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3-10 2003.12.07 |
You Give Me Fever Well, Will certainly gave Syd sumpin', but it sure as hell is hotter than a fever. In fact, it involved something resembling a condom and a generous amount of vodka. In other news, Penis Head's dead. And Sloane got him that way. Jack instructs Vaughn to leave his little girl alone, and Syd heads off to Wisconsin to do a little boot-knockin' with her old buddy Will. They also go on an assignment to recover something from Graz or something, and Sark shows up just long enough to get his ass kicked while Will takes a page out of the Spy Daddy operations book and shoves a knife into Francinator's chest. I really hope she stays dead this time. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 3-10 Recap |
You Give Me Fever Remnants - Well, Will certainly gave Syd sumpin', but it sure as hell is hotter than a fever. In fact, it involved something resembling a condom and a generous amount of vodka. In other news, Penis Head's dead. And Sloane got him that way. Jack instructs Vaughn to leave his little girl alone, and Syd heads off to Wisconsin to do a little boot-knockin' with her old buddy Will. They also go on an assignment to recover something from Graz or something, and Sark shows up just long enough to get his ass kicked while Will takes a page out of the Spy Daddy operations book and shoves a knife into Francinator's chest. I really hope she stays dead this time. |
2003.12.07 2003.12.13 |
Regina |
| 3-9 Recap |
Dream On Conscious - Hey, remember when you saw the promos for this episode and you totally thought you'd find out what in the hell Syd was doing during the Lost Years? And how David Cronenberg was somehow involved? And how Syd kicked Lauren's ass? And how there was the promise of some hot lip action going on between Syd and Vaughn? Yeah. At least the last three parts came true. |
2003.11.30 2003.12.05 |
Regina |
| 3-8 Recap |
Papa, Can You Hear Me? Breaking Point - Yes he can, Sydney. And he's coming to git ya. Syd's being held by the NSC, and Spy Daddy drafts Shaft to go in and get her. Sloane takes a bullet for Jack, and Jack extracts it in his makeshift operating room, saving Sloane's life. Lauren earns her name back by helping Vaughn and Spy Daddy get Syd out of prison. Pruitt Taylor Vince shows up just long enough to creep all of us out with his googly eyes. |
2003.11.23 2003.12.01 |
Regina |
| 3-7 Recap |
Hell Hath No Fury Prelude - Like a Killjoy scorned. Man, this episode rules. We have ass-kicking in China, Vaughn threatening Jack in Hell-Lay, Spy Daddy murdering Chavez y Chavez in Mexico, and Syd making her scary tube-and-blood dreams a reality right in the heart of Rome. It's one hell of a fine ride in this roller coaster of an episode. And it's about goddamn time, too. Welcome back, Alias! |
2003.11.09 2003.11.15 |
Regina |
| 3-6 Recap |
The Bitch Is Back The Nemesis - That's right. Francinator's back, and she's got something of a bone to pick with Sydney. Unfortunately, we have to deal with some sideline plot about a missile-detecting device and a guy with reconstructive surgery before we can get to the Worst Girl Fight Ever. There's some naked Sark and some Spy Sexual Tension, and we get a bad explanation for the OmniAccent along the way, but the only thing we learn about the Lost Years is.well.nothing, actually. Man, that really sucks. |
2003.11.02 2003.11.07 |
Regina |
| 3-5 Recap |
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd Repercussions - And four's a damn party! Vaughn's in the hospital for a bit, recovering from his Syd-inflicted stab wound. Killjoy threatens Syd with transferal, only to recant her threat twenty-four hours later after a car chase with Syd changes her mind and turns her anger to well-formed girl love. Sloane joins the crew as a double agent with Djimon Hounsou in his pocket. Mmmm.Djimon Hounsou. Glad he's around, because Soymoan? Gone, baby. Gone. Yes, I'm crying. Shut UP. |
2003.10.26 2003.11.01 |
Regina |
| 3-4 Recap |
