The producers have discovered either a time machine or Rob Ford's stash, because we're violating all laws of time and geography to celebrate Christmas even though it's April or May on the show. In Ohio, that means the return of the traditional, never-before-seen 50th Annual Christmas Tree Decorating Contest. The Glee Club wins (even though Sue is the judge), but they decide to give up the plastic angel prize to Becky so she can have some holiday cheer. It's also time for the first annual living manger. All the girls want the role of Mary, except for New Quinn, who thinks she's too much of a fallen woman to deserve the role. This leads everyone else to decide that she should get the role so she can feel some self-worth. So she takes it. And Becky gets cast as the head of Baby Jesus.
In New York, that means Santana visits Rachel and Kurt because she can't handle running into Brit-Brit in Ohio. The three of them get gigs as shopping mall elves for a drunk Santa, and find themselves having to placate an angry mob of kids and parents when Santa disappears. They do this via a delightful song and a highly inappropriate -- but no less delightful -- visit from Sapphic Mrs. Claus. They think they're saved when Sexy Santa drops by to give them tips. He invites himself to dinner, makes out with Kurt, gets them drunk and... robs them. So that's the true meaning of Christmas, I guess.
Featuring a bunch of Christmas music and.... "Love Child," originally performed by Diana Ross and the Supremes, performed here by Unique with backup from Tina and Boring New Idiot Rachel.
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