Previously on Felicity: Elena fell for a guy she couldn't see, and when she did get a look at him, she wasn't sure she liked what she saw; Felicity sobbed to Knoll that she thought she and Ben broke up; Avery planted a kiss on Ben in the Hamptons (that's funny, because I thought she kissed him on the lips); Ben told Felicity that nothing happened with Avery.
At the loft, Knoll and Sean are sitting across the table from each other while Knoll practices having a job interview. Sean is wearing several Bioré-type strips on his chin, cheeks, nose, and forehead. In his role as interviewer, he asks Knoll, "Mr. Crane, give me a situation in which you failed, and how you handled that." Knoll, big dummy that he is, doesn't believe that he would be asked such a question in an interview. That's a softball question, you knob. Sean assures him that'll be a question, and when Knoll protests, Sean informs him that he went to "Harvard Business School...summer program." At this point, the strip on his chin is loose and about to drop off. Knoll asks him what the things on his face are. With his chin strip firmly affixed again (hey, Continuity, you're fired), Sean replies, "Pore suckers. I've got a big event coming up." I think "poor suckers" may apply to the people who think those things work miracles. There's a knock on the door. Knoll opens it to find Avery "Rasputin" Swanson, wearing a high-necked, buttoned-down shirt covered with various rectangles of green, teal, and turquoise. It is hideous. Not only won't Avery die, but neither will this 1970s-era monstrosity, which was last seen on my grade-three teacher, Miss Sonley, in our class photo. Sean pulls the strip off his chin, shouts with pain, and then runs out of the room. Avery, of course, wants to see Ben. When Knoll says that Ben isn't home, Avery stands there until Knoll invites her in. Because her being inside the apartment will somehow make Ben less absent. She wants to know whether Ben has received any of the messages she's left for him. Knoll claims to have given them to him and then implies Ben's negligence simply because, well, "you know Ben." Avery whines, "No, I don't." She mumbles incoherently about Ben, and Knoll helpfully points out that Ben "can be pretty irresponsible sometimes." So Knoll is still discussing Ben and his life even though he has been warned not to. Knoll deserves a good hiding. Avery whines that she's confused because she and Ben "had a really good time" in Southampton. Knoll gets all shifty-eyed and jump-to-conclusiony and asks whether "something happened" between them. Perhaps wanting Knoll to think the worst, she replies, "Yeah." How long will it take before Knoll imparts this little bit of information to Felicity?
Felicity wakes up to discover Ben sitting up in bed, studying. She thinks that's great and snuggles to him. Knoll knocks on the door, and then barges in before being invited. Without apologizing for storming in, he asks Felicity whether she erased the "Georgia files." She says she didn't erase them, and Knoll states that he can't find them. Felicity tells him that she'll be out "in a second." Knoll tells her to hurry, and Ben snipes that she said she'd be right out. Knoll gives him a feeble stank-eye, which Ben vehemently returns. When Knoll has gone, Ben murmurs, "God, that guy is driving me nuts." Felicity stupidly asks, "Knoll?" Ben irritably responds, "Yes, Knoll." No, I think he's referring to Alan Greenspan, brainiac. She kisses him and gets up.
Out in the living room, Felicity, who is wearing a robe, is seated to Knoll on the sofa. As she looks at the laptop, he says, "Sorry I'm a little anxious, it's just that the foundation called back." It seems that he has an interview and he's "terrified." Felicity congratulates him. Ben walks out of his bedroom. He snatches the newspaper, which is on the sofa beside Knoll, and slams it down on the kitchen counter. Knoll whines, "You could have just said, 'Hey, could I have the paper?'" Felicity finds the file, and Knoll whispers that Ben "is annoying the hell" out of him. Knoll gets up and complains about Ben's putting peanut butter on a bagel. Neither Ben nor I find that weird, though. Knoll whines that he toasted the bagel and was about to eat it. Would that be before or after you waltzed into Ben's room? After their little bagel contretemps, Felicity dumps the bagel into the garbage.
