Chains of Love
Free from the Chains
By Stee | Aired on 2011.09.03
John - So this is it, people. Six terrible episodes filled with skimpy swimsuits, desperate retooling, and production company-floated sex tapes, and still, nothing. I understand that Manimal will be remembered more in the annals of television than this show. Hell, Fox’s...RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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| 1-6 Recap |
Free from the ChainsJohn - I wouldn't want to equate my situation with some of the greater stories of being released from captivity, but with Chains of Love ending, I feel like kissing the UPN execs for only making me sit through six episodes. They ended with a doozy, bringing the sanest guy of the series on to be tempted by four of the biggest hos this side of Home Depot. |
2011.09.03
2001.05.23 |
C+ | Stee |
| 1-5 Recap |
Moron than offJenny - Chains of Love might be the most maddening show ever on television. It has driven numerous people out of my living room, and, if I'm not careful I'm afraid, out of my life. What is perhaps the most maddening thing about the show is the fact that it is maddening, because I'm afraid that means that on some level the show is affecting me, which is what "art" is supposed to do. Well, this episode is perhaps the most maddening yet, but with a surprisingly satisfying ending: a nice guy claims he isn't in it for the money, and his words come back to haunt him big time. And yes, I hate this show even more now. |
2011.06.25
2001.05.17 |
B | Stee |
| 1-4 Recap |
As Latin as my Aunt EthelTomas - Chains of Love does something smart by switching back to a four-girl/one-guy format. Chains of Love does many things wrong, especially casting; we get drunken psychos and abandonment-phobes and |
2011.04.16
2001.05.09 |
B | Stee |
| 1-3 Recap |
Success! Sorta.Jennifer - If Chains of Love can't succeed in pulling any ratings and giving UPN even a tiny slice of credibility after existing for years as a television ghetto, at least they can now boast that, at least according to the graphic at the end of the show, they have brought two people together. Small victories, people. Very small. |
2011.02.05
2001.05.02 |
B- | Stee |
| 1-2 Recap |
Blahs of BlahStephanie - Four guys. One girl. One recapper. One angry cat. Two naps. Four commercial breaks. Eight beers. Two crying sessions. One lone ratings point. One long recap. |
2010.11.27
2001.04.28 |
C+ | Stee |
| 1-1 Recap |
This Show Is The Weakest Link. Goodbye!Andy - Terrible. Awful. Hideous. Boring. Dull. Annoying. UPN's |
2010.09.18
2001.04.18 |
D | Stee |