Episode Report Card Kim: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Assassins
By Kim | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.19.1999
Felicity walks through the cafeteria in slow motion. She passes Noel and kind of turns as if to say something, but he avoids eye contact. After she passes, he turns and looks at her. Felicity reaches the lunch line and grabs a tray. Just as she reaches for a Jell-O, Meghan walks up and grabs it from her, claiming to be diabetic. Felicity asks what Meghan is doing, and Meghan says hello. Felicity says that it's the last Jell-O, and she wants it. Meghan says, "You snooze, you lose," and adds that Felicity should have said the same thing to Noel when he "threw a hissyfit about [Felicity] banging the art student." Felicity angrily says that what she tells Noel is none of Meghan's business. Meghan starts to turn away, and Felicity adds, "You know what? You are nothing but a selfish, offensive freak show and I am sick of everything about you!" Meghan cocks her head and asks if Felicity is mad at her or something. Felicity says, with tears in her voice, that she just wants her damn Jell-O back. Meghan starts to walk away again. Elena shows up behind Felicity and points her gun at Meghan, ordering her to give up the Jell-O. Meghan snots that it only counts if Elena has her name. Elena holds up the piece of paper with Meghan's name on it. Meghan pauses, so Elena shoots her. Meghan hands the Jell-O to Felicity and her name to Elena. She bitches to Felicity, "I thought getting some would have loosened you up a little, but damn, you're worse than ever." I love Meghan, especially Season One Meghan. Felicity thanks Elena.
Ben walks into the living room of the loft and says hello to Julie, who asks way too casually whether he's doing anything next Wednesday. Ben says that he has plans and asks why. Julie says there's no reason. Ben watches her and smiles, then walks over to her and kisses her neck and asks if she really thought he'd forget her birthday. Julie says she hasn't seen much of him lately. Ben says that he has a whole thing planned. Julie wants details, but Ben says it's a surprise (which means that he has no clue what he's going to do and is just buying time). Julie is happy. Ben asks if she wants to come to the bar with him after class. Julie snots, "You're going out with Lynn again?" Ben says that he's just dropping by to say hi. Julie says she'll just go to the dorm after class, and Ben says he'll call her when he gets back.
In the library, Sean takes some deep breaths, and then walks up to Chloe and says hi. She's busy typing something on the computer and tells him to hold on, but he ignores her, introduces himself, and then asks her a question about archeology. Then he asks her out. Chloe asks him to repeat the title. Sean says he just asked her out. Chloe is surprised and then says she'd love to but...Sean assumes she has a boyfriend. Chloe says she doesn't know her schedule because she lost her Day Planner. Sean grins.