When Cate saw the previews for this episode, she projectile vomited off her balcony so copiously that she had to be hospitalized for dehydration. I think it was the voice-over saying "Values Mary Camden believed in are no longer her guide" that did it. So while Cate recovers, I'm sacrificing my lunch to recap this episode in her stead.
It starts off -- guess where -- in the kitchen. RevCam's feeding the twins. Mary comes down the stairs and asks where Stupormom is. RevCam gets all defensive, launching into a diatribe about how he can feed the kids without Annie's help. Mary says she was just looking for Annie because she had to run some errand for her. Annie's upstairs. Mary turns to go. RevCam asks what she's doing that night. It's Mary's turn to become defensive. She says, "I haven't found another job yet, if that's what you're asking." What? She lost her Pete's Pizza gig already? Damn. I knew she should have given those guys her panties! RevCam wants to know if Mary's interested in having a Family Movie Night, since none of the other kids have plans. Oh, wow. Yeah, maybe they can find a copy of Bambi at Blockbuster. Maybe they can watch that Claymation thing about Jesus! Mary says that she's going to Frankie's and Johnny's for dinner.
Lucy walks in and plunks down a stack of college brochures. Guess what the one on top says. Give up? It's from Crawford University, silly! What else would it say? Mary flies off the handle, asking if Lucy's getting on her case now, too. "These aren't for you. These are for me," says Lucy, all turn-the-other-cheek style. She's applying for early acceptance. She plans to spend her evening reading the brochures. RevCam gets all happy. Mary says, "She's just doing that to make me look bad!" Lucy denies this. Mary's still buggin'. Lucy ignores her. The phone rings and Mary answers it. It's Frankie, the evil beer-drinking pizza waitress we met last week. RevCam asks Lucy if she brought home the brochures to motivate Mary. She didn't. "It's okay. It might work, anyway!" says Rev. "Nice to know you care about me," replies Lucy. Okay, this trend is building. The CamRents are continually ignoring Lucy's virtues this season. Something's gotta give. Lucy's going to have to rebel. She's going to drive down a self-constructed, treacherous road, I'm afraid. Damn, y'all, this is scary. What if...what if she vandalizes something with toilet paper? RevCam claims that he does care about Lucy and he's glad she's going to college.
Mary bitches about Lucy to Frankie. "I always wanted to go to college," says Frankie, as she holds Baby Mercy on her hip and warms a bottle in a huge pot on her stove. Johnny's kicking back on the couch, watching a little TV. "Not my fault!" he yells at his wife. Frankie thinks it would be nice to have an education and some career choices. She suggests that she and Mary sign up for the semester together. Johnny snorts loudly and says, "Be sure to apply for that scholarship!" Frankie tells Mary to bring some of Lucy's brochures over to dinner. "Oh, and could you bring three steaks? I've got everything else," she adds. Ha. Mary asks how Frankie and Johnny managed a night off work together. They told Pete that Mercy was sick, that's how. Ooh -- they're teen parents and LIARS, too! I abhor heathens who misuse sick days, don't you?
In her room, Ruthie makes a big production out of blocking the door with a chair and then unlocking a hidden diary. The guitar in the background reminds me of Fleetwood Mac. Ruthie's sitting on her bed in her Powerpuff Girls shirt, just darkening the "y" in "Dear Diary," when Annie comes down the hall. She knocks at Ruthie's door. Ruthie jumps up and hides the diary. StuporMom's rattling the door handle like she's Colonel Klink. The door is opened and Annie asks why the chair was blocking it. Ruthie didn't want anyone to come in. Why not, Annie wants to know. "No reason," Bratty says. Her mom smiles suspiciously and walks away. Well, what the hell was all that door rattling about, then? I thought there was a family emergency or something.
Simon accosts his mom in the hallway as Ruthie looks on. "Yes! I've got a date!" he says. "Well, that depends on who the lucky girl is that you asked out at the last minute," Annie tells him. It's Marcia Chalker or somebody. Annie somehow knows that Marcia was a National Spelling Bee champion, that she was on TV and everything. Simon doesn't remember or care. Annie advises him to make his plans with Matt early this evening. Simon says the plan's already made. If he hadn't gotten a date, Matt would have driven him somewhere to "pick up chicks." Annie experiences annoyance delayed from last week. She doesn't want Simon hanging out with his college-age brother to "pick up chicks." Simon tells her, "It's not a thing a guy asks permission from his mother for. It's just a thing guys do." Gasp! Annie doesn't like Simon calling young women "chicks or babes or anything else that depersonalizes them as human beings and makes them sound like property to be acquired." Yeah, so how come you couldn't tell him that last week in front of your husband, Annie? Huh? HUH? She says that Simon's never too old or too cool to do what his mother tells him. She says dating's a privilege, not a right. "Yes, ma'am," Simon replies.