Missing? I'll tell you what's missing. A Missing Link - An episode that sucks is what's missing. For the first time this season, JJ and crew came up with a plot that involved Justin Theroux, Syd diving nineteen floors into a pool without being pulverized, Super Bad Spy Daddy, Elephant marital spats, angry pregnant women, Satan Sloane, a Vaughn stabbing, and the tiniest bit of Sark action. And Justin Theroux. Shirtless. Vaughn who? |
2003.10.19 2003.10.25 |
Regina |
| 3-3 Recap |
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. Reunion - Really. No, really. The only thing interesting that happened in this episode was that part where Michael Vartan took his shirt off. Everything else was just blah blah blah satellite, blah blah blah I hate your ex-girlfriend and blah blah blah wait, did I just blink and miss Victor Garber? I've had more fun watching lint grow in my bellybutton. |
2003.10.12 2003.10.17 |
Regina |
| 3-2 Recap |
Sharon! This episode sucked! Succession - No, I'm not kidding. This episode blew. So, Syd went to a porn theatre and discovered a severed head. Big deal. Then Sark had to be traded for some German dude. Yeah. Yawn. Then Syd had to dress up in a black bob and a necktie in order to nab some other German dude. I have NO idea what the purpose of this episode was, other than to annoy and irritate me. Julio? Drinks all around. We have to deal with this in a fully inebriated manner. With straws! |
2003.10.05 2003.10.10 |
Regina |
| 3-1 Recap |
Mr. Sandman, bring me a clue The Two - Shhh. Sydney's sleeping. Oh, wait. No she's not. She's awake, and she's mad as HELL. Vaughn's married, Dixon's in charge, Spy Daddy's in prison, and Spy Barbie has a scar on her stomach the size of a Frisbee. Nothing's what it was in the season opener of Alias. |
2003.09.28 2003.10.03 |
Regina |
| 2-22 Recap |
Tell Her About It The Telling - Or tell him about it. Or tell ANYONE about it. But just, like, TELL someone, Sloane! See, Sloane puts together this Rambaldi machine called "The Telling," and he's all smug and philosophical about it, but remarkably tight-lipped about what it actually is. All we can surmise is that must be pretty fucking powerful because, by the end, Syd wakes up in Hong Kong, Francinator's dead, Vaughn's married, and Syd's been missing for two years. Yeah. I need a nap. |
2003.05.04 2003.05.12 |
Regina |
| Extra |
I know what turns Bradley Cooper on. The Bradley Cooper Interview, Part Deux - And you don't. Oh, okay, you will too once you read the second half of the Bradley interview. But only I know what he sounds like on the phone. So there. |
2003.05.01 2003.05.01 |
Regina |
| 2-21 Recap |
Double Your Francie, Double Your Fun Second Double - This episode's all about the Will Frame. And the Raunchy Spy Sex. And the Frightening Francinator. And Satan Sloane offering to partner up again with Spy Daddy (can you say Ho!Yay!). And Sydney reclaiming her title as the Worst Spy Ever. And some other stuff. But mostly, it's about fifty-nine minutes, give or take a few commercials, and it's only the first half of a two-parter. Now go away and leave me alone. |
2003.05.04 2003.05.11 |
Regina |
| Extra |
Bradley Cooper is my new best friend The Bradley Cooper Interview - Okay. Not really. But he's so cool that you'll wish he was your best friend too. And not in the stalkerish way. Take a break, grab a cocktail, and find out about the time that Bradley and Michael Vartan engaged in a big-ass swordfight on the back lot over the affections of one Jennifer Garner. Really. I mean it. I'm not kidding. Why are you laughing? Shut up. |
2003.04.27 2003.04.27 |
Regina |
| 2-20 Recap |
Right. "Countdown." When's the damn finale? Countdown - Do you care? I mean, really, do you? Do you care what this damn episode's about? No. You don't. It's really just a placeholder 'til the finale, isn't it? Yeah. There's a Holocaust Heart and Dixon pops some pills and Marshall gets a girlfriend. Is this season over YET? |
2003.04.27 2003.05.04 |
Regina |
| 2-19 Recap |
