It's go-see week! The girls are broken up into teams of two and actually put behind the wheel of a car, with only a map to guide them. This seems like a terrible idea, but nobody is dead by the episode's end, so I guess it's a success. There are five possible casting directors for the girls to meet with, and they must return to the Wilhelmina offices by 4 p.m. You know how that goes. The teams are: Jennifer and Erin; Brittany and Kara; Sundai and Rae; and Nicole and Laura. Kara is glad that she's not with Nicole, because she's a total hater and thinks Nicole has the social graces of a fetus. The girls see clothing designers Trina Turk and Rozay Nichols, jewelry designer Neil Lane, and also have to read a script for a commercial at advertising agency Wongdoody. Hilarity ensues when Laura tries out her "hood rat" accent. She also has no idea how to work a parking meter. The editors showed great restraint in not playing the theme to The Beverly Hillbillies at any point. Because Rae drives like a grandma, she and Sundai don't make it back to Wilhelmina in time and are disqualified from the competition. They also get a talking to from Sean Patterson of Wilhelmina, who banishes them from the room as the other girls get their critique. Erin is modelesque but timid, Kara is universally acknowledged to be scruffy and greasy-haired, and Nicole has a beautiful face but lacks energy. But who needs energy when you're going to be surrounded by other girls who haven't eaten in three weeks? Nicole wins! She gets a piece from each go-see designer, and a role in a TV commercial. Laura seems relatively nice about this but the other girls -- particularly Kara -- continue to hate, with unusually strong venom.
The photo shoot for the week has the girls posing with martial arts weapons while up in the air. They are harnessed to a wire and are outfitted as quasi-Japanese warrior princesses, and three of their photos are composited into the final photo to make one fluid action sequence. Nicole is up first, and seems quite comfortable wielding a sword. She does great, and totally makes up for her misfire of a performance last week. Erin, Jennifer and Laura all do quite well, too. Brittany is particularly uncoordinated on the wire, but her film turns out great. Karma has a beef with mean girl Kara, and she stinks it up. Rae falls flat, and Jay calls Sundai "abysmal." What's also abysmal is that all of the girls have bumps and bruises in the crotch from the harness. At panel, Nicole gets the best photo of the week with Laura coming in a close second. Kara and Sundai are in the bottom two, with Kara being eliminated and doomed to forever be known as "that hateful greasy haired sheep castrator from Nicole's season whose exit thunder was totally stolen by Brittany's randomly blurred boob."
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Previously: The girls collaborated on an "expressive" dance challenge where they were masked, and all looked 100% more attractive. As if having to do interpretive dance wasn't punishment enough, they were also forced to go to Vegas where they encountered a giant Canadian tie-dye snail mime and a ringmaster who looked like an even more undead Mr. Jay. Ashley had no fire and so got the boot. Eight bitches remain!
We enter with the girls in their giant limo, on the way home from panel. Laura and Sundai talk about how they'd like to see their actual best photos from the Cirque du Soleil shoot, as opposed to the still-good photo that was chosen because they had to cater to the worst model in the three-person shot. Sundai is particularly happy to know that it was Erin and Nicole who were the weak links in her shot. Not so happy about this is Nicole. We flash back to Tyra telling Nicole, who was nestled in the crotch of a Cirque acrobat, that she lost her magic. That's because Cirque acrobats get all their magic via a head-to-crotch transmission. Nicole was putting herself in danger of losing her powers without even knowing it! She's also worried that the judges think she has no personality. Technically, they just think she has the personality of a weird stoner. Where would they get that idea? Nicole is ready to prove that she's more than just a Bloody Eyeball anecdote.
Meanwhile Kara, who is scarfing down snacks and totally has crumbs on her face (or...wait, is that a mole?), speaks with her mouth full (gah) and tells the others that she's casting for America's Top Model: The Musical. Er, no comment. Rae auditions for the role of Laura, and sings in a Southern accent about making pinto beans and eating collard greens. Excellent food-related rhyme! Rae also sings, as Laura, that her boyfriend works on the railroad. All the livelong day? Is this a true fact? There's then a very bizarre interview with Laura, in which she has either been crying a whole bunch or got very drunk after having a bad chemical peel. She says in either drunk or distraught voice with her shiny red face that even though people see her as a small town girl, she's been out of the small town a whole bunch. Okay, then. I guess this has been our weekly reminder that Laura's a hopeless hick.