At the girls' apartment, Elena and DeForrest are trying to study despite the sound of distorted and pounding bass in the background. Elena gets a broom handle and bangs it on the floor in an effort to get her downstairs neighbours to turn down the music. She yells that it's Reading Week and that some people have to do some reading. That's funny, because at my school, Reading Week was held in the middle of the fall term and again in the middle of the winter term so that the students could theoretically catch up on all their work before the end of term. DeForrest gets up and stomps on the floor a few times, and the music suddenly stops. The fat suit that he's wearing looks really ridiculous and obvious. They settle back down to study, and Molly comes in chirping, "Is anybody home?" Elena informs her that they're trying to study for their MCATs (Medical College Admissions Test), and Molly promises to be as "quiet as a mouse." She carries a bag of groceries into the kitchen and immediately begins to clatter around, making a lot of noise. Elena asks DeForrest whether his place is any quieter and he mentions that he got a hotel room so that he could study in peace as well as get a good night's sleep before the test. Apparently, everyone does that before the MCATs. Elena berates herself for not thinking of that and DeForrest offers to share his room. She declines his offer until the music starts up again and the phone rings.
Sean walks into Meghan's room and announces that he has a big surprise for her: he's going to have a bar mitzvah. Meghan wonders why he didn't have one when he was a kid, and Sean explains that his parents "never really believed in religion" back then. Meghan is a little dismayed that this is her surprise. Sean says he hasn't been sitting around shooting the "shabbat" with Rabbi Levin for the past two months; he's been preparing for his bar mitzvah. He explains that, after the ceremony, he'll be a man, according to Jewish custom. Meghan deadpans, "Finally." Sean is slightly miffed that she's making fun of his heritage, and warns her not to do that when Rabbi Levin comes over for dinner that night. He's thinking of ordering Chinese food, but she convinces him to let her make the meal. Sean thinks she's "the greatest" for doing that for him. Meghan tells him, "for future reference," that the time he tells her he has a surprise for her, it had better actually be a surprise for her. I hope Sean doesn't get a surprise when Meghan puts a tref dish on the menu.
At the library, Felicity is quizzing Knoll on various cultural institutions in Seattle. Richard, who is dressed like Barney Fife but isn't as manly, stops by their table to complain about seniors pulling pranks at the end of the school year. He's not about to let anyone get away with "senioritis" stunts like "TP-ing the library" while he's president. Knoll comments, "Nice uniform." Richard informs them that he "borrowed it from Security" and he thinks "it sends a message." Felicity agrees that it does indeed send a message. Richard's walkie-talkie crackles with a message that there's a problem in "sector four," so he leaves to provide "back-up." On his way out, he asks Felicity and Knoll to keep their eyes out for any suspicious behaviour. They assure him they'll let call him if they do. When he's gone, they burst into laughter. Felicity asks him why he and Ben are having so many problems. Knoll tries to put her off, but she won't let it go and wonders whether there's something she should know. He dodges her questions by getting up to go to his interview. He wishes her luck on her exam and she wishes him luck, too.
Ben is at the loft putting some books into his knapsack. The phone rings and he ignores it until he hears that it is Avery's roommate Samantha calling for him. He picks up the phone and says, "What happened? Are you serious?"
Ben walks into a hospital ward and is approached by Samantha. She states that she wouldn't have called him, but that Avery insisted. Samantha is wearing such a low-cut top that she could drop by the La Leche League's meeting elsewhere in the hospital and be quite at home. Ben mumbles that Samantha said that Avery's stomach was pumped, and asks what else happened. Samantha sneers, "I just think that if you had returned some of her phone calls, she wouldn't be here." Ben asks her to elaborate, and she tells him to talk to Avery. He walks in to find her in a hospital bed, looking as weak as a kitten. A man-eating tiger kitten.
Knoll and Felicity are on the roof of a building, presumably the loft. He's yelling and screaming because he got the job in Seattle. He's all, "It's a great day," and "The world's one big giant opportunity." I guess he's over his existential angst. Felicity says that she's happy for him. He rambles about doing something crazy to celebrate. She suggests "TP-ing the library" to make Richard crazy, but makes it clear that she's kidding. Knoll thinks she's "a genius," but she reminds him about the time she was caught breaking into the pool. He doesn't care that it's a dumb idea because he's been there for four years and he feels that he has to do "one stupid and idiotic thing" before he leaves. Hey Knoll, if you want to be all wild and crazy how about not doing something stupid and idiotic? Like, how about not leading Felicity on without telling her that you have a girlfriend named Hannah? How about not befriending Richard? How about not dumping Ruby? How about not marrying Gnatalie, a woman you barely know? How about not changing your name to Leon and putting blonde streaks in your hair? How about not stealing a fellow student's password and hacking into her email in order to stalk her? How about not being your usual stupid and idiotic and moronic self for once? Just once. That would be a departure from the norm for you. Somehow, he manages to talk Felicity into accompanying him on his most recent descent into insanity. They both become a little misty about the fact that he's moving away. I become a little misty because he doesn't decide to leap off the building as his one stupid and idiotic act.
