Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT A Christmas Rory
By Pamie | Season 1 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2000.12.20
It's Emily. They bicker. Emily wants Rory to go to the dance. She doesn't want Rory to regret anything later. Lorelai tells Emily that Rory is going to the dance. Emily says, "Oh, that's wonderful! I'm thrilled!" Lorelai says she's making Rory's dress right now. Emily asks why Lorelai would make a dress. "Well, so that she'll look really ugly and people will laugh and throw rocks," says Lorelai. Emily offers to buy Rory a dress. Lorelai isn't hearing it. Emily asks Lorelai to take a picture of Rory for her. She asks for a series of pictures of Rory on the stairs, by the window, and one where she's getting ready. Lorelai asks Emily if she also wants one where Rory is shaving her legs. Emily says it's a once-in-a-lifetime event, and Lorelai gets to be there and she doesn't. Lorelai slowly, painfully lowers herself flat on the ground. Emily says if she got enough pictures she could line them up on chronological order and pretend she was there. Make a flipbook. Lorelai asks if Emily would like to come to see Rory get ready for the dance. Emily says she'll see her at seven. Lorelai hangs up and huffs in pain as we fade to commercial.
I can't believe someone stole stuff from my porch. Right next to me. I sit here all day and didn't notice someone stealing stuff from me right next to my head? Is it that I'm not paying attention, or are thieves in L.A. really that good?
Ooh! Commercial for Popstars. Yeah. Sweet. I think the phone was just ringing. I don't know. I was watching commercials.