By Kim
Last night, Kyle and Lacey were thrilled that the judges thought he was sexy, since that was their goal. Meanwhile, Kurt and Anna did a prayer before the dance and bickered afterwards, but in kind of a hilarious way. I love their partnership. Anyway, what's the deal with these two? Kurt and Anna are safe. Yay! I really think Kurt deserves to stay more than stupid Bristol. And Kyle and Lacey are in jeopardy, which Lacey finds hilarious. Look, she doesn't have to cry, but she could pretend she cares. I know I say that every week.
Taylor Swift is back, and instead of live dancers, they are showing highlights of all 200 episodes on a screen behind her. And Taylor is still flat. Can she not hear herself? She is really tall, though. So she's got that going for her, which is nice. I also just realized that she has almost no forehead. At the end of her song, Tom fake faints, and then they introduce the concept of the Instant Dance, which will take place week. They will know what kind of routine they are doing, but they won't find out their song until the night of the show. I hope Bristol doesn't have to do that. It will be awful. Then again, I was worried about her learning two routines, and that takes care of that problem.
Then there's a clip package about how stressful it is to be on the show. Here's a news flash: it's stressful.
The three couples already revealed to be in jeopardy are out on the stage. Is it time to tell us who's going home already? Anyway, just as a refresher, it's Kyle and Lacey, Rick and Cheryl, and Bristol and Mark. Brooke is going to tell us who is safe. And it is...Bristol and Mark. Mark nearly has a heart attack. They definitely thought they were going home. I think everyone else did as well.
Holy shit, Sean Young is doing Skating With the Stars? She is batshit crazy. And she's going to break a hip. This is going to be AWESOME.
Finally, we're back to find out who is going home. I'm just sad it's not Bristol. And going home is... Rick and Cheryl. Well, he wasn't that great. And he was starting to creep me out. Better that he leave now while I still have a good feeling about him. Len and Carrie Ann look stunned. As we watch Rick's clip package, all I can think about is how much better Cheryl looks than she did when the show started. I wish they had done biggest female dancer transformation, but I guess some might find that mean-spirited. I would vote for Cheryl. Anyway, goodbye Rick!
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