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4-1 2005.03.02 |
Normal Is Boring Have a baby, an incurable disease, a checkered past, or unusually high levels of testosterone? Then you, too, can be America's Next Top Model! |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 4-1 Recap |
Normal Is Boring The Girl Who Was a Lady Kat. Reow! - Have a baby, an incurable disease, a checkered past, or unusually high levels of testosterone? Then you, too, can be America's Next Top Model! |
2005.03.02 2005.03.08 |
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What The Divas Are Doing Now What The Divas Are Doing Now - We'll tell you in one sentence what the so-called divas of Season 3 are doing now: scratching their asses and scraping the last remnants out of their one complimentary tube of Cover Girl Wetslicks. That doesn't make for a very interesting special, though, so we have been given this pack of lies instead. |
2005.03.01 2005.03.05 |
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| 3-12 Recap |
Viva La Diva! The Girl Who Wins It All - In your tall bitches' face! In your tall bitches' face! |
2004.12.15 2004.12.21 |
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| 3-11 Recap |
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye - Or so Eva and Ann have learned. Luckily for us viewers, what is considerably less hard is watching Ann finally get sent packing. |
2004.12.08 2004.12.14 |
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| 3-10 Recap |
Tea And No Sympathy The Girl The Lionesses Are Hunting - Noooooo! The higher powers at ANTM succeed in their bid to remove the last genuinely likable person on the show. And there's lots and lots about tea. |
2004.12.01 2004.12.06 |
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You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again The Girl Who Goes Ballistic - There's something vaguely familiar about this episode... Oh yes! Everything. |
2004.11.24 2004.12.01 |
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| 3-9 Recap |
Turning Japanese The Girls Meet Taye Diggs - There are no pictures! There are no pictures! There's umeboshi and Campbell's commercials. We want a doctor to look at Tyra and explain why she got rid of Nicole. |
2004.11.17 2004.11.22 |
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| 3-8 Recap |
Along Came A Spider The Girl Who Is Panic Stricken - The itsy, bitsy spider crawled on the model's face. Yaya was an ass with a lack of class and grace. Eva freaked out, but in the end she made it through. So say goodbye, Toccara, BBBW. |
2004.11.10 2004.11.15 |
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| 3-7 Recap |
Don't You Mean, "The Girl Whose Thighs Were Twenty-Nine Inches Around"? The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes - Hey everybody, what's worse than being bulimic? That's right: being fat! |
2004.11.03 2004.11.09 |
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| 3-6 Recap |
Smells Like Cupcakes The Girl Who Mutilated The Precious Brownies - Oh, Kelle. You tried and tried, and still you sucked. But with every episode you became a little blacker and, perhaps not coincidentally, increasingly more lovable. It's too bad that your final moments were overshadowed by someone putting her fingers in someone else's brownies. So long, my little Snoutley Monkeykins, and good luck recovering the precious remnants of your self-esteem. |
2004.10.27 2004.11.02 |
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| 3-5 Recap |
This Episode Was Brought To You By The Letter "F" The Girl Who Cries When She Looks In The Mirror - We are phinally phree of phoolish Jennipher as phate's phickle phortune phinishes her phor good. |
2004.10.20 2004.10.26 |
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| 3-4 Recap |
Sherlock Homely The Girl Who Sets A Trap - Call out the search dogs. Amanda lost her freakin' crystals. |
2004.10.13 2004.10.18 |
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| 3-3 Recap |
Shut Up, Amanda The Girl Everyone Thinks Is A Backstabber - Makeovers! Amanda gets blonde extensions, which enable her inner hag to shine through. Cassie has an eating disorder, or else she doesn't, depending on when you ask her. The girls are made to do a beauty shot sans makeup (an ironic twist for an episode practically coated in Cover Girl), which gives Janice a lot to work with. Tyra lets her biases shine through. Julie gets the axe. And just when you think you've had enough, there's Danilo. |
2004.10.06 2004.10.09 |
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| 3-2 Recap |
If You Wanna Go On And Be Funky... The Girl Who Is Co-Dependent - ...don't say you look like a monkey. For the love of God, don't. |
2004.09.29 2004.10.05 |
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| 3-1 Recap |
Dancer In The Snark The Girl With The Secret - Emotional breakthroughs, blindness, beer in the weave. The bar doesn't get any higher than this. |
2004.09.22 2004.09.27 |
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