By Lady Lola | Season 1 | Episode 4
Annie and Silver stroll up to the Peach Pit gabbing about boys. Silver can't believe Annie turned down Ty's date invitation. Annie reveals that she's going out with Ethan instead. Silver discourages her, claiming that Ethan and Naomi are in some sort of "impenetrable bubble." I beg to differ on the issue of penetration, but, nonetheless... she's got a point about the staying power of these high school power couples. I mean, this isn't She's All That. OMG, if Annie ever walks down a staircase in a red dress, I will douse myself in a bucket of pig's blood.
So back to "the bubble," by which I mean Annie's bubble-headed sense of entitlement over Ethan and utter naïveté in believing she stands a chance against Naomi... Annie stands her ground, and Silver says she'll be buying Annie a box of tissues. I think she'd be better served picking up some Ace bandages. Forget the claws, don't act like it didn't cross your mind that Naomi's a biter. Dixon then comes up to serve them, but it's not worth mentioning because it's just more proof that Annie's an a-hole.
Back in Clarksville, Naomi whines that she doesn't like how she looks in the Christmas card. Two scenes later, the dumb ho goes all Cam Jansen and reverse dials her father's mistress. Seriously, why do we have to hear anything more about this idiotic non-drama? If she's not going to slap anyone around or get hooked on crank, I don't care.
Back at Casa Wilson, Dixon informs Lorenzo and Aunt Becky of his job. He claims he wants to cater to the expensive tastes of those Beverly Hills girls. He's forgetting, of course, that the stench of onion rings will be a prohibitive factor in hooking these broads in the first place. He adds that he wants a nicer car. Lorenzo agrees that the crap wagon is... well... a crap wagon. Lorenzo cautions Dixon not to let the job interfere with school or sports. Dixon promises it won't.
The morning, Silver drives Dixon to school -- now we know who's the top in this relationship -- and quizzes him on biology. Dixon's general ignorance reveals he is not living up to his promises. He says he'll study after work, and Silver gives him a playful smack on the cheek. She's totally the Dom.
Naomi rings Ethan's doorbell. Stupidly, he answers, and she busts in before he can slam the door in her face. She offers to help him take care of his brother, so he lets her in. We learn that Ethan's brother has intense OCD. Since she knows a thing or two about being a control freak, Naomi tempts him with popcorn and a movie. I think her heinous red skinny-belt, short-shorts, black ankle booties and side ponytail are aiding the effort, too. Either way, mission accomplished. She escorts him off, and Ethan realizes, "Damn, I think I'm stuck with this crazy hag."
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