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5-21 2002.05.20 |
Bygones Ally leaves the firm because Maddie is having health problems. Richard and Liza tie the knot. Renee, Georgia, and the ghost of Billy return to say goodbye to Ally. John gives Ally a necklace made from metal salvaged from the World Trade Center, and a book on anthrax, wrapped in a singed sheet of office paper that blew over to Brooklyn on September 11. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 5-21 Recap |
Bygones Bygones - Ally leaves the firm because Maddie is having health problems. Richard and Liza tie the knot. Renee, Georgia, and the ghost of Billy return to say goodbye to Ally. John gives Ally a necklace made from metal salvaged from the World Trade Center, and a book on anthrax, wrapped in a singed sheet of office paper that blew over to Brooklyn on September 11. |
2002.05.20 2002.05.22 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-20 Recap |
Double Indemnity, Dammit All Of Me - Kyra Sedgwick stars as a woman with a dual personality -- a cold, careerist side, and a docile, obedient-wife side. Her husband wants to medicate her to be docile all the time. This plot outrages Alex Richmond. So glad the show is canceled! Plus, Ally celebrates her thirty-second year on earth, and wears really bad outfits. |
2002.05.13 2002.05.15 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-19 Recap |
Kiss This Show Goodbye: All Sweetness And No Sorrow What I'll Never Do For Love - Elaine gives great audition (and excellent casting couch follow-up) for a touring production of A Chorus Line. Richard's father is sued for sexual harassment; Richard and Liza take the case and get closer. No Ally this week. Yay! |
2002.05.06 2002.05.07 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-18 Recap |
Ally and Victor Bite the Dust Another One Bites the Dust - Are you surprised? Are you bummed? Do you care? Three episodes to go, woo! |
2002.04.29 2002.05.03 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-17 Recap |
Hang Down Your Head and Cry Tom Dooley - Heather Locklear is married to two dudes, and is hot for John Cage. She likes mariachis. And Lara Flynn Boyle. No, really. Christina Ricci joins the firm, and Ally is, like, not in this episode at all. Only four more episodes after this -- woo! |
2002.04.22 2002.04.27 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-16 Recap |
Love is All Around Love is All Around - Christina Ricci and Matthew Perry guest-star on the hiatus-breaking two-hour train wreck. They both play lawyers. Gasp. Ally and Victor finally do it. |
2002.04.15 2002.04.16 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-15 Recap |
The Heart of an Artichoke Heart and Soul - A girl needs a heart transplant, and the best donor is her incarcerated dad, who was jailed for murdering her mom. Plus, Ally and Jon Bon Jovi don't date, not because a lawyer dating a plumber would be scandalous and "dating down," oh nooo. Maddie? Smokes. But she doesn't like it, much. |
2002.03.04 2002.03.08 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-14 Recap |
Do We Share the Same McDNA? Homecoming - Oh, shut up, Dame Edna. Harmonize with this. Plus, Ally and Maddie are really egg donor and...uh, egg donee. Sniff! Or something. Plus, Victor gets it on with an old lady, who has confused him with the love of her life, Vincent. |
2002.02.25 2002.03.01 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-13 Recap |
Accept It: This Show Sucks Woman - Ally and Jon Bon Jovi do not kiss, Dame Edna does not win her wrongful termination suit, and Jenny and Glenn do not keep their jobs at Cage, Fish and McBeal. |
2002.02.18 2002.02.19 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-12 Recap |
Ally's a Mom, John Is Gone The New Day - When John leaves the firm again, Richard asks Ally to become a partner. She learns he's been paying salaries out of his own pocket. Ally -- happy to take on her mommy role -- is shocked but willing to take on the extra office responsibilities, as long as she can still leave at five. Corretta represents an associate fired from her job because she has AIDS. |
2002.02.11 2002.02.12 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-11 Recap |
Are You My Ally McMommy? A Kick in the Head - Ally has a daughter now. The daughter gets to live with Ally, her mommy, in Ally's new house. Yeah. |
2002.02.04 2002.02.05 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-10 Recap |
A Hundred Yawns A Hundred Tears - This one hundredth episode of suck is about Ally, her day-dream-iness, and a client who believe he can fly. Also, Nell Carter returns as the matchmaker, working on Corretta, Richard, Elaine, Jon Bon Jovi, and the Biscuit. |
2002.01.21 2002.01.23 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-9 Recap |
Blowin' in the Wind Blowin' in the Wind - French Stewart plays a squinty, faintly smiling, delusional man. Also: Jon Bon Jovi! |
2002.01.14 2002.01.16 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-8 Recap |
Gimme A Break! I Sure Deserve It! Playing With Matches - Kimmy Bishop sues her matchmaker -- Nell Carter -- for deeming her "unmatchable." Jenny and Ally try to sabotage Jenny's mother's marriage. And Ally? Ice-skates. With the help of a double. Oh, and there's also Mariah Carey in a blink-and-you'll-miss-her role. |
2002.01.07 2002.01.08 |
Alex Richmond |
| 5-7 Recap |
Christmas: Now More Than Ever Nine One One - Ally consoles a minister who's become agnostic; John fights for a town to have its Christmas parade. Because now more than ever, we need this, and if we don't, the whatevers will have already blah. |
2001.12.10 2001.12.11 |
Alex Richmond |
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