Felicity and Knoll smuggle a number of toilet paper rolls into the library and stash them on a shelf. Felicity complains that the prank is stupid. Knoll agrees that it's stupid, but assures her that it will be fun. In a moment of exposition, Felicity -- who has been helping him prepare for the job interview -- asks, "Hey, I know you already told me, um, but what's this job in Seattle exactly?" For the benefit of the viewing audience, Knoll explains that "Quentin Fitzgerald, that computer billionaire...is starting a foundation for the arts and they're looking for a bunch of young graphic designers." That still doesn't explain what you'll be doing there, Knoll. She whispers that she'll miss him. Anyway, since he'll purportedly be "heading up the whole thing" he offers her a job as a co-ordinator to work with the artists. Before she can answer, he shushes her because they hear a security guard.
Back at the hospital, Avery sighs, "It was all a mistake. They did some blood tests and a mental status exam and they wanted to keep me overnight but I told them I'm fine. They said I could go home." Let me guess, the mistake is that you don't really have any blood and your status is that you're mental? Ben wants to know what happened and she tells him about being prescribed some pills, which sound very much like antidepressants, after she was shot. She says that she was doing "a lot better" until the night before when she felt "lost and confused." She took two pills, "but they didn't do anything, so [she] took two more." In the end, she didn't know how many she took. I'm no pharmaceutical expert like Molly, or anything, but, to my knowledge, most anti-anxiety medication must be taken regularly for a cumulative effect, and not taken as needed. Presumably, Avery would know this from the prescription directions, so why she thought taking a number of pills at once would work is beyond me, unless she really wanted to hurt herself. Ben asks whether she was trying to commit suicide. She denies it. Ben seems doubtful. I told you guys that she's freakin' Rasputin.
In the library, Felicity and Knoll fling rolls of toilet paper to an accompanying Brit-pop girl band tune. Oh, they frolic and cavort and use up their supply of hundreds more rolls than they brought in. When they run out the fire-exit door, Knoll exclaims that he feels much better.
At the loft, Sean and Meghan are getting ready for dinner. What time is it, midnight? If the library has been closed long enough for Felicity and Knoll to vandalize it, it must be well past the usual dinner-party hour. Meghan mentions that she has to check the ham, and Sean freaks out. I predicted that he should have discussed the menu with her. However, Meghan is kidding about the ham; she's actually cooked a chicken. There's a knock at the door, and Meghan answers it to find a youngish, attractive woman holding a bottle of wine. The woman introduces herself as Marissa Levin, the rabbi, to a stunned Meghan. Sean welcomes her with a hug. She takes a seat while Meghan speaks to Sean in the kitchen. It seems that Sean neglected to tell Meghan that his rabbi "looks like a Hooters girl," at least according to Meghan. For the record, she does not look at all like a Hooters girl. Sean is understandably annoyed by this description of his spiritual guide. Meghan intimates that Sean was only interested in studying with his rabbi because of her looks. He informs her that Rabbi Levin is a Talmudic scholar. Meghan thinks that Marissa looks like she could give a lap dance. Sean doesn't appreciate her comments and asks Meghan to give the rabbi a chance. Meghan wants proof or an ID that Marissa is indeed a rabbi.
In DeForrest's hotel room, Elena is pacing and worrying about the exam. He announces that they've both "rocked" the Bio section, and she sits down beside him and muses that it'll all be over in twenty-four hours. He proposes that they go to Coney Island after the exam. Elena raves, "I'm a fiend for roller coasters!" They gaze into each other's eyes and he moves in to kiss her. She pulls away, and he insists on leaving because he's embarrassed. She reminds him that it's his room. He tells her to keep the room and wishes her luck on the test. With a guilty look on her face, she watches him leave.
