SUPERNATURAL! Hee!
It was the best of times! It was the worst of times! It was the age of The Goddamned ANGST That Nearly Killed The Recapper And Me! His Ever-Faithful, Glamorously Cosmopolitan, And Sleekly Chic Lizardly Companion!
Hello, my lovelies! And my, but wasn't Season Two of Supernatural just simply fraught with excitement and danger and nonsensical demonic viruses and morbidly idiotic children and libido-demolishing werewolves and overly investedfangirlsFBI agents and scattershot appearances by Alona Tal for Our Intrepid Heroes?! It was!! From the very first episode -- in which their worthless excuse for a father sacrificed his own horrid little life for that of our beloved El Deano -- to the very last -- in which our beloved El Deano for all intents and purposes sacrificed his own horrid little life for that of his unnaturally gargantuan brother -- Our Dear Boys never got a single moment's rest as they scoured the countryside in their delicious Impala, blasting rock salt into all sorts of delightful Hell-sent beasties in their never-ending quest for...something or other! Oh, leave me alone! I spent my entire summer watching Zac Efron movies, and I'm afraid my poor, scattered brain can no longer concentrate on anything other than Beloved El Deano's luxuriously lashed doe eyes and Darling Sammy's remarkably broad (and now zombified!) chest!! Whee!!! -- Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon
Survivor
By The TWoP Staff
SUPERNATURAL! Hee!
It was the best of times! It was the worst of times! It was the age of The Goddamned ANGST That Nearly Killed The Recapper And Me! His Ever-Faithful, Glamorously Cosmopolitan, And Sleekly Chic Lizardly Companion!
Hello, my lovelies! And my, but wasn't Season Two of Supernatural just simply fraught with excitement and danger and nonsensical demonic viruses and morbidly idiotic children and libido-demolishing werewolves and overly investedfangirlsFBI agents and scattershot appearances by Alona Tal for Our Intrepid Heroes?! It was!! From the very first episode -- in which their worthless excuse for a father sacrificed his own horrid little life for that of our beloved El Deano -- to the very last -- in which our beloved El Deano for all intents and purposes sacrificed his own horrid little life for that of his unnaturally gargantuan brother -- Our Dear Boys never got a single moment's rest as they scoured the countryside in their delicious Impala, blasting rock salt into all sorts of delightful Hell-sent beasties in their never-ending quest for...something or other! Oh, leave me alone! I spent my entire summer watching Zac Efron movies, and I'm afraid my poor, scattered brain can no longer concentrate on anything other than Beloved El Deano's luxuriously lashed doe eyes and Darling Sammy's remarkably broad (and now zombified!) chest!! Whee!!! -- Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon
Survivor