By Kim
Filler about the Six Degrees of DWTS. They highlight the mostly tenuous connections between the contestants. None of them are that interesting. Ricki bought a house from David Arquette. David's ex, Courteney Cox, did a movie with Chynna. Chynna and Chaz had playdates together as children. Those are the only connections that are somewhat legit. Well, Kristin used to date Brody Jenner, who is Rob's stepbrother. You get the idea. The rest are even more of a stretch.
week's theme is Movie Night, so the pro troupe is dancing to the theme from Gone With the Wind. It's pretty boring. I'd rather watch the movie, long as it is. I remember when I rented the VHS from the video store (ha ha remember when you rented VHS tapes, I am old) and it came on two cassettes. I spent like an entire day in my parents' basement, watching that movie. Oh, in other news, Julianne Hough is coming back to dance week, and not coincidentally, to promote her new movie, Footloose.
Brooke interviews Chaz, Kristin, Chynna, and David. What an odd hodgepodge of people who know their results and people who don't. Anyway, we learn that Cher is coming to sit in the audience week.
Estelle (who I admit I don't know, but she's won a Grammy) is on hand to sing "The Twist." And she brings out Chubby Checker, who I think has on pajama jeans. Those are some TIGHT jeans for an old dude. And he has a 'fro mullet that has got to be a wig. Right? That's a wig? Then they bring Len out on the dance floor and he does a really terrible version of the twist. Like he's all stiff and doesn't look like he's got any rhythm. That was the long-promised stunt where Len danced? THAT WAS IT? What a rip-off. He danced for like ten seconds, and it was terrible. I call bullshit.
Mary J. Blige performs again, and it's fine, but I have nothing to add. Then it's time for more results. Chynna was pleased to put her own lyrics into movement on the dance floor, and she was really pleased with her scores. During his roll-in package, David caught his daughter's eye while he waited to start dancing and smiled at her, and then afterwards, she said she was crying. He also hugs Courteney, who says he was amazing. You guys, I know David is dating someone new, but I keep rooting for those two to get back together. It could happen, right? Kristin was nervous because her ex-fiancé, Jay Cutler, was in the audience. When they cut to her waiting for her results, she looks a little pissed that her offhand comment made the clip package. Or maybe she's just nervous about the results. Hard to say. Chynna and David are safe, but Kristin is in jeopardy. So I guess she may have been right to be nervous.
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