Episode Report Card 1 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Help For The Lovelorn
By Kim | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.22.2000
Felicity enters a chemistry lab, and is being given instructions by Potsie from Happy Days, or at least someone who raided his wardrobe. Apparently, Felicity is going to work in this lab now. Potsie reminds her to wear rubber gloves at all times, and says that she has to mop up before she leaves. They reach some large, metal boxes that look kind of like refrigerators laid on their backs. Potsie asks if Felicity has ever seen a dead body. Clearly, this guy got his chick-pick-up techniques at the same place as his outfit -- Nerdville, USA. Felicity tells him not to open the refrigerator thing because the lab's spooky enough. Potsie makes to leave and asks how much she's being paid. Felicity says, "Not enough." Potsie agrees, saying that he feels bad for her being alone with all the dead bodies, and wishes her luck.
Felicity mops the floor. That mop looks like it weighs more than Keri Russell, but she is a petite flower. She notices that one of the refrigerator things has the number sixty-seven on the end. She continues mopping, and then sees someone standing behind her in the reflection in the metal. Okay, that made me jump a little bit. She turns around, but there's no one there. She sees the latch on the side of number sixty-seven and pulls it. The doors on top open up, and the bagged body inside is raised up. She goes to close the doors, but the body says, "Felicity!" Whoa, that was creepy. Felicity stumbles back and the body continues, "You want to see what The Clinic does to people? Unzip me. Come look what they did. Come look." Felicity unzips the body bag and sees a huge C-shaped scar on the chest of the corpse. The corpse says, "This is how they cure a broken heart. They rip your heart right out of your chest." The corpse's lips don't move. It finishes by saying, "This is what they're going to do to you."
Felicity marches into The Clinic, but all the doors she encounters are locked. The nurse Felicity met earlier steps out into the hallway and Felicity demands to know what they put in her water, and says she needs to see the doctor. The doctor steps out into the other end of the hallway, so that Felicity is standing between the doctor and the nurse. Felicity angrily tells the doctor that she is hearing and seeing things, and having conversations with people she's not sure exist. The nurse says that is why they wanted her to come back. Felicity says sharply, "I'm not talking to you." She turns back to the doctor and asks again what was in the water, that he had to dare her to drink it. The doctor tells her she needs help, and nods slightly to the nurse. The nurse goes into a room, but Felicity doesn't see her go. Felicity tells the doctor that she is going to report him to the police, the AMA, and the FDA. The doctor says there was nothing in her water, and that he drank it too. Felicity says that he drank from a different cup, and starts babbling about how they probably only dosed her cup. The doctor tells her she sounds insane. Felicity says, "Last night I had a conversation with a dead guy who told me you take out hearts." The doctors asks how Felicity supposes they replace the patients' hearts. Felicity says it's probably a machine, or a computer, or something not human. The doctor tells her she is imagining things. Felicity says, "What about this?" and pulls her glass heart-shaped box out of her coat pocket. She says the package was postmarked the day before she called The Clinic, so how did they know to send it, and where did they get her address?