Ding Dong, Mrs. Dixon's Dead Endgame - Or is she? Actually, judging by the big-ass bomb that blew her car to kingdom come, I'd say, yeah, she's pretty much a goner. Wife of Slater reveals herself to be an undercover Russian agent, Slater reveals himself to be an undercover NSA agent, and Vaughn just reveals himself. In his boxer shorts. WITH NO SHIRT. Did I mention the "no shirt" part? Because that's really the most important part of the show. |
2003.03.30 2003.04.06 |
Regina |
| 2-18 Recap |
Truly, Madly, Deeply Truth Takes Time - Might as well add "dumbly" to the end of that list. So Irina and Sloane are in cahoots, and they're after some genetic database. Syd and the CIA are on their tails, but since they practically take out a full-page ad in Variety about their mission to capture the whole Sloane crew, Irina and Sark get away once again. This escape leads to a showdown at Sloane's Tuscan Villa of Evasion and the untimely death-by-sniper-shot of Auntie Em. And this time? She STAYS dead, dammit. |
2003.03.16 2003.03.23 |
Regina |
| 2-17 Recap |
Darkness Falls A Dark Turn - And it falls fast and thick and with almost no basis for explanation. Irina and Jack fall into an op together in an effort to nab the elusive Sloane. Then they fall back into a Panama hotel bed together in an effort to rekindle the toaster fires of days gone by. Unfortunately, this momentary lapse in concentration allows Irina to fall back into her old ways and betray both Jack and the CIA by hooking up with Sloane in the eleventh hour, handing him the mysterious Rambaldi manuscript. In an entirely unrelated subplot, Vaughn falls victim to revenge and winds up investigating Irina on his own, thereby prompting Syd to question his loyalty to the CIA. I fall into a swimming pool of grain alcohol and thank my lucky stars that Owen is an expert lifeguard. |
2003.03.02 2003.03.09 |
Regina |
| 2-16 Recap |
The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire! Firebomb - Or it would be if all the people in this episode who go up in flames were closer to the ceiling. Sloane's Rambaldi device is a whole lot of power in an ugly art package. But that's not really the point of this episode. The point is...wait a minute...I know I had it for a second there...dammit. I really should stop picking my nose with a knitting needle. So, really, there's no point to this episode. Except that Sloane's a very bad man. And he's fond of bad Afghan art. And Syd's mad that she hasn't caught him yet. And Francinator's bugs were found. And she's a very bad woman. Oh, and seeing people burst into flames is never, EVER fun. |
2003.02.23 2003.03.02 |
Regina |
| 2-15 Recap |
It's called Alias, not Ford Focus's Alias A Free Agent - The central theme of this episode seems to be that Ford Motors loves Alias, but it loves its Focus more. Thankfully, before the blatant product placement at the end of the show, we're treated to some sweet and tender After Spy Sex, a fleeting glimpse of Spy Mommy, a blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance by Will, a few fabulous shots of Sark and his leather jacket, another demonstration of the badness that is Francinator, and a visit from the original bad boy himself, Christian Slater. All in all, a fabulous ep. But if I have to suffer through one more fucking Randy Newman-scored Ford commercial, I'm going to head up to the Motor City and do some serious damage to some of next year's models. Seriously. |
2003.02.09 2003.02.16 |
Regina |
| 2-14 Recap |
Let's Get It Awwwwn Double Agent - I suppose I could bore you with the details of this episode -- the cloning, the Ethan Hawke(s), the Francinator and her evil ways, the Olivia D'Abo and her perkiness, the addition of a bland blonde, the criminal non-appearance of Sark and Will and Spy Mommy. But what would be the point? All we really care about is the Spy Sex. And the Spy Sex. And did I mention the Spy Sex? AND MORE SPY SEX! |
2003.02.02 2003.02.08 |
Regina |
| 2-13 Recap |