Tyra Mail! "How driven are you? We'll find out tomorrow. Love, Tyra." Laura, whose extreme happiness all these weeks possibly has just been inebriation, screams that they'll be driving bumper cars. Rae tells us that the girls are very confused, but have deduced that there must be a hidden meaning in this Tyra Mail. Meanwhile, Kara thinks that everyone should just vote Nicole off the island. Apparently, some others agree. Rae pipes in and says that Nicole doesn't simply have a lack of social skills, she has a lack of feeling and soul. They kind of make her sound like a sociopath. Kara adds that Nicole has the social graces of a fetus. This is my cue to jump in and add that I have always thought Leonardo DiCaprio looks like a fetus. It has nothing to do with the matter at hand, but I always like to run that one by people to see if they agree. Anyhoo, these girls are haters. Kara interviews that Nicole is like a monotone robot, and to boot she's really excelling in the competition and doing quite a bit better than Kara herself. Maybe it's because she's actually attractive and doesn't have a Simpsons mouth. Kara really bugs me.
The day, the girls wake up early and head back to Wilhelmina, where they meet up with Sean Patterson, the smarmy president of the company. He tells them that it's go-see day! Laura says that she's very excited, because this is unlike anything that people in her area do. But, she says, she likes an adventure. And really... do people in any city or town typically partake in go-sees? Maybe tomorrow on my lunch break I'll just head down to Karl Lagerfeld's shop and get my Polaroid taken. So drunk. Sean introduces the girls to Lauren Shiohama, who's had a whole bunch of campaigns and is only 5'7". So pretty. So wooden. Lauren tells the girls that there are lots of opportunities in Los Angeles, particularly for petite models. She adds that in addition to setting up go-sees with designers, they also have a reading set up with a world-renowned advertising agency. Oh, and here is where the "driven" part comes in. The girls will be broken up into teams of two, and will have to get around in L.A. using a car and an old-school map. No GPS for these fools. Much like addressing envelopes, I don't think that the ability to read a map is taught in schools anymore, so these ladies are in for a world of hurt. Sean tells the girls that they can go to the go-sees in any order, but they have to meet him back at Wilhelmina's offices at 4:00 p.m. And you all know what happens to the bitches who get back to the office late. The teams are as such: Jennifer and Erin; Brittany and Kara; Sundai and Rae; and Nicole and Laura. They grab their portfolios, maps, and car keys, and are sent into the wild.
The girls have four hours total, and Brittany and Kara race into their car. Kara notes that Brittany is very competitive, so she makes a good partner. Laura drives while Nicole tries her hand at map-reading, and notes that she was pretty scared to drive in L.A. traffic, which is a lot more intimidating than what you'd find on the Dogpatch Expressway. She notes that if she puts a few dents and scratches into her own car (Pinto? El Camino? Whatever the Dukes of Hazzard drove?) it's okay, but banging up their nice rental is a whole different story. Rae and Sundai decide to go to the furthest location first, and as they pull out -- obeying the speed limit all the while -- Brittany and Kara speed past them. Brittany and Kara make it to designer Neil Lane first, with Rae and Sundai behind them. The latter team is thus forced to wait, while the clock ticks down valuable seconds. Neil Lane is a jewelry designer, and Kara is unsure how that will affect the go-see. As it turns out, Kara doesn't have pierced ears, which Mr. Lane notes is pretty much a disastrous thing. Did she not have a Piercing Pagoda in her local mall? At least Laura probably took a lighter to Grandma Wanda Sue's sewing needle and took care of that business her own self. Neil can't believe that Kara doesn't have pierced ears, and tells us that he wouldn't book her for a campaign. However, he thinks that Brittany is very glamorous and would definitely use her for a campaign.
Jennifer and Erin go first to designer Rozae Nichols. Erin tells us that she was nervous, since she's not that good with new people. Or old people. Just people, really. Rozae thinks that Erin needs to work on her confidence, but adds that she'd be perfect for a look book. Jennifer tells Rozae that she likes drama, and to bring out emotions in her photos. What Jennifer brings out in Rozae is mild distaste, as Rozae tells us that Jennifer is a very pretty girl, but her beauty is betrayed by too much makeup. Rozae would not book Jennifer. Sundai and Rae head into Neil Lane, and Sundai gives a big gasp when she learns that she's wearing about a half-million dollars worth of jewelry. She's not as comfortable with jewelry as Neil Lane would like, and he wouldn't book her. Basically, he can smell the foster home on her. Neil also isn't sure about Rae, and says that he doesn't know if she could carry off his jewelry on the runway.
