By Demian
In Ohio: Nerves remain somewhat frazzled after The Incident, and as a result, tempers quickly rise when the children dare to disagree with Mr. Schue's fusty strategy for Regionals, with several of the kiddies complaining quite loudly about Mr. Schue's abusive treatment of Old Finn not too many weeks ago for good measure. At Coach Beiste's suggestion, Mr. Schue travels to The University Of Lima to make amends with the freshly-enrolled Frankendrunk, only to find Bloaty The Cocaine Clown wallowing in booze-soaked debauchery with a there-for-the-hell-of-it Old Puck, so he stomps off in a self-righteous snit. The two eventually agree to forget the late unpleasantness between them, because of course they do, and with that finally out of the way, Mr. Schue, Old Finn, and The New New Directions refocus their energies on their impending competition.
In New York: Idina Menzel materializes to offer Old Idiot Rachel a few sage words of advice just prior to the latter's audition for the nonexistent revival of Funny Girl, and wouldn't you know it? The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway does so well, she earns herself a callback. St. Gay Of Lima is practically paralytic with joy.
Meanwhile: Black Sue returns from Ryan Murphy's other show to assume control of The Cheerios in White Sue's (temporary) absence, MIT aggressively pursues Brit-Brit because of her outstanding SAT scores, Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen develops a split personality, Single-T Tina does for Steampunk what she did for Goth, and Dreamboat Blaine knows who really shot up the school last week.
Featuring Emeli Sandé's "To Me," as performed by Idina Menzel and The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway; "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)" by The Beastie Boys, as performed by Frankendrunk and Old Puck; "You Have More Friends Than You Know" from Mervyn Warren and Jeff Marx, as performed by Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel, Dreamboat Blaine, Not-So-Unique, and Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen; Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" -- again -- as performed by Old Idiot Rachel, with imaginary backup provided by The Famous Original Glee Gang; some piece of written-for-the-episode crap about rainbows, as performed by the overly earnest kiddies of The New New Directions.