By Kim
The morning, Annie is very confused when she walks into school and people are mooing at her and asking about her boyfriend the cow. Dixon and Navid walk up and Navid shows Annie something on his laptop -- Silver's blog. She's made a little Flash movie featuring Annie as a hick with a boyfriend who's a cow. That's... hilarious? I guess it's no worse than Perez Hilton and his MS Paint masterpieces.
Inside, Adrianna and Naomi walk by, discussing how both their purses were stolen last night. Annie asks Silver why she posted that video. Silver says she was pissed that Annie dissed her to "go sit with the Bratz dolls." Silver adds that Naomi is the antichrist, and Annie points out that Naomi didn't trash her in front of the entire Internet. Kelly walks up and tells Silver that her blog just creates problems. Silver says that Kelly knows what Naomi did, and Kelly points out that this hurt Annie, not Naomi. They briefly discuss their mother, but don't really give out any important information. Future episode, perhaps?
Ethan goes into Mr. Wilson's office and claims that Dixon started the fight with George. Mr. Matthews is there as well, and says that he'll have to kick Dixon off the team as a result. They excuse Ethan and Mr. Wilson is sure that Ethan is lying, but they have no proof. Yeah, it's not like there weren't a ton of other players on the field, people in the stands, and even Navid on the sidelines. If only they had another eyewitness!
Outside, Dixon worries about what will happen if he can't stay on the team. He tells Annie that lacrosse is how he bonds with their father. Annie assures him that he's been with their family for eight years and they have lots to bond over.
Annie finds Ethan and yells at him for lying about the fight. She wonders what has happened to him, since he used to be "frighteningly honest."
Man, things are moving at a breakneck pace now. Naomi reads her book report to the class and Annie realizes that she copied her paper word for word. Outside, Annie takes her to task for it but Naomi insists it's not a big deal. Naomi is wearing some crazy high-waisted denim shorts. Damn. Naomi tries to make it up by giving Annie the dress she wanted.
At play rehearsal, Annie and Silver watch Adrianna sing. The director thinks the vocals need help, and Silver suggests that they add Annie, and the director agrees. Oh, dear. Annie is... not a good dancer. She looks like she's having a seizure or something. I guess we're supposed to think she's awesome and now she'll steal the lead from Adrianna or something but I can barely look at the screen, I'm so embarrassed for her. Mr. Wilson shows up and harshes Annie's buzz by asking why Naomi turned in Annie's paper. Oops. Meanwhile, Dixon is debating whether or not to send Naomi a text telling her that Ethan is cheating on her.
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