The Spanish Inquisition

S15E08

All in all, Jillian's super-psyched to be in Spain because it is the perfect place to fall in love. Her first date is with Kiptyn. She thinks he might be out of her league. If he's willing to go on this show, I don't think she's got anything to worry about. She doesn't think he really cares about her that much, so she's hoping he'll show his true emotions. He interviews that he thinks he could fall in love with her. She brutalizes some Spanish. They hold hands and stroll through a cobblestone-paved park while they rehash her time with his family. He says after she left he told his sister that he would totally be ready to date her, but he's not ready to put a ring on it. Because he believes that this show is real and those proposals actually mean something, so he wants to wait until the timing is right. She reiterates that she's on this show to get engaged. Period. She says that there's a lot more time before the end... oh god. I can't even pay attention to the rest of this conversation. A lot more time before the end? I thought we were almost done. When does Daniel come back?

She composes herself and says that just because Kiptyn isn't on bended knee, she's not going to write him off completely. That would ruin their preplanned date, after all. They head off for flamenco lessons. It involves a lot of booty shaking. Then they perform on a stage, complete with costumes. Kiptyn looks ridiculous in insanely tight pants and he goofs around but looks like he's in pain. He says that it wasn't sexy. I'm also ninety percent positive that he calls her Jen, but maybe he just rushed Jillian? I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he actually knows her name because I think those pants might have cut off the circulation to his brain. Jillian thinks they had a fun, natural flirty date.

That night they head out on their date, and she again reiterates that she wants to get married. They hop on a moped (or scooter? I'm afraid I don't actually know the difference.) He drives them into the curb while parking at the restaurant. I'm immediately grossed out as they discuss the tight pants and the subject turns to his penis. I only wish that I were kidding. He says that he was worried because they hadn't even had the kid conversation yet. Jillian pounces on that little morsel. He wants kids, so does she. Riveting television. They eat escargot and she shares her limited knowledge of slugs. Neither of them shoots it across the room a la Pretty Woman. Now she starts asking about his ex-girlfriends and whatnot. She says it is because he reminds her of her father. Not in a gross way, but he thinks he's too generous and sweet and might be too much of a softie. He says that he can express his opinions when he needs to. I think I'd rather go back to the disgusting penis conversation. A little note comes to the dinner table. It's the key to the fantasy suite. She doesn't think she's ready to spend the night with somebody yet. Instead she invites him back to her place to cuddle. Now she's prudish? Not last season when she was hot-tubbing with Jason? He says he was excited about the fantasy suite and would have said yes, but he respects her decision. He's clearly disappointed that they aren't hooking up. They make out and roll around on the bed, but don't stay overnight.