Episode Report Card Kim: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Assassins
By Kim | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.19.1999
Elena stands outside the room belonging to Guy, the guy with the freaky hair. He yells that he has to go to the bathroom, and that if his bladder bursts, he's sending her the hospital bill. Elena promises him a five-minute break to go to bathroom. He walks out and she shoots him. He calls her a liar and hands over the name of his intended victim. Noel walks by and Guy says, "Noel, she cheats!" while pointing at Elena. Noel mumbles, "So does everyone." Elena celebrates.
Felicity and Julie are in the cafeteria. Felicity apologizes for not telling Julie about Simon Rex earlier, but that she couldn't get the words out. Julie says she's been there before, and it's a horrible feeling to sleep with someone and wish that you hadn't. Julie adds that it makes you feel like you were used, or like he didn't care. Felicity says that it wasn't like that, because Simon was "sweet and kind." Felicity says that the horrible part was that it happened at all, because last week, she and Noel were "making out instead of studying and taking naps together," and she was going to go to Boston with him for Spring Break. Felicity dissolves into tears and angrily says that she doesn't know what she was thinking. Julie says that Felicity's always thinking, and maybe this time she wasn't. Felicity says that she wishes she had just stayed in her room. Richard walks up and tells Felicity that he heard what she did to Noel. Julie tells him to get out of there. Felicity angrily grits her teeth and grabs her gun, then shoots Richard in the eye. Richard petulantly says, "You hit me in the eye!" and slams his envelope on the table. Felicity picks it up and reads it -- she has Noel's name. Julie asks who Felicity got, and Felicity says, "I'll give you one guess," and then starts crying again.
Noel walks into the art studio and wanders around a bit. He asks a girl where Simon Rex is, and the girl points him out. Noel walks up and looks at the drawings of Felicity sitting near Simon's table. Simon asks Noel if he can help him. Noel says he's just looking. After a pause, Noel asks Simon if the drawings of Felicity are his, and Simon says they are. Noel picks one up and asks the identity of the subject in the picture. Simon says, "Oh, just some girl." Noel flares his nostrils and says, "Yeah, that's what I thought." He stomps off.
Sean walks into the loft and says that he has Stage Two of his plan in his hand. He's carrying a gift bag. Julie says that she got Chloe's name, and now she doesn't want to be involved anymore. Sean lifts a Day Planner out of the bag. Julie can't believe it. Sean says he has to bring something to the table or Chloe won't accept his offer. Julie asks what he's talking about. Sean says, "It's called buyer incentive! It's like the free watch you get from a magazine subscription." Julie tells Sean that he's insane, and needs to lose the Day Planner. Julie also adds that he spelled Chloe wrong. Sean looks at the cover, which says, "Chleo." Oops.