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5-24 2006.05.22 |
Shanghaied! We always knew that Kiefer's sins would come back to haunt him. But who knew that the thing that would finally bring him down would be some Chinese security guard's crappy aim? |
| 4-18 Recap |
I Got the Digits
Day Four: 12:00 AM -- 1:00 AM - All CTU really wants to do this hour is torture information out of some guy, but the stupid Constitution won't let them. So Kiefer figures out another way…to torture the guy. It's an inspiring tale of perseverance and the triumph of imagination, really. |
2005.04.18 2005.04.24 |
C- |
M. Giant |
| 4-17 Recap |
Unhappy Campers
Day Four: 11:00 PM -- 12:00 AM - As Air Force One crashes to the ground, the President's nuclear Football lands at the feet of a couple of hapless civilians. Kiefer has no choice but to draft them into a dangerous game of keep-away with ImhoTerror. Which they lose. |
2005.04.11 2005.04.17 |
A- |
M. Giant |
| 4-16 Recap |
Putting the "Dent" in "President"
Day Four: 10:00 PM -- 11:00 PM - President Keeler takes a hit -- and not in the polls -- when the pilot of a stolen stealth fighter fires a missile at his plane. Way to talk the bad guy down, there, Kiefer. |
2005.04.04 2005.04.08 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 4-15 Recap |
Terrorist Leader: 2. Bloated Government Bureaucracy: 1.
Day Four: 9:00 PM -- 10:00 PM - CTU gives up TerrorTeen to ImhoTerror in exchange for Kiefer, and spends a whole lot of time trying to figure out why they're getting such a bargain. |
2005.03.28 2005.04.02 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 4-14 Recap |
In-fil-tra-tion. Ready? Begin!
Day Four: 8:00 PM -- 9:00 PM - ImhoTerror has a clever, well-thought-out plan to get one of his men onto an Air Force base. Kiefer has a half-assed, on-the-fly plan to lead CTU to ImhoTerror by going undercover with TerrorMom. Guess which plan works? |
2005.03.21 2005.03.27 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-13 Recap |
The EMP Strikes Back
Day Four: 7:00 PM -- 8:00 PM - Kiefer fights mercenary commandos in the looted, blacked-out wasteland of downtown Los Angeles. Not sure why the cameras and microphones are still working, though. |
2005.03.14 2005.03.19 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-12 Recap |
You Down with EMP?
Day Four: 6:00 PM -- 7:00 PM - Kiefer learns that ImhoTerror has been working for the defense contractor that invented the MacGuffin, and the company now wants to cover up its somewhat stupid and illegal security lapse with a whole raft of far stupider and much more illegal acts. Now that DrisKid is dead and Driscoll's going home, Soul Patch is in charge of CTU. Talk about a career fast track. We'll how fast he's back out on his tuchis after Bitchelle's in the house. |
2005.03.07 2005.03.13 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-11 Recap |
Current Events
Day Four: 5:00 PM -- 6:00 PM - Kiefer secures Grayadder's cooperation with 120 volts of AC, but it's DoDder who's really shocked. With the help of Grayadder, TerrorMom, Soul Patch, Special Agent Breck, and a semi-escaped Curtis, Kiefer tracks down the MacGuffin, and the five remaining nuclear meltdowns are halted. Of course, the bad guy gets away, because we've still got thirteen hours to go here. |
2005.02.28 2005.03.05 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-10 Recap |
Take These Secondary Characters, Please!
