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6-23 2004.05.16 |
The Passion Of The Chris, Part II Big Gay Chris dies, and nothing else will ever matter again. Don't worry about me, though. I'll just be over here, sucking on a tailpipe in anticipation of a Chrisless seventh season. Bastards. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 6-23 Recap |
The Passion Of The Chris, Part II It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Part Two - Big Gay Chris dies, and nothing else will ever matter again. Don't worry about me, though. I'll just be over here, sucking on a tailpipe in anticipation of a Chrisless seventh season. Bastards. |
2004.05.16 2004.05.24 |
Demian |
| 6-22 Recap |
The Passion Of The Chris, Part I It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Part One - Phoebe and Raige head to The Bizarro World to rescue Big Gay Chris and the Dolt as Piper heads into labor. Snidely and his Bizarro doppelganger are behind it all, of course, and surprisingly enough, Snidely's Bizarro version is a hell of a lot more entertaining than he is. Where did this shockingly entertaining episode come from, and why couldn't we have had more like it during the season? |
2004.05.16 2004.05.22 |
Demian |
| 6-21 Recap |
Biting the hand that snatches food from their mouths Witch Wars - Krista Vernoff retreats from that Wonderfalls debacle to pen this hourlong screed against the reality television genre. Pity the episode was pummeled in the ratings by the Survivor finale. Irony! |
2004.05.09 2004.05.15 |
Demian |
| 6-20 Recap |
Schlong Day's Journey Into Raige A Wrong Day's Journey Into Right - Don't look at me. The sickos on the forums came up with what you see above. And by the way, if they're going to reference that particular O'Neill play in an episode title, would it have killed them to saddle Piper with a morphine addition? I can just see her wandering through Not!warts with her wedding dress, babbling, "That was in the winter of senior year. Then in the spring something happened to me. Yes, I remember. I fell in love with a gargoyle-faced dolt and was so happy for a time!" It would be beautiful, man. Sniff. |
2004.05.02 2004.05.08 |
Demian |
| 6-19 Recap |
Sex Is Like A Misdemeanor Crimes And Witch-Demeanors - Da more you miss, da meaner you get. No, it has absolutely nothing to do with this episode, but trust me: It's better this way. |
2004.04.25 2004.05.02 |
Demian |
| 6-18 Recap |
Chris Of The Spider Woman Spin City - Sooner or later you're certain to meet -- in [72virg=ins], the Manor, the street -- there's no place on earth you're likely to miss Big Chris. Sooner or later! The Presidio's Dolt's doom! Chris's red contacts flicker in the dark of the gloom! And the webbing will shake. And the son? He is pissed! Here comes Big Chris. |
2004.04.18 2004.04.24 |
Demian |
| 6-17 Recap |
"Pointless Filler Episode Number 128" Hyde School Reunion - Containing "Stock Character Number 32," "Stock Character Number 87," "Stock Character Number 146," "Stock Character Number 253," and "The Feebs." This show blows. |
2004.03.14 2004.03.21 |
Demian |
| 6-16 Recap |
Sex And The Single Dolt The Courtship Of Wyatt's Father - The Dolt quite literally nails Piper against a wall, so Big Gay Chris gets to stick around for a little while longer. With special guest appearances by yours truly, and several other familiar faces from the depths of Hell. Um. I mean, "TWoP Towers." |
2004.02.22 2004.02.28 |
Demian |
| 6-15 Recap |
Let's Play Master And Servant I Dream Of Phoebe - On second thought, let's not. A little too kinky, you know what I mean? Phoebe and Slampiece Buttfuck are transformed into genies who must acquiesce to the every whim of Big Gay Chris and special guest demon Saba Homayoon, respectively. The good news? Phoebe's thoroughly humiliated by Big Gay Chris. The even better news? Buttfuck and his mysterious and annoying problems with magic are outta here, permanently. |
2004.02.15 2004.02.21 |
Demian |
| 6-14 Recap |
The Headless, The Sweathogs, And America's Crotch The Legend Of Sleepy Halliwell - And if that headline doesn't scare you away from this one, none of the wicked foulness that follows possibly could. |
2004.02.08 2004.02.14 |
Demian |
| 6-13 Recap |
Mata Whori Used Karma - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to xtremesage for this episode's alternate title. Once again, the alternate title is the best thing about this whole mess, but let's keep that to ourselves, shall we? |
2004.01.25 2004.01.31 |
Demian |
| 6-12 Recap |
Eduardo Ver�stegui. Naked. Prince Charmed - That's all you really need to know. |
2004.01.18 2004.01.25 |
Demian |
| 6-11 Recap |
Hippie Bitches Witchstock - The Glam Gals head to 1967 for no good reason whatsoever, and slaughter Continuity on their way there. Meanwhile, The Mighty Spooge Demon plays mind games with Grams, Big Gay Chris, and the Dolt. As Grams is the only one of the three humans with a fully functioning brain, The Spooge wins. |
2004.01.11 2004.01.17 |
Demian |
| 6-10 Recap |
Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache Chris-Crossed - But I also got some spectacular Dolt abuse, so this episode earns an A. My husband finally gets an hour devoted to his backstory, and to no one's surprise, we discover that The Doltine Psycho's grown up to become a muscle-bound, power-mad sociopath who's destroyed both his family and the city that family's called home for generations. Rotten little son of a bitch. Erm. "Witch." |
2003.11.23 2003.11.30 |
Demian |
| 6-9 Recap |
Little Monsters Little Monsters - The Glamorous Ladies are flung into a tizzy of epic proportions when they find a half-Manticore infant buried in a pile of rags. After much furious debate and rampant bitchery, they decide to rescue the kid from his demonic relatives and reunite him with his human dad, played by the stunning Seth Peterson and his dewy eyes. Seth Peterson. Sigh. |
2003.11.16 2003.11.22 |
Demian |
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