Glory Days
Clowns and...uh, Clowns
By Wendola | Aired on 03.24.2002
Clowning Glory - "Tonight's WB Mystery is going to freak the living fuck out of your kids. They're going to say they're okay afterwards but then tomorrow they're going out behind the garage to set all kinds of random shit on fire....RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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1-9 Recap |
Clowns and...uh, ClownsClowning Glory - And severed heads. And yet more clowns. Rudy has sex. Ellie tells Mike what she thinks of his stupid book. Sam almost gets a haircut. Mike wears even more makeup than usual. Oh, and the whole show dies. |
03.24.2002 | D+ |
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1-8 Recap |
Creeps and CarniesNo Guts, No Glory - Mike and Ellie get on each other's nerves, some flippy girl gets on Mike's bones, and Sam plays jailbait at the FishFest. Oh, and a couple of people are beaten with oars, shot with harpoons, and forcibly drowned. |
03.17.2002 03.24.2002 |
B+ |
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1-7 Recap |
Generics and GravesThere Goes The Neighborhood - A new family comes to town, Sam treats Zane like crap some more, and Rudy keeps Mike from messing with police stuff for once. Oh, and some guy is buried alive the whole time. Oh, and some other guy gets bludgeoned to death. |
03.10.2002 03.16.2002 |
B- |
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1-6 Recap |
Dates and DorksEverybody Loves Rudy - Single white male, Rudy, seeks prison; Zane seeks cheerleader, Sam seeks ceiling; Mike, as usual, seeks to annoy. Oh, and some woman gets stabbed repeatedly in the heart with a carving knife. |
02.19.2002 02.25.2002 |
C |
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1-5 Recap |
Vamps and TrampsThe Lost Girls - But mostly tramps. Hootchie-mama vampires come to town; Mike gets shit-faced, Ellie gets artsy-fartsy, and Rudy almost gets laid. Oh, and some lady is drained of blood and her body's thrown in a lagoon. |
02.12.2002 02.17.2002 |
B- |
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1-4 Recap |
Spinsters and StabbersDeath, Lies And Videotape - Ellie hides a naked guy, Rudy's ticked off by the FBI, and Sara is almost as pathetic as her brother Mike. Oh -- and some people are violently slaughtered on video. |
02.05.2002 02.11.2002 |
C+ |
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1-3 Recap |
Mystics and LipsticksMiss Fortune Teller - Sam is kidnapped by Jessica McClintock, a sexy psychic skanks around town, and Mike thinks everyone wants him. Oh, and some girl gets killed and stuffed in a wardrobe. |
01.29.2002 02.03.2002 |
C |
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1-2 Recap |
Demons and DorothysThe Devil Made Me Do It - The wacky antics of one demonically possessed teen get Mike and his pals in hot holy water. A local production of The Wizard of Oz provides gay hilarity! Oh, and a piano flattens some lady. |
01.22.2002 01.26.2002 |
D+ |
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1-1 Recap |
Freaks and FerriesGrim Ferrytale - Mike Dolan (the discount Dave Eggers) comes home to Glory (the KMart Twin Peaks). Oh, and some guy dies. |
01.15.2002 01.20.2002 |
C+ |
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