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5-25 2006.09.14 |
Not-So-Secret Service Kiefer Sutherland plays a Secret Service agent in pursuit of Michael Douglas, who's not so good at keeping secret who he's been servicing. |
| 1-7 Recap |
Rock on, Bride of Kiefer!
6:00 AM -- 7:00 AM - Kiefer becomes Gaines's virtual puppet, sabotaging the keycard decryption and shooting Nina for knowing too much. Bride puts up a good fight but winds up at the TerrorKompound along with Spawn and Rick, who throw away an opportunity to escape so they can keep her company. Jalapeno makes a few mole-worthy moves, but it's only episode seven. |
2002.01.08 2002.01.10 |
A- |
Gustave |
| 1-6 Recap |
Can you dig it?
5:00 AM -- 6:00 AM - Gaines and Kiefer meet at last, thanks to the miracle of evil modern technology. Spawn and Rick get closer as they lay Evil Frat Boy #2 to rest. Palmer prepares to tell the world the truth about his family. A wacky temp gives Jalapeno the heebie-jeebies. AllegedYork turns out to be DefinitelyNotYork when he kills PMMS before she can provide Kiefer with information about Spawn. |
2001.12.18 2001.12.30 |
A- |
Gustave |
| 1-5 Recap |
The incidental gay sex episode
4:00 AM -- 5:00 AM - Kiefer wrestles with one hunky guy after another until he finds a thumbless body. PMMS fights for her life. Evil Frat Boy loses his job due to a downsizing within the terrorist organization. Reporter Maureen provides Palmer with more information about the breaking story. |
2001.12.11 2001.12.19 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 1-4 Recap |
And she said, "Kiefer, it's 3 AM and I'm feelin' lonely."
3:00 AM -- 4:00 AM - Kiefer follows up on a lead from the key card and gets a foxy female cop killed before they can hook up. Jalapeno and Nina stay behind to hide what they know from Xander Berkeley. PMMS is almost killed...again. Spawn is finally handed over to Gaines. The Huxtables find out that Theo's therapist ratted him out. |
2001.11.27 2001.12.03 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 1-3 Recap |
The gay sex episode
2:00 AM -- 3:00 AM - Nina's not the mole...yet. Mandy and MotorcycleChick are lovers...or were, until MotorcycleChick got shot. Palmer calls in a heavy to help cover up the murder of his daughter's rapist. PMMS and Spawn escape the evil frat boys for a few minutes, and meet a male prostitute who unsuccessfully tries to save their stupid asses. And lastly, Kiefer sweats and uses his velvety voice to fight crime. |
2001.11.20 2001.11.28 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 1-2 Recap |
It's one o'clock -- do you know where your Kiefer is?
1:00 AM -- 2:00 AM - Kiefer's boss is killed by snipers after he gives Kiefer some valuable information about the identity of the mole agent. Soul Patch keeps trying to get the best of Kiefer. Kiefer's daughter is still being held by the evil frat boys. Kiefer's wife is down on her hands and knees picking up condom wrappers with Mr. York. Did somebody say "roofies"? |
2001.11.13 2001.11.19 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 1-1 Recap |
Midnight at Casa Kiefer
12:00 AM -- 1:00 AM - Kiefer's troubled teenaged daughter sneaks out of the house on a school night. His wife barely just let him come home. His co-workers may be responsible for an assassination attempt on a black presidential candidate. A plane blows up over the Mojave Desert. Calgon, take me away! |
2001.11.06 2001.11.13 |
B+ |
Gustave |