Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Here I Go Again
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 02.19.2012
GARDNER
Will: Broods.
Diane: "Well done in court today, yeah?"
Will: "Yes. But on the other hand I'm going to be disbarred. Probably Wendy's doing. Last crummy shot."
Diane: "Well, fuck this."
Will: "I mean, I did it. So..."
Diane: "Pursuing this is weird and hypocritical..."
Will: "As Occupy Wall Street is attempting to point out, the people in judgment are not worried about hypocrisy. You can't cheat the banker in Monopoly, and you can't speak truth to power when the power's writing the rules."
Diane: "Mercy of the board, maybe?"
Will: "Mostly I'm just fucking tired."
It's so sad. She hurts for him. Maybe she will Batman some motherfuckers.
GOLD & ASSOC
Eli nods to Diane on her way out, and doesn't even notice the tiny little Rumpelstiltskin sitting on the couch in his office until she starts screaming.
Stacie Hall: "WHY? Why are you undercutting me with your wife?"
Eli: "Ex-wife! And get the hell out of my office! And don't ever show up places unannounced!"
Stacie: "I just wanted to bring you your sock from last night!"
It looks like an elf sock, or maybe like somebody dropped a house on your sister. A Helena Bonham Carter kind of sock.
Stacie: "And what's wrong with green?"
Eli: "I'm not going to explain campaign strategy to you..."
Stacie: "...Then stop undercutting me with your wife!"
Eli: "Ex-wife! And do a better job so you won't get undercut!"
Stacie: "Yeah, well, all your clients I've been poaching seem to think I'm doing fine."
Eli: "Um, this conversation is over."
As is her wont, Stacie now says something so gross I can't even repeat it, but suffice to say it's about continuing their physical relationship and relates to bodily fluids and ugh, finally he's just barely able to get her out the door. So she immediately interrupts Kalinda -- watching a news report on the ongoing atrocities -- to ask about how Kalinda figured out "she" was sleeping with bin Laden to begin with. Kalinda hustles her away from the ten attorneys that heard her say that, because how embarrassing that everybody keeps saying that.
EDELSTEIN MTG
Alicia: "Right, we're meeting with Patrick Edelstein again. Because obviously this whole thing is once again about protecting his interests at the expense of actual living and dying people."
Will: "Oh my God, Alicia. Not today."