The Long Kiss Goodnight Phase One - In an effort to gain a wider audience, J.J. and Company bring us "A New Beginning." This basically means that J.J. blows the entire plot to hell and brings us the long-awaited Kiss. Yeah. That's right. Syd and Vaughn finally put their lips together and blow. Along the way, there's some hot and nasty lingerie, some serious plot pushing, the unveiling of the new and improved Foolio, and a guest appearance by our favorite replicant, Rutger Hauer. |
2003.01.26 2003.02.02 |
Regina |
| 2-12 Recap |
Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on. The Getaway - There's a gyroscope. And a mission. And the witch hunt. And Face Doneaway. And a non-dead Auntie Em. But you know what? None of that matters. Not really. Because Syd and Vaughn move one step closer to actual physical contact that doesn't involve rolling around on the ground and dodging bullets. France. Wine. Candles. Attempted assassination by a couple of Face's goons. Sigh. It's all so romantic. |
2003.01.12 2003.01.19 |
Regina |
| 2-11 Recap |
Bring Me A Higher Love! A Higher Echelon - Or just bring me a higher writing staff, because, dudes? Wow. If they weren't high when they wrote it, then they were high when they filmed it. And I wish I'd been high when I watched it. Luckily, I was high when I recapped it. Plot? Um. Yeah. Something about a computer program and Marshall being kidnapped and Jack being in deep shit with the Iguana Face and the sparks! Oooh! Look at the sparks! Pretty pretty. |
2003.01.05 2003.01.12 |
Regina |
| 2-10 Recap |
The Abduction The Abduction - Syd and Sark go on a mission, and then Syd and Marshall have to go on a mission. Yes, Marshall. Who gets kidnapped. I know. I can't talk about it, I'm so worried. |
2002.12.15 2002.12.17 |
Kim |
| 2-9 Recap |
National Lampoon's Kashmiri Vacation The Passage, Part Two - True, no one ends up in an Italian porno flick, but as family holidays go, this one sucks ass. |
2002.12.08 2002.12.11 |
Wing Chun |
| 2-8 Recap |
If Music Be The Food Of Love The Passage, Part One - Then the music director must be fucking STARVING. It's an episode full of barely declared love, undeclared nuclear weapons, and declarations of hatred barely disguised as lust. Vaughn shows up only long enough to illustrate his love for Sydney in a broken watch, Syd shows up only long enough to kick some ass in a morgue and argue with Sarkie, Sarkie shows up only long enough to piss off Sloane, Sloane shows up only long enough to receive his dead wife's finger in a box, and Jack and Irina show up only long enough to make all of us wish for a little Spy Daddy-on-Spy Mommy carnal action. And the music sucks. Did I mention that? |
2002.12.01 2002.12.09 |
Regina |
| 2-7 Recap |
Who? What? Where? Whyeeeeee? The Counteragent - There's a whole lot of "why" going on in this episode. Namely because there's a whole lot of plot development going on that requires a healthy dose of "whateverthefuck" just to get through. On a more positive note, Vaughn and Syd come thisclose to uttering the "L" word when Syd saves Vaughn's life. There's also Will's stupid educational test subplot, Mama Hari's Advice For Chickenshit Lovers, and Sloane's untimely demise at the hands of a kimono-clad Syd. But all we really care about is the loooooove stuff... |
2002.11.17 2002.11.25 |
Regina |
| 2-6 Recap |
Doctor, Doctor, Gimme The News! Salvation - I got a bad case of an antibody-based virus that vaguely resembles Ebola to get through! Syd's dispatched, along with her explosives-loving father, to Geneva in order to retrieve some precious info about some virus that Irina & Company were developing as a potential bio-weapon. Will and Vaughn continue their male bonding over a little off-the-books employment, which, we can all assume, will lead to them discussing Syd's ass over a couple of Sierra Nevadas in the near future. Most importantly, however, is Syd's near-declaration of lurve to Vaughn as his impending death by fingernail-bleeding approaches. |
2002.11.10 2002.11.17 |
Regina |
| 2-5 Recap |