Dinner is in full swing at the loft and Sean is regaling his rabbi about his Christmas tree sales scheme. Meghan is barely containing her anger and annoyance. Marissa admits that she always wanted a Christmas tree when she was growing up. Sean admits that he did, too. Meghan mentions that she always had a tree, "not being Jewish." Marissa says that she always thought that Christmas celebrations looked like fun. Sean says that while they didn't have Christmas, they did have brisket. They reminisce for a few minutes about brisket and Sean remembers that his grandmother, Gaboom, always sang a certain song when she cooked. He starts singing, "Dye-dye, ehnoo, dye-dye, ehnoo" and Marissa joins in. Meghan stares at them in disbelief and asks, "Isn't it just beef?" in reference to the brisket, which pretty much takes the wind out of their sails. Sean confesses that he's nervous about the bar mitzvah, and Marissa puts her hand on his to reassure him. When Meghan sees this gesture, she throws down her bread roll and marches to the door. Sean asks why she's leaving, and she says she has to study and she doesn't want to break any more of their "intimate conversation." She slams her way out the door. I'm surprised that she didn't yell that the meal wasn't kosher as she left. I guess even Meghan isn't that much of an ignorant brat. Still, it is very childish of her to be jealous of Sean's rabbi.
At Epstein Bar, Avery thanks Ben for stopping there so that she may "calm [her] nerves" before going home. A server brings her a pot of tea. If she really wants to calm down, she'll add a shot of something boozy to it. It's not like it could hurt her. Avery whines about everything being "screwed up" since she went back to class, and that her friends are shallow. Ben reminds her that Samantha cares about her. Avery responds with a less than gracious "I guess." He suggests that Avery get some counselling and she replies, "I did that already, it didn't help." So get another therapist. It's not like you can't afford to go through fifty therapists until you find one you can work with. She stares into Ben's eyes and whispers, "I'm just lonely." So, get a pet. Ben glumly stares back.
Knoll and Felicity are walking down the street when she asks whether he was serious in offering her a job. He claims that he was very serious. She mentions that she and Ben haven't decided what they're going to do for the summer, but that she'll consider it. Suddenly, Felicity spies Ben and Avery getting into a taxi across the road. She stops and glares at them; Ben and Avery don't see Felicity or Knoll.
Ben is sitting in bed reading when Felicity comes in. He asks where she's been, and she tells him about TP-ing the library to celebrate Knoll's job. Ben is surprised, and laughs about the prank. Felicity lets it slip that Knoll has offered her a job and Ben comments that they haven't made their summer plans yet. Felicity coldly states that she hasn't accepted the job. He asks what the matter is with her and she tells him that she saw him with Avery. She says that while there may be a rational explanation for why they were together, she felt awful seeing him with Avery. He says he's sorry, but that there is an explanation, and he gives it to her. Felicity asks whether Avery is okay and he says she is, but that they weren't sure for a while that she would be. While Felicity "feels bad" for Avery, she doesn't like the fact that Avery "keeps showing up all the time." Ben says that he thinks that Avery is "done with that." He offers to go out into the living room to study so that he won't keep her awake, and she insists that he stay because she likes "having [him] here." They smile at each other.
Sean walks into Meghan's room and wants to know whether there was "a real problem last night." She denies that there was a problem. He says he knows that the bar mitzvah process is confusing. She claims that she isn't confused; in fact, the rabbi "really opened [her] eyes." Sean is heartened by that news until Meghan announces that she thinks he should be "with Rabbi Levin." He questions, "'With'? As in the biblical sense?" Meghan confirms that's what she means. Offended, Sean reminds her that they're talking about his rabbi. Meghan thinks they're kidding themselves because she's not Jewish and he's not Wiccan. She says he and the rabbi "have the same beliefs, the same interests, plus, [they] sing the same songs that have one-word lyrics." She admits that Marissa may not be the exact woman for him, but that he should be with someone like her because Meghan "can't do this anymore." She gets up and clomps out of the room.
At the library, the toilet paper is being removed as students wander around. Richard comes through the door and shouts, "Pranksters! I have ways of exposing you. You're not going to get away with this!" Then he asks someone walking in where she was last night. Better put your bullet in your gun, Deputy Fife. Oh, and call Ange and let him know what's up.
Felicity and Knoll are sitting in a booth at Epstein Bar. He incredulously asks, "Avery almost ODed?" Felicity replies that she knows now that Ben had a reason to be with Avery. Knoll says, "And that reason would be...?" Felicity shouts, "She was hospitalized!" He nods and says, "Right." She demands to know what it is that he wants to tell her. He denies that he's keeping anything from her; he says he's thinking about the library and how Richard will "freak." She doesn't think that Richard will "freak," and "besides, he can't do anything" because Knoll already has the job. I sense some major foreshadowing here. He wonders whether Felicity's told Ben about her possible job in Seattle. She mentions that they started to talk about it, but were distracted "by the whole Avery thing." He says, "Right," and she accuses him of still wanting to tell her something. He denies it yet again and she scrutinizes his face intently.
