the guys a little bit scared, and that they should be. Commercials.
Damien and Myleene remind us that the women won food. Then they send us back to camp, where Patti's talking to John, Lou and Sanjaya about her "situation." John asks what it feels like to go out in public. She says people are really supportive of her and her husband, with thumbs-ups. Sanjaya really feels for Patti because she's going through so much at home. Patti whines about not having security anymore. Life is so hard when you're a(n alleged) criminal. John feels for her, because he's been in the public light, and politics are even worse. Patti whines more about her family. Torrie feels bad for her, because friends turn against you when things like this happen. Patti says the hardest part were their former friends who voted to impeach Rod. She says that the people here are great because they didn't necessarily believe everything they'd read about her. John thinks she plays quiet wife but knows how to work, and she agrees that she expresses her opinions when appropriate. John laughs, and says, "Classic." Then he says in the confessional that she doesn't seem to be a taker, a user or a thief.
John asks Patti what happens if Rod's found guilty. Patti doesn't want to say because they'll show it on TV, and she doesn't want her girls to see that. She confessionals that she's learned she has a resiliency and toughness that she didn't know was there before. John asks if she has a plan for going back home. She says she's just taking it day by day, and John says it's a trip that she has to start all over. She says she's starting with the jungle. Nighttime. Food arrives. Lots of wrapped-up food shows up for the women. Everyone feels bad that the first time the women win is the first time they're not sharing food. Even Holly feels bad. John still cooks the food, even though he can't eat it. All of the women think it was the best food ever. Daniel thinks it's rude for Janice to keep saying it was the best hot dog she's ever eaten. Torrie says she didn't realize how selfish Janice was before tonight, either, because she keeps taking all the food with no regard for whether other people have eaten. Then she snorts and spits. So appetizing. I hate this woman. Commercials.
Back with Myleene and Damien, who reminds us this is all for charity. And Lou will have a tough test later. And they remind us Janice is a selfish pig. Then they send us back to camp. John tells everyone that the most pivotal moment in his life is sad, but it changed him. Everyone's listening, except Janice, who's asleep. And Holly, because this probably happened before she arrived. John says his friend Lloyd went to the Laundromat with his other friend, Rob. They were getting high and they started slap-boxing and then real boxing, and then Rob pulls out a .32 and kills Lloyd. John wanted to go home and try to find out what happened, but his coach told him if he left, he couldn't come back. So John had to make a choice to go home and try to avenge his boy's death, or keep on with his career. He says that his coach told him, "He's already dead. There's no reason for you both to be dead." At that point, John decided he would try to keep boys from killing each other. Stephen asks who the coach was, and John and Daniel answer at the same time: Bobby Cremins.
Torrie talks about the first time she visited the troops in Iraq. She sounds totally insincere and scripted, about the hospitals where people had limbs taken off. She says it's humbling. Some of the men are crying. Lou explains that this discussion took everything a level higher, and there was a lot of respect, admiration and affection. That's because Janice is asleep, obviously. Lou talks about his friend, Rob, who died of AIDS five years ago. He says his friend was closeted for most of his adult life, struggling with the shame he felt for being who he was and how God made him. Stephen looks thoughtful, possibly because he's realizing that what Lou says makes sense, but his born-again teachings don't agree with that. Lou is sad his friend couldn't embrace happiness. Sanjaya says he's glad this group is close enough to open up. He hopes these are people he hopes to know for a very long time, if not the rest of his life. Lou says it drove home for him that you have to live your life, follow your dreams, and find love. He says he'd send that message out to any young person, and you don't have to apologize for who you are. Stephen tells Lou that was awesome, and reaches out and grabs his hand. Very cool.
Sanjaya says that his grandpa died when he was 5, and he's the first grandson, so he's the only one who really had a relationship with him because the grandchild was four years younger. Sanjaya went to Montana to help paint his grandma's house and realized he's the functional man of the family who's picking up where his grandpa left off. He starts crying really hard and says that was a moment that changed his life because he knew he had to really step up. Lou is teary. Everyone tells Sanjaya that's beautiful. Daniel interviews that in the outside world he doesn't know if any of these people would be friends, but here they've all become very close. As he says this, we see Lou hugging Sanjaya and kissing him on the head. It's very sweet. Is it possible that I like most of these people at this point? As long as Janice is asleep, I guess. John says this whole trip has been a cry-fest for him. He adds that his wife would laugh at this, because he always says he doesn't have any friends, and now he has six (count 'em: Patti, Torrie, Sanjaya, Lou, Stephen and Daniel). Stephen: "Yes you do." I would not have expected all that emotion. Commercials.