One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four The Indicator - Syd was raised to be a spy and trusts her dad no more. See how I worked in the childhood rhyme thing? But it's too difficult to keep up and I'm basically lazy so, you know, moving on...Syd goes to Budapest and comes across sixteen next-gen weapons, which just happen to be children who are trained as spies, which eventually leads to her discovery that her father actually trained HER to be a spy. In other news, NAKED SLOANE. Yes, the "ew" is implied. |
2002.11.03 2002.11.11 |
Regina |
| 2-4 Recap |
If it ain't broke, Spy Daddy will BLOW IT UP. Dead Drop - Ah, to be young and hip and death-defying and the child of parents who simply can't work it out and resort to subterfuge and psychological warfare and blowing up buildings to win their kid's affections. There's a map and Moscow and Sark and sexual tension, but deep down, it's really all about the major malfunction known as "The Spy Family." |
2002.10.20 2002.10.27 |
Regina |
| 2-3 Recap |
Careless Memories Cipher - Oh, wow, Syd. You have to deal with shoving a CIA circuit board into a rocket, speeding your way through an exploding air duct, a mother who may or may not actually love you, two men who both dig your chili, a distant-but-caring father, and a sub-glacially stored music box, AND you're being force-fed the memory of you being cast as "the turkey who would be spared" in your first grade Thanksgiving play? Oh, Lord, honey. You should just set fire to the universe right now. |
2002.10.13 2002.10.20 |
Regina |
| 2-2 Recap |
Tuck Everlasting Trust Me - Did you know that Sydney and her mother both tuck their hair behind their ears? In the same way? On the same side? At the same time? In unison? With the same expression on their faces? Well, in case you didn't know that, you're given plenty of opportunities to learn in this episode. Sydney is forced into a difficult position when she nabs a blackmail disk but ignores some valuable Spy Mommy advice. Both Vaughn and Syd are forced to screw up their courage to face Spy Mommy full-on. The audience is forced to listen to the whiny warbling of one Bob Dylan. What did we do to deserve this? |
2002.10.06 2002.10.14 |
Regina |
| 2-1 Recap |
Who's a Bad Mama Jamma? The Enemy Walks In - Lena Olin's a bad mama jamma, that's who! That's right. Spy Mommy has arrived and she is smokin'! Syd gets shot within the first five minutes, indicating that the rest of the show will be highly unpredictable and exciting. And it is. If, of course, you leave out the first twenty minutes of regurgitation and annoyance. But Lena Olin makes it all better. Ahhhh, Lena. Sometimes I wish I were a heterosexual male... |
2002.09.29 2002.10.06 |
Regina |
| 1-22 Recap |
"Almost thirty hours" is more like it Almost Thirty Years - That's how long it took for me to write this damn thing. At least, it felt like thirty hours. Of course, it could be all the drugs I'm on at the moment. And not the fun kind. Well, that is, they're not fun until you start MIXING them. Sigh. I love Robitussin. And Nyquil. And Sudafed. And TheraFlu. And my elephant slippers. And my Aveda candle. And my mommy. What happened on the show? I dunno. I was too busy fondling my PS2 and emptying my head of vast amounts of snot. Oh, Vaughn's dead. That's important, right? |
2002.05.12 2002.05.19 |
Regina |
| 1-21 Recap |
The Paris Death Match Rendezvous - In what has been called "THE BEST EPISODE EVER," Sark gets captured by SD-6 and force-fed a nice bottle of red. Syd and Dix travel to Paris in order to apprehend Khasinau and his cache of Rambaldi invisible-ink pages. Dixon develops a sixth sense that, instead of making him see dead people, makes him catch wind of Sydney's true identity. Auntie Em catches a reprieve from The Alliance, only to discover that her cancer? Not so bad. Oh, and Willage? TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF. Slurp. Sigh. |
2002.05.05 2002.05.12 |
Regina |
| 1-20 Recap |
