The zombie attack cliffhanger from last week is resolved surprisingly quickly this week (a good thing, I think), as Zoe turns into a Robert Rodriguez character and takes a chainsaw to the majority of them before it stalls and she discovers she has a new power: Immobilizing voodoo zombies and the witches who made them -- with her mind. After her defeat, even Marie Laveau admits that they "have some real power in that house." I think we've found our new Supreme.
We're treated to a horrifying Madam LaLaurie flashback in which we see more of her perpetrating unspeakable cruelty to not only her slaves, but her three daughters as well. In the present, LaLaurie begs for forgiveness from one of her zombie daughters, but since the dead don't forgive, she ends up having to kill her to keep her from eating Queenie. Best friends forever, those two.
After the attack, the Council returns to investigate yet another incident going down on Fiona's watch. Fed up, Fiona enlists Queenie to help her frame Myrtle for throwing acid on Cordelia's face, and it works unbelievably well. Myrtle crumbles under the pressure of being accused of anything, and Pimbrooke and Quentin immediately sentence her to death by fire. Myrtle just… accepts this fate? That storyline was pretty incoherent, but it's all for nothing anyway, because after Myrtle is burned at the stake Misty Day stops by and brings her crispy critter witch self back to life. Not a particularly well-crafted way to bring her into Fiona's world, but I'll take Misty Day any way I can get her.
Speaking of the acid on Cordelia's face, she is not only disfigured now, she's also blind, as the acid burned through her optic nerve. Her murderous cheating husband Hank runs to her side and sincerely tells her he loves her, but when he takes her hand, she can see flashes of him having all that animalistic sex with Kaylie last week. She doesn't see him murdering her, though, which is arguably the more pertinent part of that story. Oh well.
As for Fiona, she takes about 100 pills per second this episode and is pretty much high the entire time, but she has this new plan where she is trying to convince Queenie that she is the Supreme, for reasons unknown. Queenie, the only one with a bigger bullshit detector than Fiona, just accepts this help as genuine. What is wrong with everybody this week? LaLaurie and Spalding are the only ones acting normal and they're the biggest freaks on TV.
Mindy Monez is jealous of Misty Day's boots. Please tell her where to buy them @garnisheater.