Day Four: 4:00 PM -- 5:00 PM - TerrorTeen takes it upon himself to kill his dad. DoDder takes it upon herself to approach a new terror suspect: Grayadder. Kiefer takes action. Special Agent Breck takes advantage of Driscoll. AIIIEEEE!sha takes her last breath, and Curtis takes a gun butt upside the head. |
2005.02.21 2005.02.26 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-9 Recap |
When Worlds Collide
Day Four: 3:00 PM -- 4:00 PM - Kiefer catches up with TerrorMom. TerrorDad catches up with TerrorTeen. Mayhem ensues. |
2005.02.14 2005.02.19 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 4-8 Recap |
Together Again
Day Four: 2:00 PM -- 3:00 PM - Soul Patch has lost everything but his sense of humor and his Cubs mug, but he can still be Kiefer's wingman any time. AIIIEEEE!sha frames Special Agent Breck as the mole, but Lispy Skip figures out the truth. TerrorTeen and his wounded mom are still on the lam. |
2005.02.07 2005.02.13 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 4-7 Recap |
Bizarre Love Triangle
Day Four: 1:00 PM -- 2:00 PM - Tired of competing with DoDder's soon-to-be-ex-husband for her attention, Kiefer tries to make her jealous by calling on an old love: Soul Patch. |
2005.01.31 2005.02.04 |
B+ |
M. Giant |
| 4-6 Recap |
Welcome to the TerrorDome
Day Four: 12:00 PM -- 1:00 PM - Kiefer runs! Kiefer shoots! Kiefer saves the day! His only problem is that there's still quite a lot of day left. |
2005.01.24 2005.01.29 |
A |
M. Giant |
| 4-5 Recap |
Closers
Day Four: 11:00 AM -- 12:00 PM - Kiefer closes in on the TerrorDome. The terrorists close off DaD and DoDder's ultimate escape route. The TerrorFamily closes out Deaddie's mom. AIIIEEEE!sha wishes she were Lady Mac but she's not even close. |
2005.01.17 2005.01.22 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 4-4 Recap |
Held Up
Day Four: 10:00 AM -- 11:00 AM - DaD and DoDer make a break for it, and TerrorTeen breaks poor TerrorMom's heart by leaving it up to her to kill his girlfriend for him. Kiefer's half-assed plan to stall his quarry at a gas station turns into a fully-ass situation. |
2005.01.10 2005.01.16 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-3 Recap |
Kiefer to the Rescue! Um, Kiefer?
Day Four: 9:00 AM -- 10:00 AM - Kiefer's a fugitive, then a felon. Witless takes a major thumping. TerrorMom invites TerrorTeen's girlfriend to her parlor. DaD signs a confession. Curtis has a crazy ex. DiCK gets tortured, sort of. Driscoll is useless. Potato Face cries. |
2005.01.10 2005.01.13 |
A- |
M. Giant |
| 4-2 Recap |
Suddenly, Napster Doesn't Seem So Bad
Day Four: 8:00 AM -- 9:00 AM - Kiefer tries to bring in Witless, but the bad guys beat him there. TerrorTeen's girlfriend follows him on TerrorBusiness. DaD is going to be tried and executed for war crimes. And it's going to be broadcast on the internet. We'll try to let you know if the forums are going to be down. |
2005.01.09 2005.01.11 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 4-1 Recap |
You Can Take the Man Out of CTU…
Day Four: 7:00 AM -- 8:00 AM - For an ex-CTU agent, Kiefer is pretty effective in helping CTU arrest and interrogate a suspected terrorist. But he's not so effective at using the fifteen seconds he has to actually stop the terrorist plot, which involves kidnapping his new boss and girlfriend. He's a little rusty, y'see. |
2005.01.09 2005.01.10 |
A- |
M. Giant |
| Extra |
It's a Little Funny
The Girl Next Door - Elisha Cuthbert shows that she's not limited to characters who look hot and get in trouble. She can also play characters who only look hot. |
2004.08.31 2004.09.03 |
C |
M. Giant |
| 3-24 Recap |
Let's Give The Boy A Hand
Day Three: 12:00 PM -- 1:00 PM - Palmer's tired of getting his brain sucked out by the presidency. Soul Patch gets one last hurrah before heading to the federal clink. Kiefer and Special Agent Charlie Brown chase down the virus, and Kiefer has to hack off his partner's hand to get it contained in time. And then he cries. |