Myleene and Damien welcome us back and remind us how to vote, then send us back to camp. Everyone's asleep, when Janice wakes up and pees right to her bed. She gets back in bed and goes to sleep. morning, Lou comes in with a scroll. He says it's very interesting and doesn't want to discuss it afterward; just to take it at face value. Scroll says: "Dear celebrities. Just to remind you that you must not urinate in camp. This will attract rats, which in turn attracts snakes." He also reminds them that the cameras are always rolling so whatever happens is there, even if you're half asleep. Lou is amazed that this has to be something they're told. Later, at the river, Janice asks Lou who was urinating in camp. He says he has no idea, because he was asleep. Patti says the guilty parties know who they are, as the camera lingers on Janice squatting on a rock. Lou knows it's Janice, and that's she's bluffing. So does everyone, who's discussing it back in camp.
Daniel and Stephen say they saw a water rat down by the river. It's really a piece of wood that looks like a rodent. Stephen calls the rat "Henry." They want to use it to spook Janice. So they put it in her bag. Sanjaya interviews that he gets why they want to do that to her, but he also thinks it's really juvenile. Dudes, if Sanjaya thinks you're juvenile, you might want to reassess. Daniel and Stephen tell Holly that Janice isn't as nice as she's coming across to her, and that she might have ulterior motives with Holly. But Holly doesn't see it; she sees a great, genuine person in Janice. Commercials.
Back with Myleene and Damien, who just swallowed a bug "live." They tell us it's hot and muggy, and remind us that the Baldwin brothers are acting childish and Janice is a baby. Back in camp, Janice says she's trying to camp, but she feels it's everyone against her. She hates the Baldwin brothers for taking pot-shots at her. Stephen compares Janice to Courtney Love. Daniel says everyone would love Janice to be sent home. She hates him, she hates him, she hates him. And she calls him an evil toad. Lou says Janice is getting to everyone, even sweet Torrie. Janice uses all of the sugar for coffee. Lou thinks he might have to pull Janice aside so she doesn't feel like she's being ganged up on. He feels this is his role as camp leader. He wants to go in with a feather duster, but thinks he might have to come back with a sledgehammer later.
Lou asks Janice if she'd like to have a word. She says no, because she's busy tweezing, but then she says she'll go, but she knows this means something. He very calmly tells her he wants to give her the "heads-up" that there's a lot of tension. She says: "Say it!" He says some of her behaviors are rubbing people the wrong way. He says her outspoken, strong, flamboyant way is not going over well. She asks how he'd like her to be, and he says the fact that she eats all the food is not good, since everyone's hungry. He says people feel she's first in line and taking multiple portions. She says she'll wait until last to eat and take the scraps they throw at her. He tries to comfort her as she cries and says she's been sick, but she tells him not to touch her. She says she can hear everyone dissing her and turning their backs. She says it's Patti, Torrie, Stephen and Daniel. She says she'll show them by just not eating. Lou mimes shooting himself in the head in the confessional because, you know, it didn't go great. But he then says it didn't go as bad as it could have.
Back in camp, Lou tells everyone Janice is going to make an effort, but she has a chip on her shoulder and is bitter right now toward everyone. He tells them it's kind of what he expected, but he made his attempt. He asks them to lay off on the snarky comments (um, that better not pertain to me, Lou). John swears at that request. Because, apparently, John's life is nothing without the snark. Sort of like this site. Daniel says his snarky comments are all provoked by her. Stephen says that Janice doesn't realize she's slowly throwing coal every day into a furnace, and that furnace is Daniel and John. Now Daniel's swearing. Stephen tells Daniel he's exhausting. Daniel says that both of them are powder kegs, and that, when they blow -- which John already did once -- it's going to be Mount St. Helens. And more commercials.
Myleene and Damien again. More recapping and boring me to sleep. And someone will go home for good tomorrow. Numbers again. They send us back to the jungle, where Lou has another scroll. It's time for a luxury trial. Torrie and Patti, John and Stephen are asked to collect their canteens and prepare to leave camp. Janice mockingly cheers them on. It's very obnoxious. Daniel tells Stephen to let John make all decisions and that Stephen should just be a soldier. Torrie and Patti feel really good after eating their hot dogs. John says he's beaten this same team before with the other Baldwin before, and this one is younger, faster, and more nimble. So they will totally win this.