After Annie's walked away, Ruthie teases Simon about finding a girl desperate enough to date him. Simon actually argues with his nine-year-old sister instead of just ignoring her. He points out that Marcia's a spelling bee champion. Ruthie spells out "good luck." Simon pouts and runs away. Ruthie goes back into her room and re-blocks the door. Then RevCam bellows out her name and she has to open it again. He tells her she gets to pick the movie for Family Movie Night. "You know there's never gonna be another Family Movie Night again, don't you?" she says. She points out that there are "four daters" in the family, so the tradition is over. RevCam tells her to pick the movie. She says, "Got anything PG-13?" He reminds her that she's not thirteen. She says that with him and Annie there to explain the sex and violence, it'll be okay. RevCam says he'll pick the movie himself. Ruthie says, "Whatever. I've got a project for school. I'm out," and then shuts the door on her father's face.
RevCam tells Annie stuff about their kids. Lucy walks by and says that if her brothers aren't doing Family Movie Night, she isn't either. "Well, fine. Your father and I will watch a movie with no one around," says Annie. Eric agrees. They get all into it. "A little popcorn..." "A little wine..." Lucy says, "A little nauseous." Heh. She asks if she can have a friend over. RevCam asks if it's her "infamous husband, the father of [her] egg child." Lucy informs us that Lab Boy is history. She's ready to hook up with some guy named Mike whom she met in the counselor's office. He's going to help her fill out her college applications. She's says it's not an actual date and that there'll be no making out. She exits the hall. Annie asks Eric how many hours he gives Lucy before she's making out with Mike over the college brochures. Eric says the important thing is that it's college brochures they'll be locking lips over. He raves about the "Camden dominoes" being back in place, saying that one of their kids is bound to make enough money to take care of them in their old age. Dang, that's sad. I guess I'd better get to work on having more kids, though, just in case. Annie tells Eric that he'll never get old. They kiss, and he makes a suggestive comment about what will keep him young. Annie runs away with either glee or disgust.
Mary drives up to Frankie and Johnny's trailer and -- hold on. They live in a trailer? Damn. You know, Mr. Spelling, I didn't mind when you named Victoria Principal's character "Gwen" on Titans, but this is too much. However, Frankie and Johnny live in a tiny travel trailer with a built-on extension and wooden porch. Mine's a double wide, and we made our porch out of cement. So there. Frankie and Johnny had better not paint theirs robin's-egg blue, though, or there'll be hell to pay. Baby Mercy is squalling as Mary nears the door. Johnny's yelling, "Could you shut her up?" "I'm trying to clean this dump before Mary gets here! You think YOU could shut her up?" Frankie yells back. How charming. They remind me of a couple we used to hang out with sometimes, actually. They were teen parents, too, and they argued a lot. The wife had dropped out of high school to take care of their baby. The husband dropped out so he could write his own gaming program. I think he's making about a hundred thousand dollars a year now. Isn't that a beautiful story? Baby Mercy shuts up on her own. Johnny comes out and gives Mary a long, tight hug. That earns a punch on the shoulder from Frankie. What a jerkwad Johnny is.
Matt pulls up to Marcia's curb in his car, which looks very much like Mary's. Simon gets out, remarking on Marcia's early curfew. Matt asks Simon if he knows what he's doing. "What's to know?" asks Simon. "It's a movie, it's pizza, it's a goodnight kiss." Matt starts to argue, but Simon doesn't want to hear it. Marcia comes to her door in a pleather-pants-and-skimpy-top ensemble. She looks like a young Neve Campbell, but with long, blonde, Jennifer Aniston hair. "Wow," says Simon. Marcia spells it for him. Why do I know that this will become a very stale joke before the end of the hour?