Solution! We Don't Need No Stinkin' Solution! The Solution - Right. So, Spitzy Saliva-Pants is dead. Long live Spitzy Saliva-Pants. Spy Barbie mopes around, wondering why every man she has sex with has to die. Francie's discovery of an infestation of rats somehow triggers Sydney's brilliant plan to snare Kasineau with a fake copy of the Rambaldi liquid. Willage gets another call from Deep Throat, this time informing him that it was Spy Daddy who kidnapped his sorry ass. What's "the solution" you ask? Drink as much vodka as possible until you no longer find Will attractive. Trust me. It works. |
2002.04.21 2002.04.29 |
Regina |
| 1-19 Recap |
Bucky the Snowman Snowman - Know what? Bucky's a bad guy. Know what else? Syd finally gets a glimpse of what her Russian bitch of a mother was all about. Know what else? Spy Daddy's still hauling around a load of baggage that could fill the cargo bay of a 747. Know what else? Bucky finally puts that enormous set of front teeth to good use and bites the big one. |
2002.04.14 2002.04.21 |
Regina |
| 1-18 Recap |
Phantom of the Spy Opera Masquerade - Masks and missing mommies, lusts and lame plot contrivances, buck teeth and bullshit -- this episode's got 'em all. Syd's on the hunt for Spy Mommy, Peter Berg makes an appearance as Syd's snaggletoothed ex-lover, and Spy Daddy hits the afternoon sauce. And the panties? They're flyin', baby! Flyin'! |
2002.04.07 2002.04.14 |
Regina |
| 1-17 Recap |
D�j� Vu To A Kill Q & A - Regina went to Paris, and all we got was this lousy clip show. |
2002.03.17 2002.03.20 |
Shack |
| 1-16 Recap |
Sydney The Destructor The Prophecy - Remember that page with Sydney's face on it? Well, that's not ALL that's on it, apparently. Syd's got the goods that prove her to be some sort of prophesized destructor of the planet or something. She tries to clear her name by breaking into the Vatican, but God's not fond of people who burglarize his places of worship so, you know, she's screwed. There's some miniature side plot about "The Man" and how Sloane wants him dead but, really, we're all too interested in how J. J. Abrams is suddenly turning into Chris Carter over here. |
2002.03.10 2002.03.17 |
Regina |
| 1-15 Recap |
When Good Sketches Go Bad Page 47 - Syd nabs the Rambaldi manuscript right out from underneath Ewan Deux's snout, Lois Lame gets his sorry snooping ass kidnapped, Vaughn tells Sydney she's real purty, and Amy Irving makes an appearance as Sloane's long-suffering wife. In other news, the CIA drips that perfume crap from the SD-6 vault all over the infamous Page 47 and reveals a billion-year-old sketch of Sydney's angelic visage. Regina calls out for Thai food and a lobotomy. |
2002.03.03 2002.03.10 |
Regina |
| 1-14 Recap |
Vegas, baby! VEGAS! The Coup - You ALWAYS double down on eleven. Unfortunately, there's precious little time for Syd and Dix to gamble on this trip to Vegas. It's all about getting a ring from some guy and trying to figure out just who in the hell "The Man" really is. Willage Idiot continues on his quest for ultimate stupidity. Francie continues on her quest to marry a lying, cheating, scum-sucking pig. Spy Daddy continues on his quest to repair the bridges of love between him and his daughter. Vaughn continues on his quest to make Sydney his lurve slave. |
2002.02.24 2002.03.02 |
Regina |
| 1-13 Recap |
The Box, Part Two The Box, Part Two - After a brief hiatus, Tarantino and his crew of mercenaries return to torture us some more with bad dialogue and overwrought scenes of violence. Spy Daddy saves the day. Again. Willage Idiot is a waste of space. Again. Shovelhead is a motormouth. Again. And Sydney kicks some butt. Again. |
2002.02.10 2002.02.17 |
Regina |
| 1-12 Recap |
The Box, Part One The Box, Part One - Everyone's favorite pop culture enthusiast, Quentin Tarantino, makes an appearance as a rogue terrorist with an agenda. His agenda, unfortunately, involves taking out the entirety of SD-6, including our favorite supporting characters, Dixon and Marshall. Syd has to put her feelings about the whole "Mommy is a KGB operative" situation aside and combine wits with Spy Daddy in order to save SD-6 from impending doom. Will just waffles around, debating whether or not he should pursue this SD-6 story that he's so curious about. Will? Shut up and go buy a comb, okay? |