We get an overhead crane shot of people writing a test while the soundtrack plays some urgent test-writing music. DeForrest and some other people file out of the classroom. Elena comes out and chases after DeForrest to ask him how he did on the test. He answers, "Well, you know, there's always Johns Hopkins University. No MCAT score required for admission." Elena is sure he did "fine." DeForrest won't hear of it, and babbles about becoming a garbage man or maybe her receptionist when she's a famous doctor. He mumbles an apology about what happened in the hotel room. She insists that he saved her life. They say their goodbyes and he walks away. Yeah, as Wing Chun pointed out, he was in Good Burger, but he's still kind of cute.
Sean runs down the stairs in the loft on his way to the door. Ben stops him and hands him the coupons Knoll made for Felicity's break-up kit, demanding to know what they are. Sean explains that Knoll made them for Felicity to cheer her up while Ben was "gallivanting around Southampton." Ben denies that he was gallivanting. Sean says the coupons were "an arts and crafts thing." Ben mutters about the fact that the words "break-up kit" are on the back of the coupons as he goes to answer the door. Speak of the devil, it's Avery! She's holding a floral arrangement full of Birds of Paradise, Peace Lillies, Banksia, and other pricey flowers, which she hands to Ben. She's brought it to say thanks to him. He says that she doesn't have to thank him. Sean leaves, saying that he has to see "a rabbi about a thing." Uh, did he miss out on his bris as well as his bar mitzvah? Avery babytalks Ben into letting her hang out at the loft to study because she has so much work to do and can't stand to be alone. Ben sighs a lot and confesses to Avery that their involvement is making Felicity "very uncomfortable." Knoll comes in, stares at them with barely contained disgust, and grunts, "Huh. I'll give you guys some privacy." Ben excuses himself and follows Knoll to another room to ask him what he meant. Knoll whines that he was giving them privacy in case they wanted to "fool around some more." Ben claims that he doesn't know what Knoll is talking about, because they've never fooled around. He says he doesn't like being "responsible" for Avery. Knoll accuses him of being transparent, adding that Avery "is another damsel in distress saved by Ben." He wonders whether Ben only saves "beautiful women." Dude, have you seen Avery? I hardly think she qualifies as a "beautiful" woman. ["Or a 'woman,' for that matter." -- Wing Chun] Ben thinks that Knoll would love it if Avery "got between" him and Felicity. Knoll points out that Avery already has come between him and Felicity. Ben counters that Knoll is the only person coming between him and Felicity. Knoll maintains that he's only offering Felicity a great career opportunity in Seattle, but Ben thinks that isn't all he'll be offering in Seattle. Knoll thinks that if Felicity doesn't take the job, it'll be because "she wants to spend the summer with a guy who lies to her." Ben calls Knoll "a jealous little dick." He turns to walk out, and Knoll follows, claiming that he's not jealous of someone who would sleep with Avery and then tell Felicity that nothing happened.
Of course, who should be waiting in the living room with Avery, but Felicity. She asks Ben what Knoll is talking about. Ben replies that he has "no idea." Knoll yells at Avery that she said "something happened." Avery just stands there, not saying a word, and looking for all the world like she had nothing to do with this mess. Ben admits that Avery kissed him, but that it was only one kiss. Knoll blurts, "Good luck," and storms off. I don't know exactly whom he said that to, but it was a really snotty thing to say. In case I haven't said it for a while, I hate Knoll. Ben looks at his shoes. Avery grabs her stuff and sighs, "See you," before splitting. Felicity shakes her head and glares at Ben, who continues to study his feet.
After the commercials, we're back at the loft where we left off. Felicity demands to know why he didn't tell her that he kissed Avery. Ben clarifies that Avery kissed him. Felicity still wants to know why he didn't tell her about it. He answers that "it was a stupid kiss." He assures her that he wants to be with her and not Avery. Felicity asks "what the hell" Avery was doing there. Ben states that Avery just "showed up" and asks what he should have done. Felicity tells him that he should have said no and wonders why he can't say no to Avery. Ben retaliates with the break-up kit coupons and says that Knoll is still in love with Felicity. She gets angry and accuses him of changing the subject; she declares that she doesn't want him hanging around with Avery. Ben says he doesn't want her spending the summer with Knoll. They argue about Knoll and Avery, although Felicity doesn't think they are similar situations. Ben screams that Knoll is trying to break up Ben and Felicity. I imagine that Knoll is listening to them from the other room and rubbing his hands with glee when Felicity says she doesn't know what to do, and leaves.
