Episode Report Card Pamie: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT She Bop, He Bop a-We Bop
By Pamie | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.18.2004
Later. Pippi holds up a horse. Dean tells Rory it's not a bad effect. Rory thinks George Lucas isn't too scared of it all. Everybody's got their arms crossed. Luke complains that he can't hear the movie over Lorelai's talking. Pippi jumps into the tub, splashing water everywhere. So grounded! Bad Pippi! Luke wonders why every merchant in town takes Pippi's gold coins without questioning it. Lorelai tells Luke that Pippi's father is a cannibal king, and everyone knows they're lousy with money. Luke realizes that he should probably read the book. He gives another glare toward Dean and Rory: "Hey, you wanna pass the popcorn there, buddy?" Dean starts to pass it, but Lorelai sees that they're "below quarter full," which means Rory AND Dean should go replace it. Gah. Rory and Dean leave for popcorn and drinks, only to find Kirk making out with his girlfriend. How come the only people getting laid on this show are the ones we don't want to watch getting laid? Lulu is very happy to see Rory and Dean and doesn't seem to mind that they just saw Kirk rubbing all over her body. Kirk leaves to get Dean more popcorn, telling Lulu to hold her thought. "I will," she says. Kirk tells Dean and Rory that Pippi is a much better make-out movie than the driver's ed films they have in their library.
Luke has his hand almost on Lorelai's butt. That's why they call him "Cool Hand." Lorelai tells him to drop his attitude. Luke says he doesn't like the way Dean was hogging the popcorn. Lorelai tells him to say "popcorn" more nicely. Luke complains that Dean is all over Rory. Lorelai says they were only holding hands. "Yeah, it was that innocent," Luke scoffs, hand still firmly on Lorelai's hip. He complains about the way Dean was slurping Rory's drink. Lorelai tells him to chill, for both her sake and Rory's. Rory and Dean return; Luke thanks Dean. Then we watch them watch the movie. Luke gives Dean another look. Oh, my God. I will never stop recapping this episode. I've crossed three time zones. I'm on my second cup of crap airplane coffee. We had a questionable lunch. The Robert Redford movie is almost over. My arm is cramping from writing this hunched on my side. I used to have to pee, but I don't anymore. This cannot be a good sign. Stee has watched every Mr. Show ever, and is now sleeping. Let's get to Bop It. If I can get to Bop It, I'm gonna make it.
I didn't make it to Bop It. I'm in New York now, and it's the next day. I'm in a coffee shop, sitting next to Stee, who forgot all of his CDs on the plane. This is so unlike him that he's beating himself up something good. We woke up in Djb's bed, and now we're working at his coffee shop. I ran Djb's morning run this morning. Later, I might wear his coat. He's feeding our cats. He woke up in our bed and he's working our coffee shop. We swapped homes for a week. Talk about a Freaky Friday. Anyway...I'm going to finish this recap before I finish this latte. I've been recapping through time zones. Remember Naked Guy? I saw him forever ago. Remember when it was raining in Los Angeles? I don't anymore.