They arrive to a jungle clearing where there are instructions, but no host. The instructions tell them that this trial is called "Lumberjack Saw." There are two logs, two saws, and a locked box containing a star. They must saw through the entire log to release a tube containing a scroll. On the scroll, there is a math problem that they must solve. With the answer, they can unlock the box. The first team to unlock the box and grab the star will win the trial and the prize. Torrie says she's never sawed a log, especially with two people. Her log logic is not tracking for me. Because, either she's never sawed a log, period, or she's sawed one, but not one with two people. She says they were starting off at a disadvantage, because clearly all guys have sawed logs. They do that so often in Hollywood and the NBA. Everyone starts sawing. John tells us later: "A little trick about sawing: (whisper voice) Let the saw do the work." Patti thinks she and Torrie being the same height will work to their advantage, and John's so much taller than Stephen. Commercials. SO suspenseful! (Can someone tell me what this Merlin thing is, and why is Giles in it?)
We're back at the sawing. Patti recaps the competition for us in her confessional. The women get through their log and get their math problem. It's a really long addition and subtraction problem that will give them a four-digit number that will unlock the box. Torrie says math isn't her best subject and men are usually really good. Torrie has confidence in Patti, because she knows she'll be good with numbers. John and Stephen have different tactics. John wants to go across the problem in order, but Stephen wants to do all the negative numbers and all the positives and then subtract one from the other. Stephen keeps bossing John around, and John reminds us that Stephen had agreed he'd be captain, but here, it became John versus Stephen. John says he let Stephen do it his way six times. They are literally taking more than 20 minutes to do this math problem. That is ridiculous. John pushes Stephen out of his way and does the problem. But the girls get the box open. John kicks their log. Torrie thinks it's so funny how pissed John was. He says he felt like he lost Game 7 of the NBA finals and he had the better team. With a completely straight face he says: "I'm not going to be able to sleep well." Dramatic pause. "For the month." Oh, John, you'll get over it time you have to touch a tarantula.
Heading back to camp, John says they didn't work as a team. Patti asks John to calm down, and not be that guy with Stephen. There's a lot of discussion about what happened. Janice doesn't think it's funny to watch John get mad, because he's a bad sport. Lou says he won't call them sore losers, but they did have a hard time shaking it off. John says he was playing against two girls, who beat him at sawing a log. He's all, "Come on, man!" Patti tells John this is why he won those NBA championships: because he doesn't like to lose. Janice taunts John for being a poor sport. Back with Myleene and Damien, where they tell us what's coming up after the commercials. I will give you a hint: Drama! And bickering! Janice is involved.
Myleene and Damien welcome us back again. They're on the bridge outside camp, and are going to give Lou a big decision to make soon. Then they send us back into camp. Someone wonders what they were doing tonight, and Janice says more people will complain about her for wanting to eat first. Patti tells her not to let people get to her, but Janice says Patti's part of it, and it really hurts her feelings. She says she's just not going to eat anymore. That'll show them! Janice cries in her confessional about how mean everyone is and how she's being "scapegoated." Everyone eats dinner. Lou tries to give Janice food, and she says, "Pass." John tells her not to be like this. She says she's very upset. He tells her she has to get over it, because they're going to be here. Janice says she's never been treated like this by a group, after what she's been through with her illness. And she would have more compassion if anyone else were in her position. She says she went to bed a few nights without dinner, but Lou doesn't remember that. She is depressed by being labeled, but she's not that at all.
John tells Janice he likes her, but he doesn't like some of the things she does. She says she doesn't like some of the things he's said to her. He says he gets that and he apologized, and has been "nothing but an A student" with Janice since then. Stephen watches, wondering what will happen. Janice says that John cut deep. He says he apologized and meant it completely. In his confessional, he says Janice is in jungle meltdown and there are issues she has that go way deeper than any of these people. Amen, brother. He awesomely adds: "When you see crazy coming, cross the street." He apologizes again. He's sorry she was depressed, but he still thinks she's done some unacceptable things in camp. She asks: "Like eating a couple grapes?" Daniel says he thinks it's beyond that a little, and asks her if she's going to step up and be involved as a person who actually does something in a challenge or does some chores. Janice doesn't want to argue with Daniel, because her stomach hurts.