New Guy Mike shows up at the CamPound with his limp mullet. Lucy leads him to the kitchen and apologizes for her dad's weird behavior. RevCam gave Mike a warm reception because of his interest in college, apparently. Lucy tells Mike that she can't find any of the brochures she brought home. Oh, it doesn't matter, Lucy. You know you're just going to Crawford Clown College, anyway. Mike doesn't mind because he didn't really want to talk about college, anyway. He says, "There are a lot of ways the two of us could help each other besides filling out college applications." Lucy looks askance at him and says "Excuse me?" Yeah -- excuse her? This sounds nefarious to me. Tell me more.
RevCam skips down to the living room with the baby monitor, telling Annie that the twins are snug in their beds. Annie holds up the copy of The Graduate that she rented. Then she busts out a box of fancy chocolate-dipped strawberries -- milk chocolate AND white. Two of each, ooh, la, la. Annie feeds Eric one and asks where "the Make-Out Queen" is. (Cate's in Schenectady, StuporMom. Don't worry -- she'll be back week.) Eric feeds Annie a strawberry and assures her that Lucy and Ruthie are occupied elsewhere. Before she's finished chewing it, RevCam grabs her head and kisses her. (Cate, you are so lucky that I'm going through this for you.)
Ruthie's on her bed with Happy, penciling over that same letter "y". "I have no life," she laments. I think she should just start an online journal and be done with it. She can call it "Ruthie's Bratty, Judgmental, Moral Thoughts."
Lucy's saying, "So you'll help me fill out the college applications in a way that maximizes the possibility of acceptance, and in return..." Mike finishes, "I have a guaranteed date to every major event of our senior year." HA! That is so lame and contrived. Is this the WB or something? Oh, wait -- it is. Sorry. Lucy objects to the scheme, not because it's low-grade prostitution, but because she and Mike have never dated before and she doesn't know if they'll get along. Yeah, Mike. Lucy has to make out with you after homework before the two of you can start dating. Get with the program. Mike lists what he has to offer Lucy. He can write good applications. He can dance. He's an excellent conversationalist. He has impeccable manners, a car, and spending money. "I have virtually no friends, so there's no possibility you won't like who I hang out with. And unlike your last boyfriend, I never have to listen to what my father says, because I don't have one," says suave Mike. I think he should have mentioned that he was viciously candid, as well. Lucy makes several funny faces and then says that she wasn't really looking to complicate her life. "Well, sweetheart, life is complicated," says Mike. Then we pan to Ruthie eavesdropping on the stairs, jotting it all down in her diary. "The one night she can't get a guy to kiss her...!" the hell spawn says, and runs up the stairs.
Simon is sighing in Matt's backseat as Marcia fawns all over his big brother. She knows more about medical school than Matt does, but he still turns her on. She spells "esterfication" for him. According to The American Heritage Dictionary, that has something to do with inorganic salts. Simon finally gets Marcia out of the car. She makes goo-goo eyes at Matt before they head into the theater. She's changed into a fringed black skirt, which she wears with the black top, a black shawl, and Lucite high heels. She's Stevie Nicks without the boots. Or the cocaine, I'm guessing. ["Please. She consented to a date with Simon. There's drug involvement here." -- Sars]
Johnny comes in from the porch, says that the fire's ready, and plops down on the couch to Mary, who's holding his baby. Frankie tells him to cook the steaks, then. He gets all mad and storms back out. "Don't ever get married," Frankie tells Mary. Mary brought the college brochures for them to look at while they wait on the meat. Frankie's "too hungry" to mess with them right now. She offers Mary a beer. Mary declines, telling how she got stopped by a cop the last time. "You think that cop is stalking you or something? Have a beer!" says her feckless friend. "Maybe later," says Mary, instead of, "No, thanks. I don't drink."
On the couch, RevCam and Annie listen to swirly forties music that I don't remember from The Graduate. "I'm just gonna go upstairs to check on Sam and David," says Annie. Eric just says "okay," so she tells him again, this time all nudge-wink style. He smirks and watches her ass as she walks away. Ruthie appears and asks what they're doing. She came down to grab a snack. She's going back upstairs. She still doesn't want to tell her parents what she's doing. Upstairs, Annie's tiptoeing around like a goofball. Lucy comes out of her room. "I was just checking on the boys," StuporMom quickly says. Lucy smiles at this and goes down the stairs, on which she meets her dad. He's just going up to check on Annie, he says. "Whatever," Lucy tells him, and then goes to his office to borrow a pen.
