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Mary-Ellis Bunim: What in the hell was that?
Jonathan Murray: It was kind of like the Miami shower threesome? See? This season isn't that boring.
Bunim: It was so not like the Miami season. First of all, they had clothes on. Second, the girls didn't make out or spank each other. That was just dumb. I can't believe I have to pay the effects guy for that lame scene.
Murray: Well, don't forget that we have the unedited footage, if we need anything from Mike in the future. Do we need anyone else for the new Challenge? Or to host an upcoming reunion?

Bobby talks to Nicole while she does her hair. In an interview, Nicole says that she wants to talk to Bobby about their relationship, because she does deserve a boyfriend who loves her back. Yes! Bobby says that he doesn't want to let Nicole down by going out with other women. Nicole asks whether that means he's currently dating other women. In an interview, Nicole says that she's still confused. Bobby asks whether Nicole dates other guys, and Nicole says that she doesn't because she's found what she wants. Nicole asks whether Bobby could ever see them being boyfriend and girlfriend. Bobby says yes, and then adds, "Anything is possible." That's such a cop-out. Run away, Nicole! You deserve so much better.

Jisela films Lori swimming in the pool and singing a song. Malik watches sadly from the deck. In an interview, Quarrel says that Malik is trying to have a romantic weekend with Jisela, but that she's not paying attention to him. Malik gives up and walks inside.

Malik, Kevin, Mike, and Malik stand outside talking and drinking. In an interview, Malik explains that Jisela was filming with the camera, and making comments about them behind their backs. We see the footage in question. Jisela filmed a bunch of the guys, and called them all dorks. She said that Kevin was "the business dork, trying to please everyone, no identity." Malik is "cornball dork" and "every cornball joke is about him," and "he doesn't fit in with the group." That doesn't even make sense. The stuff about Kevin was pretty accurate, though. I wonder what she said about the other guys. Quarrel thinks the whole thing is "messed up" since they invited Jisela out there, and then she talked trash about them. Quarrel looks into the camera that Malik is now holding and proclaims, "Jisela! Get off the ho train!" In an interview, Malik says that his roommates care about him and don't want to see him hurt. Quarrel says that Jisela can do what she wants as long as she's up-front about it and doesn't lie. That's pretty much how I feel. It scares me how much I'm agreeing with Quarrel lately. I might even have to start calling her Coral. Nah, not yet. Quarrel says something to the effect that Jisela is going to get voted off yet again.

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