Stephen interrupts and says he's not going to sit here like a schmuck and continue in this dysfunction, because this is dysfunctional. You think?! Lou agrees. Stephen suggests: "Let's get real! Because that's what needs to happen right now." I have no idea what he means or wants anyone to do. It's just talk. He wants everyone to get honest instead of continuing with the manipulation, because tomorrow will be all the same. Lou asks what Stephen's saying -- Lou is my hero for that, because ... what?! -- and Stephen says he thinks the illness is manipulation, since she can't get out of bed to work, but "she was a jackrabbit when the coffee showed up." Daniel agrees that it was the same with the hot dogs. She says she was starving. Patti says starvation motivates her, too.
Lou asks if anyone else wants to air anything else. Janice says feel free; she'll be anyone's scratching post. Sanjaya tells her he thinks it's everyone, and he doesn't think anyone is attacking just her. She says she's not feeling attacked. Daniel calls her out on having just said that, and she says it was a joke, but Daniel doesn't like her humor. Lou says he doesn't get her humor, and that sometimes Daniel doesn't either. Janice says that's because they're actors, "all in their microcosm of intelligence and script and thought." I never thought anyone would use the word "intelligence" to describe this group. But if said person is Janice, it doesn't count for much. Lou says they're all in society (not exactly) and just need to get along. In confessional, Janice says she's the oldest person here and is "very, very ill." Right. She should probably be hospitalized. She asks where everyone's compassion is. Then she says to everyone that she's menopausing, and Lou says that helps to know, actually. And, yeah, it sort of does. Because that can make even a totally sane person crazy, so of course it makes Janice totally bat-shit.
Myleene and Damien talk for a minute, then send us back to camp again. It's time for the luxury prize to arrive: a jump rope, boxing gloves, exercise weights, and four granola bars to share. Back at camp, Janice finds the prize in the confessional. She heads into the woods and secretly eats a granola bar. She throws the wrapper in the jungle, and heads back to camp. Patti and Torrie saw four granola bars and four smoothies when they initially saw the prize, and now there are only three. Everyone asks if someone took one, but no one will claim to have. Lou cutely says: "Swiper, no swiping." And John adds, "Awww, man." Okay, seriously, can you tell they have little kids? Patti heads back to see if one fell under the bench. Janice won't admit to taking one, and so they give her another one. Even in the confessional, she pretends that maybe someone dropped the missing one. She doesn't know. Does this woman not know that we are on the viewing end of the cameras?! [Not only does she know, she emphasized this to Stephen in an interview like, three weeks ago. This is not her first go-round, which makes me wonder if she's doing this on purpose, or if this is how she did it last time, too. - Zach]
Daniel can't believe no one will admit to taking it, and Janice says, "Oh, come on, man. No one here steals." But Torrie says she counted four bars the first time. John starts singing a song that says something about him having a feeling. Then we're back outside of camp with Myleene and Daniel, who tell us they're about to head into camp to put Lou's leadership skills to the test. They head in and greet everyone. Myleene reminds them they're live. They all say hi to their "fans." Holly says she settled right in. Sanjaya says he always enjoys life in the jungle, and everywhere else. Torrie says she's getting better at this by the day. Patti says the people she's met are her favorite part of this experience. John says he's competitive, and in it to win it. Stephen says it's easy and fun to have his brother here, especially when they beat John in volleyball. They ask Lou how he's doing, and he says he's keeping his strength up to keep on leading this camp. In other words: blah, blah, blah, small talk, blah.
Myleene tells camp that they've told him that leadership brings privileges, which could not be more true tonight, since he'll get to talk to a loved one later tonight. But he also, right now, has to choose two camp members to also talk to their loved ones back home. Everyone starts complimenting him. Myleene and Damien tell him he has to choose now, and it's his decision alone. He says Daniel has a wife who's eight months pregnant. They ask him who else, and he ponders deeply. Myleene says they know it's difficult. He tells Patti to check in with Rod. Everyone claps, agreeing with his decisions. Sanjaya jumps up and down for America, and everyone is happy, although Lou looks thoughtful and sort of sad. I think he's a really good man and feels bad he could only choose two. Things seem to weigh on him. Myleene and Damien tell us they'll be using Skype to call home, and remind us to vote. See you tomorrow night for more crazy than we can stand.
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