With two hours and forty-five minutes left, Laura and Nicole head to Wongdoody, an ad agency. Tracy Wong (where's the doody?), the Chairman of Wongdoody -- and seriously, Wongdoody? -- tells her that today they'll be casting a promo for an on-air TV show. Copywriter Gerard Seifert asks Nicole to read as naturally as she can. Nicole wears hot nerd glasses and reads the promo, and Tracy, Gerard, and the miscellaneous woman who's with them all agree that she has a great look and they like her. Gerard says that she could probably book TV. Then there's Laura. Gerard asks her if she can do any accents aside from Southern, and Laura chirps, "I can do hoodrat." Yes, you heard her right. Laura can do hoodrat. Even if she's drunk, this is wrong. She goes for it, and sounds vaguely Filipino. She has a lot of hood-like gesticulations, though, since hoodrats are so known for their flailing arms. Gerard simply says, "That was... an accent." Not looking good.
Meanwhile, Rae is a total grandma driver. Sundai interviews that this is L.A. People are going to be rude to you, so there's no need to be nice. I actually love this philosophy and think I will try to live by it in all ways. Thank you, Sundai! Meanwhile, Brittany and Kara make it to Wongdoody. Brittany does a terrible British accent, and Gerard says that she was robotic and cold -- the exact same qualities that the others accuse Nicole of having! The folks at Wongdoody can see peoples' inner essences through the magic of accent reading. The random woman at Wongdoody, who we finally learn is Skyler Mattson, Director of Client Partnerships, tells us that Kara was not well put together, and in fact had greasy hair. That is gross, but unsurprising.
We then shift to The Adventures of Laura and Nicole parking a car. Apparently, neither of them has parked a car before. I'm guessing they mean parallel park, since otherwise they'd just have to jump out of the driver's seat of a moving car whenever they got to a destination. In Laura's case I wouldn't be surprise, but Nicole seems more cosmopolitan than that. Laura has also never used a parking meter, and has no idea where to put her coins. Nicole helps her out with that, and Laura interviews that they don't even have parking meters where she's at in Kentucky. There's just a big patch of primordial ooze at the town center where you park for free. The two finally get their quarters in and head up to walk for Rozae Nichols. Rozae thinks that Laura is very cute and edgy, but we never hear her actually say that she'd book her. However, she does specifically say that she'd book Nicole, who she thinks is beautiful, for a collection.
Jennifer and Erin make it to see Trina Turk. She tells them that she's casting for a photo shoot as opposed to a runway show, so they have to get some pictures taken by photographer Jonathan Skow. Trina says that Jennifer is a cute girl, and was very free in front of the camera. We don't actually hear what Trina says about Erin, but Erin herself tells us that Trina and Jonathan were very complimentary, and she thinks she booked the campaign. Meanwhile, Sundai and Grandma Rae -- who's driving slow as molasses anyway -- get lost. Sundai confessionalizes that it's not fair that she got stuck with the geriatric driver, and adds that it's basically the worst day ever. With this, we head to commercials.
When we return, there is an hour and forty minutes left and Sundai and Rae have made it to Wongdoody. Rae does the only accent she knows -- Minnesotan -- and is sure she's offended everyone in the entire state. Sundai, meanwhile, is told to act really shy. Skyler says that Sundai is very limited in what she can give them, so they could only book her for a very specific job calling for what she can offer. We're never told exactly what it is that Sundai can offer, but I'm sure it has something to do with orphans. Nicole and Laura head to Trina Turk, where they run into Kara and Brittany and ask for directions to the store. Brittany gives them no help, which Kara seems to find a little mean and Laura and Nicole find needlessly bitchy. They finally find the store, and Jonathan totally tells Nicole to put some emotion in her eyes but not to smile. Yes, he totally wants her to smize. Sigh. Brittany and Kara make it to Rozae Nichols, and Rozae confirms the opinions of the other designers that Kara is a little scruffy. Rozae says that she could clean up her look a little bit -- i.e., take advantage of the miracle of indoor plumbing once in a while. Rozae isn't sure that she'd book Kara. And then Brittany commits a huge faux pas by putting her hooker shoes on Rozae's table. Rozae instantly takes them and puts them on the floor, and tells us that this was very rude. She adds, "It's not the kind of shoe I'd like to see near the collection." Fail. Who does that? In all fairness, though, Rozae seems kind of crazy.