In the kitchen, Ruthie's hassling Mike. "What if you wait all that time to kiss her and then it's no good?" she asks him, chewing an apple all the while. "It'll be good," Mike argues. Then he asks if she's old enough to talk about this. Ruthie says she's older than she looks. He wants to know how old. She admits that she's nine and he says he's nineteen. Hmm. Lucy walks in and figures out that Ruthie's writing something about them. Ruthie runs away. "Maybe we should give her something to write about," horny Lucy tells Mike. "If you're suggesting we make some sort of physical contact -- no," says Mike as he puts his hands on her shoulders. They have writing of their own to do, he reminds her.
Outside Flicks, the only movie theater in town, Matt sits at a little café table and reads a book. Marcia and Simon walk up and he asks them how the movie was. Marcia spells "insipid" for him. Simon tells Matt that they'll get a pizza and meet him back outside. Marcia chides him, saying that the least they can do is share their pizza with Matt, since he chauffeured them and all. Simon yells, "I'm sure he doesn't want to intrude. E-N-T-R-U-D-E. Intrude!" Marcia makes a buzzing sound and spells the word correctly while Matt chuckles. "Laugh it up, fuzz ball," says Simon. Oh, wait. No, he doesn't.
Throwing pillows onto their unmade bed, the CamRents button their shirts and exchange noisy kisses and "I love you"s. They decide to watch the rest of the movie, "otherwise someone will get suspicious." As they leave the bedroom, RevCam asks if the door was unlocked the whole time. "You always get so paranoid," says Annie, slapping his ass in a way I really don't need to see.
Ruthie's added a whole sentence to her diary entry. It now says, "Dear Diary, I can't believe what I saw [something]. I saw Mom and Dad [...]" What? Kissing Santa Claus? Ruthie's smirking her face off as she writes. She hasn't yet learned the jaded recapper's gaze, I suppose.
Back at the trailer, Frankie and Mary dry the dishes while Johnny catches up with his television. Mercy makes a noise offstage. "Is that the baby?" asks Frankie. Johnny doesn't know. Frankie asks him to check. "You're up. You check," he says. Mary checks. Frankie hits Johnny with her dish towel and tells him to grow up. She says she doesn't ask him to do that much. "You don't ask me to do that much?" he carps. "You asked me to marry you, didn't ya?" Girls, there's your 7th Heaven lesson for the day: You can trap a man into marriage, but you can't make him sweet. Johnny leaves, slamming the door behind him. Mary saw it all, of course. Frankie's embarrassed and sad. Mary offers to leave, but Frankie begs her to stay. She pulls a big old joint out of her stash box. "Is that pot?" Mary asks. No, Mary. It's a just hand-rolled cigarette, like the ones your grandfather used to make out of sassafras leaves. "Yeah. I just need it to mellow out. This motherhood-and-wife gig really sucks," Frankie answers. We get a big close-up of Mary's face as she goes, "Gulp!"
After the commercials, Frankie cries a little and says, "It just seems so unfair. You make one mistake, you know...?" Yes, that's right. You make one mistake with your birth control, and you can get pregnant. Y'all know that, right? I don't have to tell you that, do I? "Yeah, I made a big mistake, too," says Mary. "I got arrested for trashing the school gym last year." Thanks for bringing it back to what really matters, Mary. Frankie smiles with surprise and then assumes that Mary doesn't drink or do drugs because of her probation. Mary corrects her, saying that it's more because she already feels out of control as it is. Frankie comments on the difficulty of mere existence and her lack of motivation. Mary gets all optimistic, saying that they can go to college together and help each other. Frankie's too out of it to look at the brochures now. "Maybe some other time," Mary says morosely, getting up to leave. "Hey, don't say it like that. Don't give up on me," Frankie tells her. "I need a friend." Mary needs a friend, too. Frankie says that they'll apply to college the day. She says that Johnny's not such a bad guy. He wanted to get an English Lit degree and become a writer. (Oh, really?) Mary says that they all have plenty of time to become what they want. The baby starts crying offstage. Frankie says, "Whatever I'm gonna be doesn't change what I already am -- a mom." She leaves Mary to see herself out.