2002.01.20 2002.01.23 |
Regina |
| 1-11 Recap |
The Confession The Confession - Sydney starts to feel closer to her father, only to have her original suspicions about his working for the KGB confirmed. She has a mini-nervous breakdown about turning him in, only to discover that she mistrusted the wrong parent all along. |
2002.01.06 2002.01.13 |
Manimal |
| 1-10 Recap |
Spirit Spirit - Jack comes to Sydney's rescue. Will sleeps with Jennie and investigates SD-6; we know he's going to botch both. Sloane sends Jack to kill Hassan, but Jack ends up getting caught. Sydney tries to rescue Jack, but -- surprise, surprise -- ends up bungling things. |
2001.12.16 2001.12.23 |
Manimal |
| 1-9 Recap |
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa - Sydney flies all over the world to steal money from a former SD-6 ally. Sloane's convinced she's not the mole, despite Carl Dryer's opinions. Meanwhile, Will acts like an oblivious idiot and "gets closer to the truth" when the person on the other end of the live bug contacts him. Marshall inadvertently rats out Sydney, and Sloane has her kidnapped. |
2001.12.09 2001.12.16 |
Manimal |
| 1-8 Recap |
Devices and desires Time Will Tell - Devices: they're missing. Sydney: she steals them. Will: still incompetent. Jack: possibly still a KGB spy, although he was ostensibly cleared of all that. Lie-detector test: a way for Vaughn to make his desires known. |
2001.12.02 2001.12.06 |
Manimal |
| 1-7 Recap |
Color-Blind Color-Blind - Sydney frees The Romanian Candidate and makes it back to L.A. safely just in time for Thanksgiving hijinks: Charlie proposes to Francie, Francie fricassees a turkey, Vaughn breaks up with Alice, and Sloane tracks down both the moles. |
2001.11.25 2001.12.02 |
Manimal |
| 1-6 Recap |
Reckoning Reckoning - Sydney faces a big showcase showdown with her dad when he starts dictating her missions and she thinks she knows his dirty little secret: that he's responsible for her mother's death. Sydney and Dixon go to London to steal a decoder that leads to her next assignment: finding an assassin in a mental asylum. |
2001.11.18 2001.11.21 |
Manimal |
| 1-5 Recap |
Doppelganger Doppelganger - Sydney and Vaughn screw up a lot. They switch renegade scientists and get the fake to SD-6, only to forget to supply him with key information. Then Sydney sends Spy Daddy in to feed the info to him. Also, Dixon stumbles across Sydney's double-agenthood so many times he practically spends the whole episode picking himself up. Sloane is scary. |
2001.10.28 2001.11.02 |
Manimal |
| 1-4 Recap |
Let's do the plot twist AGAIN A Broken Heart - There's a plot twist. And a plot twist. And a plot twist. And a plot twist. And a plot twist. There's another plot twist. And another. And another. And another. And another. |
2001.10.21 2001.10.22 |
Manimal |
| 1-3 Recap |
Spy Vs. Spy Parity - Sydney takes off with a valuable locked case, but her old nemesis keeps the key. Clarence Thomas Lite is assigned to her case instead of Vaughn. Then she gets drunk and kisses Will. Methinks the girl has been punished enough. |
2001.10.14 2001.10.17 |
Manimal |
| 1-2 Recap |
Been Around The World (tm Lisa Stansfield) So It Begins - And ay yi yi, I can't find a believable plot point. Sydney thinks she can take down SD-6 in two months, but au contraire. She's in it for the long haul. And so are we. For the longest, most nonsensical haul ever. |
2001.10.07 2001.10.09 |
Manimal |
| 1-1 Recap |
Truth be told -- over and over again Truth Be Told - She's a grad student! She's a spy! She's a grad student! She's a spy! She's a grad student! She's a spy! She's a grad student! She's a spy! She's a grad student! She's a spy! She's a grad student! She's a spy! |
2001.09.30 2001.10.03 |
Manimal |
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