Episode Report Card Alex Richmond: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Lost Lunch
By Alex Richmond | Season 7 | Episode 9 | Aired on 11.17.2002
Annie walks through the kitchen and asks Ruthie where she's "been." Just out talking to her dad, who is "going to be fine, in time." Annie says he's "had enough time." She goes out and tells him that even though he's done with the Lord's work, he still has to get some sleep. "We're going to bed." Eric give her the thumbs-up.
Lucy walks up, and her dad tells her, "Whatever it is [he] can't help anyone. [He doesn't] want to help anyone." He quits! Again. Some more. Lucy is shocked.
Roxanne walks up. Catfight! She says the kiss was "[her] fault, all [her] fault." So, blame her. Lucy, in a shocking new development, says she takes "full responsibility." But your lips had nothing to do with it? But she knew Kevin would be looking for her, and she wanted him to find her with Chandler. Her face gets a little more apple-doll-esque as she says she "snapped" when she saw Kevin and Roxanne dancing together. "He's a great guy, Loose, and you doubt that!" Roxanne begged Kevin to kiss her and he wouldn't go for it, because he's so in love with Lucy. And he won't apologize to Lucy "even though he feels like an idiot," so would Lucy go down to the pool hall to make the first move? "Don't you minister types preach forgiveness? Aren't you a Christian? Don't you believe in forgiving?" Oh, barf.
Pool hall. Could be Eddie's, could be somewhere else. Kevin fiddles with a bowl of peanuts. Lucy comes up and asks for this dance. Kevin says, for the rest of my life! He asks her what really bothers her -- that he was dancing with Roxanne, or that he was married before? Oh, right, that. But he was only eighteen! Only eighteeen during the weeding, marriage, and divorce! So it shouldn't even count! Lucy says she "wanted to be the only woman he dances with for the rest of [his] life." Hey, is dancing a euphemism for fucking? Cool. She says that he's forgiven. He says, "By the way, you're not." By the way, this show sucks.