Lucy and Mike go over their dating contract. Lucy agrees to accompany Mike to major school events, but aside from that she'll be free to date whomever she likes. "I actually feel good about this!" she says. Way to rationalize, Luce! Mike has pre-drafted several applications for her. He babbles about the various schools and their requirements. "Shut up and kiss me," Lucy says. Man, she's got a one-track mind. "Not until you get an acceptance letter," Mike says. RevCam comes down the stairs, overhearing this exchange and getting all happy. "Goodnight, son, and welcome to Lucy's life. I hope you'll feel free to join us anytime for a meal, movie, laundry...whatever you need." Mike thanks him and leaves. RevCam asks Lucy if she likes Mike. "I don't know," she says. Yeah, Eric. How can she know if she hasn't even kissed him yet? Don't go putting the cart before the horse, now.
Mary walks in and slams down the purloined college brochures. She says that she may borrow them again, but that she doesn't want RevCam getting any ideas. He smiles and gestures skyward as she goes upstairs, asking if his night could get any better. Ruthie comes down and says, "I hope not." Lucy asks what that's supposed to mean. Ruthie says that writing makes her hungry. Yeah, her and me both. She grabs a cookie and leaves.
At her door, Marcia thanks Simon for the stuff he spent money on and for the good time she had meeting Matt. Simon starts to leave, but then she kisses him. He gets into the car all morose. Matt jokes that he thought he'd be the one to get the goodnight kiss. Simon spells "shut up." Matt suggests they go to the Promenade and "pick up chicks who don't spell." Simon demurs, but Matt easily persuades him.
In the CamKitchen, Lucy tells Mary that she smells like smoke. She asks if Mary's smoking now. Mary says no, and asks if Lucy smokes. "You know how I feel about how dangerous cigarettes are," Lucy tells her. "Well, they're probably no more dangerous to your health than dating a mental patient," Mary fires back. Lucy looks shocked as hell. "Run that by me again?" she says. Mary informs her that her new friend Mike Pierce was hospitalized for a whole school year because he "went mental. He tried to kill himself." Mary sarcastically adds that she doesn't think he smokes, though, and then leaves. What a horrible person Mike must be. This never would have happened if he watched hour-long dramas that incorporated family values, I'll bet.
Lucy chases Ruthie up to her room and asks if she was eavesdropping again. At first Ruthie lies, but then she says, "So, your new boyfriend's crazy. It's not like the others were so great." Lucy tries to wrest the diary from Ruthie's grip. Ruthie hangs onto it, saying it's only for herself and her teacher to read. Lucy leaves and then gets on the hall floor and watches Ruthie's feet under the door for a few seconds. Then she smiles and goes away. I guess she deduced the diary's hiding place.
RevCam and Annie are being each other's barnacle in front of the TV. The phone rings. It's Marcia, wanting Matt's phone number. RevCam says he doesn't have it, but that he'll give Matt hers. He ascertains that Marcia was dropped off an hour before. Then he asks her to spell "okie-fanokie" or something stupid like that. Without the benefit of a split screen and Marcia's expertise, I'm afraid that's the best I can do. The phone call's over, and the CamRents cluck over Simon and Matt's tardiness.
At the promenade, some chick asks the CamBros where the video arcade is. Simon starts to point it out. Matt elbows him and suggests that Simon show her where it is. That's how you pick up chicks, gang. Stand around looking moronic until they ask you for directions.
Annie doesn't want to go to bed until Simon gets home. The phone rings again. It's a cop. Frankie and Johnny just got arrested for possession and they're hoping RevCam will go and post their bail. Eric is surprised and upset. Lucy walks in and holds up Ruthie's diary. "Not now, Luce," says Annie. Lucy suggests that they pay attention before Ruthie goes back to school on Monday and shows the diary to her teacher. RevCam tells her the diary's gonna have to wait. "Fine," says Lucy. "If you don't care that she saw you having sex, why should I?" She walks off. The CamRents do a not-comical reaction shot and then run after her.