Laura and Nicole are driving with about 40 minutes to go, and decide to head back to Wilhelmina. The other girls are of similar mindsets. However, despite Rae's misgivings, Sundai pushes them to try to make it to a third go-see before going back. Bad news! Remember what your forebearers have taught you! Nicole and Laura make it back first, while Erin and Jennifer are stuck in traffic and Jennifer resorts to praying. If it didn't work on the eye, it's probably of no real consequence here. Sundai and Rae make it to Trina Turk. Trina tells us that they were initially concerned that Sundai was too small, but she looked great on camera. Rae was very comfortable in front of the camera and kept moving, which impressed Trina. A successful go-see, but an ultimate fail. Kara and Brittany make it back to Wilhelmina, and Jennifer and Erin scurry and make it back with one minute to spare. Jennifer attributes it to the Lord, even though she's not that religious. I guess He does work in mysterious ways. Sundai and Rae are stuck in traffic and know they're screwed. They finally make it back at about 4:15 p.m. and know that they're in for an ass-whooping from Sean.
Indeed, Sean calls all the ladies together and announces that two of them did not meet the qualifications of the challenge. He makes Rae and Sundai raise their hands, and then asks them what happened. Rae explains that they had to wait at the first go-see, and likely goes on with some boring drivel from there that we are not privy to. Sean notes that showing up late can do irreparable damage to a model's career, and asks if they know how much money is lost if a model shows up late to a booking. He says that he doesn't have the time to deal with them right now, and doesn't even want them in the room, then tells them to go wait in the lobby. Sundai tells us that she was straight embarrassed, and she and Rae sulk out of the room.
With the riff-raff out of the way, Sean gives the rest of the girls their feedback from the designers. Jennifer is very sweet and the liveliest of the bunch, but wears too much eye makeup. Sean tells her to think about that, because presentation is everything and you have one chance to make the sale. Of yourself. It's creepy that he used the term sale, right? Laura has a very cute and fresh look, however she showed little range in her commercial casting. Brittany was gorgeous on camera, but robotic. Kara has a very strong walk, but is a bit too scruffy. Kara interviews that scruffy is usually a term she reserves for homeless dogs on the street. For people, she usually uses gentler terms such as "personality of a fetus." Erin has a very good walk, but is a bit too timid. Nicole has a perfectly sculpted face, but lacks energy in front of the camera. Sean announces that the winner of this challenge will get a piece from each of today's designers, including diamond earrings from Neil Lane, as well as a role in a nationally televised commercial. And the winner is... Nicole! Ha! Suck it, fetus haters! Nicole is thrilled, particularly on the heels of her subpar performance last week.
When the girls return home, they are greeted by Nicole's loot. Laura interviews, "Since Nicole hasn't won nothin' I guess it's a little bit fair." There's clearly more to this statement, but it's cut off before we learn what it is. Laura does, however, go on to say that she hopes she might be able to borrow a dress since she drove Nicole's skinny butt around all day. Nicole confessionalizes that she's very low-key and Laura's very sweet, so the other girls underestimated them. To wit, Erin watches Nicole put on one of her new dresses and says, "They might have just wanted you to win." Those grapes are tart! Nicole responds that no, she earned it. Good for her. Sundai, meanwhile, confessionalizes that Nicole winning is the dumbest thing she ever heard in her friggin' life. She doesn't understand how. She sits on the couch with fellow loser Kara and they bitch about Nicole, and how terrible she must have been on the commercial read. They do a robotic stoner toothpaste ad, then cackle at their own minimal cleverness. Kara, meanwhile, vows in the confessional to channel her anger at Nicole into winning the photo shoot, thus kicking Nicole's ass. When she's asked at panel what her inspiration was, she's going to reply, "Nicole. I hate her." Good plan. Commercials.
When we return, there is Tyra Mail. "Float like a butterfly, pose like me. The competition's getting so fierce... Y'all could use a secret weapon. Love, Tyra." The girls all think that they'll be modeling wares from Victoria's Secret and are quite excited about it. Maybe they'll be modeling the VS business attire, which always cracks me up. Unless your business is a plot point on The Young and the Restless, don't. No matter how good you think it looks in the catalogue. The girls head to a building that is decked out, Laura tells us, with "martial arts crap." Jay runs out wielding two swords, like he has finally just had enough. Sadly, Miss J. and Tyra are nowhere in sight, so the blades remain unbloodied. Jay tells the girls that today they're literally going to have to fight to keep their place in the competition. Well, not literally, actually, and certainly not against each other. Rather, they're going to be working with martial arts weapons. While on a wire! In the air! Crouching Tiger style! Nicole tells us that she's nervous about this acrobatic assignment.
