Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: B | 38 USERS: C YOU GRADE IT ‘Everyone Goes to the Drunk Tank’
By DeAnn Welker | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2012.10.25
Sunday dinner. Mike asks Vinny to say something before they eat, so he thanks God and his mom and is glad Deena's there. Then Mike asks Nicole if she has anything to say, so she gives him a thank-you through gritted teeth. Pauly and Vinny rave about the stroller, but Snooki just glares. Then Mike tells them his news: that he's going to ask Paula out by writing it on a shirt. Everyone is super happy about it and wants to see it happen. Except Snooki, I guess. She probably doesn't care. Vinny, Pauly and Ron are up on the roof hanging out and Morgan (the girl who flashed them in the premiere) shows up yelling Pauly's name. She starts flashing them again. Vinny says it was a slow night until she showed up with her boobs. She waves bye and they go back to their hot tub and beer pong.
Inside, Sam asks Jenni how she's doing with the Roger thing and Jenni's pretty upset. She says it's been two days since he pushed her and she was hoping she'd hear from him. She thinks he could be moving out by now, for all she knows. Snooki says she loves Roger (ew! Be a friend. He pushed your friend down and BROKE HER BONE), but he pisses her off sometimes. I am trying to pretend I don't already know that Roger and Jenni are still together and hoping that she ends up kicking him out for this. Because I really did think she was the cool, tough, smart one until now. Ugh.
Jenni and Snooki head to the doctor to check on her fracture and Jenni says she feels like she's parting the Red Sea. Snooki (and everyone): "What does that mean?" Jenni says she feels like the guy who did that had a cane (and Jenni has metal crutches, so you can see where she'd make that leap? No?). Whoever that guy was that did that. Jesus? Of course, she's talking to Snooki, so no laughing at her or correcting her. It's like the dumb leading the dumb. Snooki tells us again how fun it is to have a disabled buddy. They stop on the way to the doctor to look at wheelchairs. Snooki thinks they're awesome and can't wait until she's old. Because she knows it will be so much easier to have one. She buys both of them, because "Why not?"
Deena, Pauly and Mike head to the Shore Store for work. There's more build-up about Mike asking Paula to be his girl. All the roommates are coming for moral support, he says. He's working on making the shirt now. He says he needs to ask her out in an extremely cool way. He makes a red tank-top that says "Let's make it official!" He's going to wear it under a button-up shirt and unbutton like Clark Kent. Mike spent all this time at work making himself a personal item, so he goes to take a break. Danny puts "I like men" on the back of the shirt. Pauly thinks it's hilarious that "Sitch is finally coming out of the closet." Mike pulls the shirt out before he leaves the store and swears a lot. He makes his shirt again.