RevCam frets in the kitchen. Mary comes downstairs to find out what he wants to talk to her about. Eric asks if she smokes pot. She says no and acts like she doesn't know that Frankie and Johnny smoke it, either. Eventually she has to come clean. RevCam asks if she left their house as soon as she found out that they smoked. She admits that she didn't. He explains that they were busted when a neighbor called the cops on them for arguing so loudly. Mary asks if her dad's planning to help them. "How would you have me help them?" he grits. "Pay the bail?" says Mary. RevCam isn't going to pay the bail. He asks if Frankie and Johnny have parents. Mary assumes Frankie had a reason for not calling her mother. The two of them argue back and forth. Mary thinks that her friends are good people and that she can convince them to stop doing drugs. She yells that if Eric's not going to help them, she will. Eric yells that she's not going down to the station and she's not going to see "these people" again, EVER. Mary is stone-faced as RevCam says he'll go down to the station himself and help them in any way that doesn't involve money. Mary runs up the stairs. She just wants to be a busybody like her daddy, RevCam.
Eric opens the back door to leave and finds Mike there. Mike came back because he figured that Mary told Lucy about his mental past. RevCam's trying to convince Mike to come back in the morning. Mike says he really needs to talk to Lucy now. "You do a lot of work at Kerland, right? The nut house?" he asks Eric. Eric says that he does, but that he doesn't refer to it as "the nut house." Mike busts out the fact that he tried to commit suicide eighteen months before. RevCam knows Mike's doctor and respects him. Mike wants to tell Lucy the truth before she hears it from someone else. RevCam understands. He leans in and confides, "She's very fickle. You know? She's nice, but she's fickle. So if she changes her mind, don't take it personally. It could happen to anyone...it has happened." Mike just wants a chance. RevCam lets him into the living room and then yells Lucy's name up the stairs. Lucy comes down and furiously whispers to her dad, "Mary said he tried to commit suicide. He's a mental patient! Or, he was a mental patient..." RevCam tells her, "Have you ever been sick? Have you ever seen a doctor? Did the doctor help you get well?" Lucy thinks this over for half a second and then thanks her dad and hugs him. Way to speedily dispatch the subplot, y'all! But I have to say that it's nice that they addressed the issue at all.
On his way out again, RevCam runs into Matt and Simon. "I've got a phone number!" Simon carols, holding up the piece of paper. RevCam takes it and eats it. "Your mother told you not to hang out with Matt and pick up chicks," he scolds, and then leaves. Simon is distraught. Matt tells him that he's never too old or too cool to do what his mother says.
Upstairs, Annie's removing the offending page from Ruthie's diary and explaining why. Ruthie's cracking up. She always thought sex was so serious because of the serious face Annie made when discussing it. The sight of her parents having sex amused her, though. Dude, I feel queasy. They need to quit with this stuff. Annie says that while it's perfectly natural for "a married man and a married woman to make love to each other, it's not meant for anyone else to watch." What? Oh my gosh...people have been lying to me all this time, y'all! Ruthie says that she's going to make a concerted effort never to see her parents having sex again. No one can blame her. She snickers some more as Annie leaves the room.
In the hallway, Annie totally unnecessarily admits to Matt and Simon that Ruthie saw the CamRents having sex. They laugh. Matt informs her that they've all seen it. He asks if they did the "check on the twins" signal thing that they are often wont to do. He says it's such an obvious tip-off. "Go to bed," StuporMom tells them. "I don't live here," Matt protests. "Go to bed anyway," she says. That scene was funny, once my stomach was thoroughly emptied. I keep telling the CamRents to buy their kids a Playstation, but they never listen to advice. Annie grabs a toolbox that happens to be near by and starts messing with her bedroom doorknob.
Mike comes clean to Lucy. He admits that he was rushing her to make the dating agreement with him because he knew she hadn't heard about his suicide attempt yet. "What'd you think I'd do when I found out -- run?" she asks. No, Lucy, he thought you'd gossip about him with your sister and be afraid to see him in your own living room. Lucy says she's not running, but that she wants to take it slowly -- one date at a time. He shakes her hand goodnight. She looks thoughtful. I bet that's the last time we'll ever see him. week Lucy will quickly explain that he started dating someone else, and then she'll make out with someone new.
The phone in Mary's bedroom rings. It's Frankie, calling to tell Mary what happened. RevCam somehow got her and Johnny out of jail and then made them promise to "talk to a counselor." Frankie says that Mary's really lucky to have parents who are always there for her. "I know," says Mary. She makes a stupid face and that's the end.
week on an all-new 7th Heaven: Simon gets his ear pierced. Johnny offers Mary pot and then punches RevCam in the face. Well, that should be fun.