Jay notes that the girls are whiny jerks during a normal shoot, complaining about numb feet and the like, and being on a wire is ten times harder. Their photo shoot will be divided into two parts: half on the ground, and half suspended in the air by the harness. They'll then composite three poses (1.5 poses for each half of the shoot) into one fluid action sequence. The best thing about this spiel is that it's totally voiced over by Jay, and plays over footage of his back where he's obviously saying something completely different. The girls will get a chance to train on the harness, and Jay tells them to use that time to find their core strength and dynamic poses, because that's what they should bring to set. The girls head to hair and makeup, where they meet hair and makeup artist Frank Wirnsberger and wardrobe assistant Peter Osegueda. Jennifer tells us that they'll be dressed like warrior princesses in Japanese-inspired outfits. Laura tells us how uncomfortable the harness is which, she notes, is definitely a negative. She says it in her adorably drunk way, which makes definite negatives seem not all that bad after all.
Nicole is up first, and gets to choose her weapon. Jay notes that all of the weapons have different levels of difficulty. Do you get points for difficulty, like an Olympic gymnast? Because if not, I think you should go with something easy. So does Nicole, and she takes a simple sword. She tells us that she thought she'd have a better variety of poses available with one hand free. Martial arts instructor Deborah Chen teaches Nicole some sword moves. Nicole then goes up on the wires, and interviews that the harness was horrible. She says that her skin was oozing out of the sides. As she has no fat, this is probably the case. The harness is also giving her crotch-burn, which is to be expected. Now she'll have a firecrotch to compete with the best of them. As she lays flat in the air, Deborah tells Nicole that she might feel uncomfortable, but she looks bitchin'. That's totally radical, dude. Once Nicole has had enough practice, Jay introduces her to photographer Patricia Von Ah. That is the most bitchin' last name ever. Von Ah! Nicole does her shot on the ground first, and gets into character. She looks awesome. Once she's airbound she continues to do a great job. Jay tells us that she's at the top of her game this week, and that she makes you believe that she's both a martial artist and a dynamic model. Suck on that, haters: part deux.
Jennifer is up , and chooses weapons that have both hooking and stabbing apparatuses. Where do you get those things? I'd like to have one around, just in case I need it someday. Jay loves Jennifer, and gives her tons of praise on her shoot. Because she sort of looks like she has a ninja robotic eye, and that's fierce. Erin is , and Jay tells us that she worked it and was dynamic, all while looking like a magical flying elf. She's such a pill, but she looks great. Laura has "Get In Shape, Girl!" nunchucks, which she says will make her look long, lean and pretty. Indeed, they work for her on the ground, but she has some problems in the air. Once she gets it figured out, though, she's golden, and Jay gives her props for taking on one of the most difficult weapons. And can I just step back for a minute and ask what the fuck was up with "Get In Shape Girl"? You want to get in shape, girl? Join a softball team. No sneaker pom-poms required.
Backstage, Nicole tells Kara, who's in the makeup chair, that when she has smoky eyes her eyes look burnt. Okay, so maybe she does have the social graces of a fetus. Or maybe it's a warning. Kara laughs in her face, and once again complains about how well Nicole is doing. She says that if Nicole is doing well in this competition, that she's obviously going to suck, because she's nothing like Nicole. Nicole again says that Kara looks like her face got burnt to a crisp. Sundai just blinks rapidly, says "wow," and makes a mental note to remove all matches from the house. Kara is with the sword, and tells us that she doesn't care for weapons at all. Except when they're used to cut off sheep testicles. Kara's performance is a bit messy, and Jay calls her out on not listening to Deborah's weapons instruction. He tells her that the grace is in those movements. Up in the air, Kara tells us that whatever she did wasn't going to look good. That's the attitude. Jay reiterates that her performance was weak.
up is Brittany, who looks especially awkward on the wire. Jay tell us that she was the most uncoordinated girl of the day and moved like a floppy fish. However, on film she looked brilliant -- strong and dynamic. She blew Jay off his seat, which I think is a familiar feeling to him. Rae is up , and Jay notes that she's a beautiful person who lights up a room. However, Rae can't project that light onto film. At least not while hanging by her crotch and wielding an ancient weapon. Pity, that. Sundai is and wants double swords. Jay says that there's nothing graceful about her on-the-ground performance. Sundai reiterates how hard it was to perform in the air, and appears to flounder. Jay tells us that her performance was abysmal and like remedial modeling. Short bus! This is not where she should be at this point in the competition. With that, the shoot is over, and no blood was spilt. Darn.
