By Montykins
Catelyn drags Tyrion through a mountain pass, where they're set upon by hill people or something. Tyrion takes the opportunity to smash one hill person's face in really good. And he seems to make friends with one of the guards that Catelyn picked up in the tavern. She takes him to the Eyrie, which appears to be a castle on top of a giant mountain. It's being ruled by Catelyn's sister Lysa, who's Jon Arryn's widow. She appears to have gone a little crazy, and she's breast-feeding her creepy kid a lot longer than you'd normally expect. She throws Tyrion in a prison cell that's basically cut into the side of the mountain. It's missing a wall!
The good news about Daenerys's pregnancy has reached King Robert, and he wants to get her a present! Well, that's probably overstating it a little, because what he actually wants to do is kill her. Viserys, too, although he honestly sounds more scared of the unborn child. Ned doesn't want to do this, and the council meeting where they argue about it ends with Ned being fired as the Hand of the King. Also, Robert keeps saying words like "Treason," so that's probably a bad sign. So when Jaime Lannister accosts Ned, it ends with Jory getting killed and Ned getting a pole-arm to the leg.
Oh, and it turns out that Renly Baratheon (the king's brother) and the Knight of the Flowers are lovers and they have a long, slow chest-shaving scene. That might be of interest to you.