At the girls' apartment, Molly wanders into the kitchen. She's got her hair mashed down and parted in the centre with two tight ponytails on either side of her head. She's channelling Elfi Schlagel circa 1974. Since Elena is busy scrubbing the fridge, Molly assumes that the test went badly. Elena declares that it went fine, and that she's working on the fridge because she's "a bigot." Molly doesn't know what she's talking about, so Elena explains that she thought DeForrest was all that and a bag of chips when she didn't know what he looked like. Since she's discovered that he's eaten all that and a bag of chips, it's the only reason they aren't dating. Molly opines that Elena can't help it if there isn't "any chemistry" between her and DeForrest. Elena gets a determined look on her face and closes the fridge. Molly stands there with a puzzled expression.
Richard watches some security videotapes and sees Knoll prancing about and throwing toilet paper. He mutters, "Mother of God, Knoll Crane. How could you stab me in the back like that?" Maybe you can get Goober and Gomer to rough him up behind Floyd's barbershop.
Sean is sitting on the sofa in the loft, eating a bowl of something. Meghan flounces in, looking like a carnival clown in a pink boa and a garishly coloured dress. She announces that she's there to pick up her stuff. Sean tells her that he saw his rabbi earlier, and that she had some good thoughts. Meghan snarks, "Did you say 'thoughts' or 'thongs'?" He warns her to have some respect because Marissa is a woman of God. Meghan just rolls her eyes. Sean mentions that Marissa suggested that he and Meghan enter couples therapy. Meghan is immediately opposed to the idea and they argue interminably, like they do in every single other episode. In the end, she grudgingly agrees to go to counselling. Whatever.
Elena arrives at DeForrest's place and bleats that he's great. He says, "Are you dumping me? Because I didn't know we were dating." She smiles at him and moves closer to give him what looks like a very awkward yet chaste kiss. She backs away and looks confused. He frowns and says that she didn't have to do that. She replies that she wanted to do it. He asks, "You wanted to, or you thought you should?" Elena declares that it wasn't a "pity kiss." DeForrest hastens to add that he didn't say the word "pity" even though he was thinking it. He says he doesn't want to be part of "an experiment" to see if she's attracted to him even though he's "so huge." Elena snipes, "I think you just called me shallow." He maintains that he didn't use "that word" either. Furthermore, he states that he's not interested in her kindness, and closes the door in her face.
At Dean & Deluca, Ben is behind the counter when Avery -- who is wearing another ugly, geometrically patterned top -- arrives. He ushers her to a table. She apologizes for the scene at the apartment with Knoll and Felicity, and hopes it didn't cause too much trouble for him. Again, she thanks him and wonders how many more times he'll save her life. Ben responds, "None." She gets weepy while he explains that he isn't going to be there for her anymore, and that she should accept her friends' support. He recommends that she go back into therapy, and reiterates that he's in love with Felicity. She whispers, "So I can't call you if I need you?" That's right, honey. Your dinners are well and truly frozen. Ben has slapped a "return to sender" label on you. Go slip on a banana peel in front of some other poor slob. He apologizes and goes back to work, leaving her to sob all alone. She gets up and leaves without looking back.
At the library, Felicity whispers to Knoll, "Hey, Ben thinks you're trying to break us up." I have no idea why she's even with this guy after the stunt he pulled at the loft. And I don't understand why she's smiling while talking to him. There's no way Knoll couldn't have heard her arguing with Ben about him. Knoll silently looks away and finally says, "I shouldn't say anything." She demands to know what he means, and whether that's what he's doing "with the whole Seattle thing." Knoll says he doesn't want to talk about it. She persists, and they stare at each other. He claims that he isn't trying to break up Felicity and Ben, but wonders whether she realizes how much they'll miss each other when he's in Seattle. She says she knows, but he contradicts her and says she hasn't thought it through because he's the one doing the moving. He blathers about depending on each other and all they've been through. She says, "I'm gonna miss you so much." He gazes into her eyes and then kisses her. She doesn't rush to pull away, but after it's over, she just looks at him like she can't believe he would do such an idiotic thing. Hey, that's one more thing I can put on his list of stupid and idiotic acts. He says, "Tell me you don't still have feelings for me, too." She just keeps staring at him, looking completely betrayed.