By Sara M
House heads for the cafeteria to have breakfast with Cuddy, only to find that she brought the child along. Cuddy says she's on her way to the doctor for vaccinations for preschool. House hopes the preschool is a boarding school, but it is not. In fact, Cuddy explains, Waldenwood is a very selective and prestigious preschool that she thinks Rachel has a chance to get into, even though she's currently eating her oatmeal with the wrong end of her spoon. House does not seem quite so hopeful.
While Foreman shoves a tube up the Driscoll's penis, Martha M. Masters decides this is the perfect time to lecture him about the cruelty of his boot camp. Driscoll defends the program, saying the kids who attend it have been sent there by a judge and he has to "push" them to get rid of their bad behaviors so they can learn good ones. He says they're better off running all day long than spending their adult lives in gangs and in jail. He points out that two thirds of the kids who go through his program never re-offend, which is better than juvenile hall. So suck it, Martha.
She and Taub are testing Driscoll's urine in the lab when Chase enters, saying that after spending a half hour on the phone with the website, he couldn't get them to take the picture of him down. Taub says he thought "Faceplace" (which looks a lot like Facebook when Chase pulls up his profile on a nearby computer) didn't allow naked pictures. Chase says whoever put his picture up got around that by putting a teeny tiny black bar over his teeny tiny bits. He can't even take down his own profile because whoever put the picture up and hacked into his account also changed his password. Martha says that could be a clue to the perpetrator, who must have "serious tech skills." Not really, Chase says, since his password is the word "password." Well, if he's that stupid then he deserves this. "Dumb whore," Martha mutters. Such vitriol! I think maybe she's bitter because she's the only woman in the world Chase hasn't hit on. Yet. Taub tries to make Chase feel better by expositing that his humiliation has really made Taub's recent troubles (separating from Rachel and living in a hotel -- perhaps in the same room Wilson lived in for like two seasons?) seem not quite as bad.
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