2004.05.25 2004.05.31 |
A- |
M. Giant |
| 3-23 Recap |
Low Noon
Day Three: 11:00 AM -- 12:00 PM - When Spawnders is threatened with exposure to the virus, Saunders tells Kiefer how to find most of the remaining vials. Lady Mac takes two bullets to the midsection as Brother Palmer watches. Kiefer hits the subway in an unsuccessful bid to chase down the last vial. |
2004.05.18 2004.05.21 |
B+ |
M. Giant |
| 3-22 Recap |
Guardian Angel
Day Three: 10:00 AM -- 11:00 AM - Palmer gets blackmailed. Bitchelle escapes, but only for a while. The hostage exchange of Spawnders and Bitchelle goes ahead, but it goes Kiefer's way, with lots of shooting and explosions. Saunders is in custody. |
2004.05.11 2004.05.15 |
B |
M. Giant |
| 3-21 Recap |
Mole Patch II: Electric Whatever
Day Three: 9:00 AM -- 10:00 AM - Soul Patch is helping Saunders from inside CTU to try to save Bitchelle, and arousing suspicion at every turn. Lady Mac is either making a really dumb move, or an allegedly smart move that would only fool somebody really dumb. Palmer doesn't know what she's up to, which makes him luckier than the rest of us. |
2004.05.04 2004.05.09 |
C+ |
M. Giant |
| 3-20 Recap |
Mole Patch
Day Three: 8:00 AM -- 9:00 AM - CTU figures out where Saunders is, but he's got Bitchelle and he's threatening to kill and/or torture her if Soul Patch doesn't help him escape. Potato Face is acting suspicious, Spawn is acting as Spawnders's therapist, and Palmer is acting ineffectual. Again. |
2004.04.27 2004.05.03 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 3-19 Recap |
Ill Bill
Day Three: 7:00 AM -- 8:00 AM - Bill from Hill leaves a trail of soon-to-be-dead people. Saunders wants to out some spies. Spawn goes undercover and doesn't screw up once. |
2004.04.20 2004.04.25 |
B- |
M. Giant |
| 3-18 Recap |
Dead Boss Walking
Day Three: 6:00 AM -- 7:00 AM - The quarantine at Inn Fection is breached. News of the V-I-R-U-S is starting to leak. And if Kiefer doesn't find Saunders by the end of the episode, he has to kill Chappelle. Kiefer doesn't find Saunders. |
2004.04.18 2004.04.20 |
B+ |
M. Giant |
| 3-17 Recap |
Bitchelle of Mercy
Day Three: 5:00 AM -- 6:00 AM - Palmer must negotiate with terrorists. James Woods leaves behind a hag of a widow, but she'll be joining him in the afterworld soon enough. Gael dies a painful death. Bitchelle plays angel of mercy. Kiefer sees boobs. |
2004.04.06 2004.04.12 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 3-16 Recap |
Inn Fection
Day Three: 4:00 AM -- 5:00 AM - The V-I-R-U-S has spread through the Chandler Hotel. Bitchelle and Gael are going to die, and so are the other one thousand guests and dozens of employees. Mass panic ensues. Lady Mac promises to take Palmer down with her if she goes down. Kiefer frees Amador and follows him. |
2004.03.30 2004.04.05 |
B+ |
Gustave |
| 3-15 Recap |
Welcome to the Hotel Virus-fornia!
Day Three: 3:00 AM -- 4:00 AM - Nina is dead. Kiefer almost gets punished for killing her. The police question Lady Mac about the death of William Ocean III. The V-I-R-U-S is traced to a hotel in L.A. But Gael and Bitchelle are too late to stop it from being inseminated into the ventilation system. |
2004.02.24 2004.03.01 |
B |
Gustave |
| 3-14 Recap |
Tater Not
Day Three: 2:00 AM -- 3:00 AM - Nina withholds information from Soul Patch, asks provocative questions about his marriage and, finally, escapes CTU custody by attempting suicide on the torturer's needle, only to be shot dead by Kiefer in the very room where Bride was gunned down during Season One. Meanwhile, Amador and Lothaire get together. And when a maid finds Milliken dead before Mrs. Milliken does, Lady Mac has to do some fancy footwork when questioned about her whereabouts. |
2004.02.17 2004.02.23 |
B- |
Gustave |