Back at the house, the girls compare harness wounds. It's bad news. Sundai tells us that she's nervous about panel, since in addition to her photo shoot being a mess she also got eliminated from the go-see challenge for being late. With a worried look on her face, we head to commercials.
When we return, it's panel time! There are prizes, there are judges. Supermodel Jessica White is the guest judge. There is no mention of her being short. Jennifer is up first, and Nigel says that her shot -- which contains three poses composited together -- is fantastic and shows power and invigoration. His one complaint is that she shrunk her body a little bit. However, Jessica doesn't think she needs to look all that tall in the photos, since they're about movement. Miss J. agrees. Rae is . Nigel tells her that he sees motion and movement in her photo, but it's not fluid. Tyra tells her that her poses are more modelesque, while Jennifer looked like a character in a movie. It's a mediocre performance. Erin is and Tyra loves her airbound central picture in particular. She has a great body pose, and her face is relaxed. Nigel says that she was a bit awkward with the weapons, but it caused her to get a different -- and good -- look of confusion on her face. These are some of his favorite pictures of her.
Nicole looks more like a model than any of the other girls, according to Jessica, who deems Nicole as her "absolutely favorite." Stay in school, kids! Tyra likes that Nicole is giving them "fighter," but "model" is in front of "fighter." She's a model that's doing a fighting photo shoot, in other words. Miss J. likes Nicole a lot, but notes that in person she comes across as dry and melancholy. Tyra says that, from week to week, Laura shocks and amazes her. Nigel agrees, saying that you don't see model when you look at her in person, but she's a model in her photographs. Also, she's just awesome and delightful. Sundai has no variety. Erin is the most model-like according to Nigel, but she has personality and communication issues. The judges then have a round of smizing, just to remind us again that smizing exists. With that, they have reached a decision.
Eight shorties stand before Tyra, but she only has seven photos in her hands. And the first photo, which is the best picture of the week, goes to Nicole! Kara swallows a greasy hairball. Laura is called , followed by Brittany. Tyra notes with a shocked expression that Brittany's top is cut awfully low. Brittany kind of pulls it together and laughs as Tyra says that if she wore that shirt it would be like pornography. That's the benefit of having no boobs! Erin is called , followed by Jennifer and Rae. This leaves Kara and Sundai in the bottom two. When Kara first came into the competition, Tyra and the Jays were in awe of her special face. She started off strong, but from week to week to week she became less invested in the competition, and seems like someone who is lost and doesn't know how to be found. Well, if you knew how to be found you wouldn't really be lost, would you? I would say that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but I've been watching this show for way too long to be able to talk in such absolutes. And then there's Sundai. The judges see her as a very teeny underdog. She is stuck in a three-quarter face in her photos, and it's important as a model to be versatile. So who stays? Sundai does. She looks so rough right now that one can hardly believe it, and frankly seems kind of sad to be staying.
Kara cries as Tyra tells her that when she entered the competition, she thought she was top three material. She asks Kara if she thinks she gave up this week. Kara just bawls in reply. Tyra tells her to push, focus and want it. And then -- ha! This elegant soliloquy is interrupted with a lingering shot of Brittany, whose non-cleavage is blurred! There is totally no nip slip there, and she wasn't blurred until Tyra mentioned something about her top being so low. Sorry, Kara, even Brittany's non-boobs are more interesting than you. Kara heads to the house to pack and tells us that she's disappointed in herself. She hopes that she's still able to "do modeling" but now it doesn't feel like a viable option. She asks what the point is of even coming on this competition if she was just going to leave in the middle of it and not win. The point is to show the world that you're a mean girl, I guess. She wishes that she'd stayed in Costa Rica. That makes three million of us. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
week: commercials, and model meltdowns!
Potes never got to be airbound in a harness in her high school production of Peter Pan, and is still bitter about it. You can commiserate at potesypotes@gmail.com.